I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, and my bills are all paid. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. I have made extraordinary four course meals using only a mouli and a toaster oven. I make a mean Cascadia. I have won competitive chess matches in Ohio, horse races in Maryland, and spelling bees at the Kremlin. Any and all rude people will immediately be blocked and sautéed so don't test me.
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Dream bbq: Kane plushie


44 coins made individually is a hard task. Not very satisfied with how he turned out, but it was a first time


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+ coin sounds
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anybody else . can anyone hear me
#<- prev thats how thwy get you mann!!!#youre not supposed to fall for the worldbuilding!!!#*proceeds to do more workdbuiking instead of foucusing on the charecter confliction*
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i was trying to render my oc Yasha but i accidentally rendered snatched jerma.i dont know what to do i spent too long on this 😭
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did NOT expect to encounter this brutal exchange wheni was skipping thru pinterest
#the amount weird thought provking comments you find there will forever render me speechless#pinterest#my posts
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WOOOOOOOOOOOO IRAAAAAA
Is it wordy? yes. Is this my only way of info dumping? also yes. let me live
#art#artists on tumblr#my ocs <3#oc art#oc#digital artist#artwork#digital art#my art#ibispaintx#Ira O' Cuinn#Naga
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Low quality sketch book dump time !!!!
#sketch#sketch book#art#artists on tumblr#color pencil#drawings#art dump#graphite#saiki k#art tag#my art
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This is genuinely the most tumblr experience ever.no where else can we get these weirdos


my extremely powerful long chip (utahraptor toe claw for reference)
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This guy keeps fucking staring at me !!!!
#trying out my new tab :DDDD#really like that salmon for no reason#its prob becus i spent too much time on her#;(#art wip#art#artists on tumblr#current wip#my wips#wip#seals#i love seals#marine life#salmon#fish#sea creatures
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Hey guys
I'm only into like 3 episodes of death note and I can already sense that L and Light are gay for each other in some sick and twisted way. Wanted to check what tumblr thinks of it and turns out they were chained to get her for months????? L cleaned light's foot????? Theres screenshots??? Gay sex would be less gay
#HE DIES?!?#IN HIS ARMS?!?#TO REITERATE GAY SEX WOULD BE LESS GAY#every single time i think its unintentional that light's last name spells i am a gay backwards#something gayer has to come up#like dawggg 💀#how can i hate on L nowwww#😭😭😭😭#sobbing#l lawilet#light yagami#lawlight#death note l#death note light#death note
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looks like i can post my contribs to the rymin zine, here's my comic! everything but the screentones was made in my sketchbook- mini zine illustrations w/actual screentone paper under the cut
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ena oc re-upload because I've changed some details and uhh


how should I name her tbh
more stuff under


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Dandelions have a symbiotic relationship with little kids who make wishes
#okay so i understand that this is a joke i dont need you to explain thta to me#but just seeing the word dandelion makes me sick to my stomach#cuz just today a dust storm hit my area WHILE IT WAS DANDELION SEASON#ALL THE DOORS AND WINDOWS WERE OPEN IN MY HOUSE CUZ I WAS BOILING#THEY ALL CAME IN#IT LOOKED LIKE IT WAS SNOWING IN SPRING#TGHIS IS NOT A GOOD THING#whats worse is that we could bearly even close the windows#cyz they were all suppppperrrrr old ones and i had just mover in there#now imagine a poor little girl trying desperately to close the windows while surrounded by dandelion fluff#i just sat down from washing the entire house twice#they were everywhere#dont be like me and leave the doors open while its dandelion season#</3
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On episode 7 now (I'm a slow watcher) and L just got introduced and let me just say that this FREAK of a man is the only character in all the shows/movies I've watched that I openly hate. It takes a certain amount of freak for me to absolutely despise a character that's supposed to be good (and that's coming from a blitzø enjoyer).
I genuinely cannot be trusted around that freak cuz I will pummel him to death. Idk if it's the way he sits or talks or the fact that he washes himself in a washing machine (????) but I hate him so much.god forgive for the amount of curses I give him I hope he dies
I'm only into like 3 episodes of death note and I can already sense that L and Light are gay for each other in some sick and twisted way. Wanted to check what tumblr thinks of it and turns out they were chained to get her for months????? L cleaned light's foot????? Theres screenshots??? Gay sex would be less gay
#L slander#i hate him so fucking much#GRGRGEGEEUJ#HATERED#death note l#death threats#death note#shitposts#my posts
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Spotify are you sure you know what you're talking about?
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Me making the most hilarious posts ever with the audience of 3 crickets and a dust-bunny
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Can't afford to draw arcane fan art cuz if I draw one fictional twinks nose incorrectly the entire fag arena is gonna be after my ass 😞
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