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Man, puberty hit Luke, he looks like a different person now XD

My son!!

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Audio is shit because I didn't know you could screen record audio at the time but this is stil great I think

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Can you hear the fire crackling?

@thatsthat24

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The director of cybersecurity from the Electronic Freedom Foundation is offering to help women who have been threatened with compromise of their devices.

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Reblog to slap his stupid forehead.

Like to kiss his stupid forehad, and then slap it.

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So...I loved the new Asides short. A lot to love actually. But, Now that it is confirmed that Janus is cold blooded...this just makes you realize the hell he goes through with that.

If you're not aware, cold blooded means that one can not regulate their body temperature properly or can't produce their own body heat. So, that means Janus can't.

Reptiles must be kept between 75-80 degrees fahrenheit to be content to the highest 90-92. Anything higher than 92 is too hot. When a snake gets hot, it can get heat stroke like us, however in severe cases, it can cause them to seize and unintentionally kill themselves in the process. Florida is notorious for hot and humid climates, warm and humid is ideal for a snake but anything too heated is deadly.

On the flip side, if a snake gets too cold, below 70 degrees, it will start to enter what is called "Brumation" which is kinda like hibernation but different. During Brumation, a reptile's(or amphibian or fish) body systems will start to slow down resulting in slow moments and lethargy. They do not eat, only drink, seeing as their digestive system will slow or shut down completely. Snakes specifically chose to burrow underground or find confined spaces for any warm they can find. If it drops below freezing, so 32 or lower, this can cause them to freeze to death. But Brumation is practically like living death, slowing down so much that not all reptiles make it out alive. However, the ones that do, have the benefit of higher fertility, better breeding success and better egg clutches....so I'm guessing Janus would be very hungry and horny after winter XD.

However, cold weather is one of the leading causes of respiratory infection in reptiles. Snakes are known for getting these. Symptoms can include nasal discharge, mouth breathing, wheezing or gargled breath, drooling or frothing at the mouth, vomiting or regurgitation, coughing, sneezing etc. If the drool or froth is not cleaned from the snake's mouth in time, it will cause it to rot off. So, if Janus got COVID, he would be screwed.

So, looking at Roman's gift, it's pretty thoughtful in the sense of "Here so you don't freeze to death, I'm not that sadistic" And Janus was kinda taken back. Like, he is aware of what he goes through and is shocked that Roman even cared to do that bit of research for the gift to get.

He was so taken back that he even felt sorry for being a bit too outlandish even if he was drunk. Which, with him saying he was having an "unhinged jaw"(which further shows he can do that), it means he's more truthful when he's under the influence. So, that means that this "cold blooded" admittance is true. Is Janus ashamed of this to the point he looks upset? Or is it genuine shock from Roman's gift coming from a thoughtful place of consideration?(even if Roman said he did it begrudgingly).

In a past post, I said that Janus could have a lot of interesting and compelling things about his genetic differences that would make for pretty neat moments. I'm glad we're getting more information about the "snake" behind the "snake man" and what he really deals with being this way. But, I feel sorry for him that he has to deal with it on a routine basic. It must be tough but he is self care so, he hopefully does his best. There's so much more yet to be confirmed about him that I hope one day will in some way but even if not, it's still a cool and intriguing thing of how a snake-human hybrid would function.

But so far, it's confirmed he's cold blooded, he sheds and he hisses with drawn out S's. (It was confirmed he sheds in a past Livestream, but he was very embarrassed by it).

Now...onto that alcohol addiction. Snakes can't consume ethanol, it actually burns their mouths and throats. It's so effective against them that it helped in relinquishing them from bites. They also don't like the smell. Like with us humans, snakes can contract liver damage from alcohol. In ancient belief however, snakes drowned in wine and left to ferment in it was beneficial to health or was believed to be. But, rubbing alcohol is deadly toxic to snakes, so much so it can dry them out, penetrating deep beneath the scales. Snakes can get accidentally drunk from eating fermented berries in the wild so, Janus's consumption of wine makes sense, however it's hurtful to him potentially. Alcohol can also be an appetite suppressor which if he drinks it routinely, no wonder we have only seen him eat cake and half a sandwich, which is not healthy enough for him. If his main consumption is wine, that is risk of overdose and drunkorexia. I know snakes can go without eating for a while but still. But, in conclusion, Janus is an unhealthy alcoholic. As much as it's funny seeing him drunk, it's shocking in the fact that he's actively hurting himself in the process if that's the case.

Anyway, I can go on and on about snakes all day but that's a future thing. Thanks to Janus, I know so much possibly useless snake information lol.

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Also was that subtle confirmation that he can unhinge his jaw or just a joke bc I'd like to know?? I'm literally just curious, that would look HORRIFYING on a human face and I love it lol

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OK SO YEAH THE REASON LOGAN WAS RUNNING THE SECRET SANTA IS SO HE COULD COLLECT DATA ON THEIR GIFTS AND THEN USE THAT INFORMATION TO COLLABORATE WITH ROMAN ON A GIFT FOR NICO BUT I JUST REALIZED THAT THAT MEANS THAT THOMAS ASKED LOGAN TO DO THAT HE ASKED LOGAN FOR HELP THATS WHY HE WAS JUST CHILLING AND LOGAN TOLD THE OTHERS NOT TO WORRY ABOUT HIM GUYS THOMAS WANTED LOGAN TO DO IT BECAUSE HE TRUSTED AND RESPECTED LOGAN’S ABILITY TO HELP HIM WITH HIS PROBLEM AND GUIDE ROMAN IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION

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!!Minor asides spoilers!!

I love that Janus got the invite to the secret Santa and said there’s no way I’m pulling up to this function sober

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I am back into this Fandom FULL SWING

The latest Asides RIPPED MY HEART OUT BTW.

Though I can't stop thinking about the fact that the Cold-Blooded Janus headcanon is real, and what this means for certain Other headcanons the fandom had about his biology *nudge nudge wink wink*

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Cock, threesome and boyfriend, in that order lmao

At least I won’t be bored

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Inquisitor Ezra :3

I posted a Wip of this a while ago but never the finished piece so here ya go

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Logan on s1>>>>

(I miss his smile sm on the first episode)

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Well all talk about how hot Simeons back is (you are not wrong)

BUT

HAVE YALL SEEN HIS GALAXY-GRIPPING, CEMENT SLAPPING, CARPET CLUTCHING, FLIP-FLOP FIGHTING, JURASSIC JUMPING, TERRAIN-TICKING DAWGS???

I need to suck his toes

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IN A WORLD OF FUCKLESS CORPORATE ART, YOUR OBJECTIVE IS TO MAKE ART THAT FUCKS AS DEEP AND HARD AS POSSIBLE, LIKE A MATING PRESS FOR THE BRAIN.

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My favourite scene from the FNAF movie,,

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Guys.

What if when the Orange Side reveals himself, he berates Virgil for leaving the Dark Sides because they used to be very close and he felt betrayed and abandoned when he left?