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hey guys! I’m not gonna have time to answer any matchups for about a week. sorry for the long wait, but they’ll be out soon!! <3

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I'm sorry but I simp for Ethan winters

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I MEAN TO POST THIS ON THIS BLOG WHOOPS

RE:Village Lords as Songs

as the title says, this is the four Lords (and Ethan) as songs! I originally did this on my old blog but I’ve made some changes. please enjoy this!!

here’s the og post incase you want it lol

Karl Heisenberg

Chop Suey! - System Of A Down

March Of The Pigs - Nine Inch Nails

Dragula - Rob Zombie

I think most of these are pretty self explanatory. There’s no doubt in my mind Heisenberg listens to heavy metal. 

Lady Dimitrescu

Money, Money, Money - ABBA

Baboosha - Kate Bush

Tonight You Belong To Me - Patience & Prudence

Dimitrescu is a man eater (literally) and these songs perfectly describe her. I had to include a 50′s song since she took over Castle Dimitrescu sometime in the 1950′s. I get the feeling she’d like vintage music. 

Salvatore Moreau

True Love Waits - Radiohead

Yes I’m Changing - Tame Impala

Creep - Radiohead

MOREAU IS AN INCEL. CHANGE MY MIND LOL. as much as I dislike Moreau, I actually love these songs. I feel like he only listens to sad music.

Donna Beneviento

Pink In The Night - Mitski

King and Lionheart - Of Monsters and Men

Little Dark Age - MGMT

Donna just deserves some more appreciation man. Idk how to explain it, but these songs all just fit her vibe.

Ethan Winters

Here Comes Your Man - Pixies

Goodbye Yellow Brick Road - Elton John

Song 2 - Blur

Disorder - Joy Division

ETHAN MY LOVE. I put more songs for Ethan just bc I’m a simp. He listens to stuff from the 70′s-90′s and you can’t convince me otherwise. (all of these songs are my favs too)

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Village of Shadows 3.

Ethan Winters x Reader

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Glowing, golden eyes pierced into yours, the quickly turned to stare into Ethan’s. The sound of her heels clicking against the marble floor echoed through her chamber, accompanied by the sound of a crackling fire. Lady Dimitrescu bend down, staring sadistically into Ethan’s face. “My, my… Ethan Winters,” her voice was laced with confidence and she smirked. “What’s caused a stupid man-thing like yourself to come to my castle?” Without speaking, she hold her hand out and one of her daughters places a dagger in it. From where you could see the dagger was decorated with beautiful silver flowers which glistened in the light from the fire. The Lady yanked Ethan’s hand forward, slicing his palm open with the dagger, making Ethan yelp out. She leaned down and sucked the blood from his wound and Ethan leaned away from her, repulsed by the violent act. The Lady pulled away and pursed her lips, throwing Ethan’s hand away. “He’s going a little stale.”

“Then we must feast on his man-flesh quickly Mother!” Daniella called out.

“Now, now girls,” she said calmly. “We still have another guest.”

Dimitrescu stood up and walked across to you, bent down and examined your face. In such close proximity you realized her beauty. Soft pale skin contrasted with her crimson lipstick and the dark eyeliner which outlined her glowing eyes. As she did before, Dimitrescu grabbed your hand and cut open your palm with her silver dagger. The cut left a searing pain in your palm. You whimpered and attempted to pull away but her grip was too strong. She began to suck the blood from your palm. When she pulled away her eyes widened.

“Oh my…” Lady Dimitrescu said, taken aback. “How delicious.” She licks the blood off of your palm once more. “Just perfect for my Sanguis Virginis. Ladies,” she called her daughters over. “Put the man-thing up. I’ll be taking her with me.” Your blood ran cold. Where were going to be taken? What was Sanguis Virginis? Ethan immediately protested.

“Don’t you fucking touch her!” he shouted, trying to stand up and grab Lady Dimitrescu but was held back by Bela. Ethan struggled in her grip but was weak from blood loss. Lady Dimitrescu scowled at Ethan, then turned to her daughters.

“I thought I said put him up!” she snapped. “Do I need to repeat myself?” The daughters quickly obeyed. forcing two hooks through Ethan’s hands and hoisting him up to the ceiling so he is suspended midair. Ethan cried out in pain and blood poured down from his hands. Lady Dimitrescu pulled you up roughly by your arm and began to tug you away.

“Don’t lay your goddamn hands on her!” Ethan scorned but fell onto deaf ears. The ladies left the room, taking you with them. Daniella giggled sadistically and waved goodbye to Ethan.

Ethan’s breathing was shaky, his arms ached both from the hooks through his palms and from holding up his weight. There was only one way for him to get down. Ethan took a deep breath in and quickly pulled his right hand down, the hook tearing out the flesh between his middle and ring finger. Ethan screamed in pain and blood gushed out of the wound, splattering and staining the pristine white tiles. He took deep and rapid breaths before doing the same to his other hand. Ethan collapsed on the floor, gasping in pain. He stumbled across the room, grabbing a convenient bottle of medicine and dousing it all over his hands and immediately felt better.

He needed to get you back.

Ethan ventured out of the room and continued to explore the castle. He found himself in a small, yet elegant room. The walls decorated with shelving that was filled with dark crimson bottles of wine. Picking up a piece of paper, he began to read:

‘The winemaking techniques of Castle Dimitrescu can be traced as far back as the 15th Centrury, long before the current occupants of the castle. Alcina Dimitrescu uses this legendary, yet peculiar, technique to enrich the wine’s flavour intensity and bestow it with a think bouquet. Her best vintage is Sanguis Virginis, meaning “maiden’s blood.” It is kept in a special ornate bottle decorated with intricate silver flowers.’

Maiden’s blood…? Was Dimitrescu going to turn you into wine? There was no way in hell he was letting that happen.

For hours on end, Ethan roamed the castle. He left no room unsearched, no cabinet unopened. Ethan ended up on the balcony, crouching behind a window of Lady Dimitrescu’s quarters. Just as he was about to go inside, the door barged open as Lady Dimitrescu entered the room, smoking a cigar. The phone rang and she sighed, picking it up and sitting down in front of her vanity.

“Mother Miranda,” she began. “I regret to inform you that Ethan Winters has escaped that fool Heisenberg… because he is in my castle! When I find him-” she is cut off, her eyebrows furrowing. “No, Mother Miranda… Yes, of course I understand the importance of the ceremony. I won’t let you down.” Lady Dimitrescu abruptly slammed the phone down, pursing her lips before picking up and throwing her vanity against the wall. The mirror shattered and sent glass shards sprawled across the floor. “To hell with the ceremony!” Lady Dimitrescu snarled, storming angrily out of the room. Once it was safe, Ethan opened and crawled through the window. Her quarters were even more elegant than the rest of the castle. The walls were adorned with ornate gold flowers and lit by the soft glow of candles. However, one thing was out of place.

There was a crib.

Lady Dimitrescu must have Rose. But, the crib was empty. Ethan quietly cursed. He continued to search her quarters before finding a key hung up where her vanity used to be. Ethan took it off the wall and moved to open the door on the opposing wall, but before he had the chance to, the door swung open. Lady Dimitrescu bent down and came through the door, readjusting her hat as she stood up to her full height.

“There you are,” she said menacingly. “All this for a child who isn’t even here.” Lady Dimitrescu grabs Ethan by the neck, lifting him up to meet her gaze. She was furious. “You ungrateful, selfish wretch! You come into MY house-” Ethan’s head is slammed down onto the floor, then promptly lifted back up. You lay your filthy man-hands on MY prey-“ SLAM. "And now you even try to steal my property? How dare you?!” she exclaimed. The floor beneath Ethan crumbled away and he was sent plummeting to the floors of the cellar beneath the castle. “Rest while you can, because I will hunt you, and I will break you!” Lady Dimitrescu’s voice called out.

Ethan quickly got up, brushing the dust off of his clothes before exploring the cellar, opening up the iron gate with the lever. Just as he got to the second lever, sharp silver blades flashed before his eyes and next thing he knew, his hand was gone. Ethan cried out in pain, clutching his severed arm as blood spurted out across the stone floors.

“Like I’d let you get away,” Lady Dimitrescu taunted, grabbing Ethan by the throat once more. “You’ll be sliced to ribbons-” She threw him across the floor. “Before you ever see that child!”

Ethan staggered up, slowly walking through the cellar with Lady Dimitrescu quickly persuing behind him. He ran past the level, grabbing his severed hand and making circles around the assortment of barrels and pillars in the cellar. Ethan made it back to the lever, pulling it down to open the iron gate as Lady Dimitrescu stalked closer and closer. She flicked her hand to the side, revealing her long, talon like nails, ready to dice Ethan up. Quickly, he slid under the gate once it was open enough, dashing down the stairs and as far away as he could get.

Taking the Mask of Sorrow, Ethan was lifted up by the statue and taken into the courtyard where he quickly collapsed. He took out his severed hand and pushed it against his arm, pouring medicine over it. Surprisingly, it quickly reattached. It reminded him of his time in Dulvey, with the molded. If he could find the three other masks he would be able to get you and his daughter back.

That’s all that mattered.

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Hello, could I get a matchup please? I'm curious to see who I'll get (Res 8)

I am 19 years old, I love to draw (digital, painting, etc), read and write, photography, play video games and listen to music. I want to act in a play someday even though my anxiety and social anxiety would make it difficult. I do dabble with tarot cards and find all the stuff similar to that very interesting. I like crystals and metals, I'd own them all if it was possible. I am a very hands on person, which is why I do like the traditional ways of art over digital, I like to get into things and am not afraid to get my hands dirty.

I almost always stay up late, I enjoy my alone time quite a lot. When I first start talking to people I am very quiet and reserved, but once I get to know them and feel comfortable I let my walls down and open up a bit. Like once I get going I can be quite the talker. It's like I am an introverted extrovert. I do swear quite a lot actually, most of it is never really directed at someone it just happens, also I always get a feeling that people think I am innocent. But the thing is I am really not lol. I'm not quick to anger, but when I do get angry you better hope it's not directed to you. I'm very emotionally sensitive and empathetic, a little shy but I like I said I have my moments :)

I love crystals and metals too. I spend wayy to much money on them lol. Here’s your matchup!

I paired you with...

Karl Heisenberg!

Heisenberg and yourself have pretty similar lifestyles. He always stays up late working on his metal army and tends to isolate himself in the process of doing so. Heisenberg is an introverted extrovert much like yourself. He’s so used to spending time alone in his factory that he doesn’t really need the company of other people. However, once he’s around someone he trusts, this man doesn’t shut up. He can go on and on about his inventions and his plans to destroy Mother Miranda. Heisenberg is fine with you being quiet and shy, but he prefers it once you’ve opened up to him.

Heisenberg’s whole brand is metals and crystals okay, so when he finds out you like them he sends his Soldats off to the mines. He was already mining for crystals to sell but now that you’re around he keeps a lot of them just for you. He’s so nonchalant about giving them to you as well. He’ll just go, “here”, and give you the biggest ruby you’ve ever seen. And since Heisenberg is very skilled with metal work, he’ll make a necklace for you with your favourite gemstone on the pendant. His love language is gift giving and quality time. He doesn’t really know how to express his deep emotions so he prefers to just give you a gift to shoe that he does care about you. 

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Hey! I noticed your requests were open and if you don't mind could I have a match up request for RE8? So first off my name is Mimi and I'm 19, as for pronouns and sexuality I go by she/her and I'm bisexual. For hobbys, i just really enjoy music in general from rap to classical and just really anything, as well as playing alot of different instruments (but mainly sticking to piano) as for my personality I've been told I'm alot like an older sibling but who is way more relaxed, hope thats enough!

sorry I took a while to answer! I paired you up with....

Lady Dimitrescu! 

Lady Dimitrescu is a woman of culture. The fine arts, classical music, gourmet foods and wines. Just one look at her castle gives that away. 

As someone who enjoys classical music yourself, Dimitrescu will always have a classical record playing quietly though the halls of the castle. If there’s a particular song or composer you like, Dimitrescu will gift you with their records. Her love language isn’t gift giving, but she loves to spoil you. 

If you ever play piano for her, omg, she will just melt. She loves a talented S/O. o matter what you play, even if it’s just the simplest melody, Dimitrescu will love it. The piano in the library wasn’t being used very much, but once Dimitrescu found out you can play, she made the maids make sure it was in pristine condition. Dimitrescu is more than happy to provide you with any instrument your heart desires, as long as it makes you happy.

Dimitrescu isn’t exactly a relaxed person. The stress of running the castle and having to deal with the idiocrasy of the other lords gets her pretty wound up. It’s nice to be able to come home to someone who’s laid back helps her relax. She’s grateful to have a calming presence around the caste.

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I’ve never posted my art on here but here ya go. got bored and drew one of the RE7 loading screens! I haven’t drawn using graphite in ages to this is horrendous lol.

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Confess something you've thought about me on anon

talk to me 👄✨🤍

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Your blog is incredibly cute and you’ve put a lot of work into it and should be really proud !!

aw thank you so much !! that means a lot to me <3

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Hey so idk if your match ups are still open :)

If they are i'd like to request one if possible

My name’s Orion I’m 23 any pronouns are ok with me :) and I’m pansexual and 5'2

As for hobbies I really like baking, cooking, drawing, sleeping and spending time with my pet bunnies :))

Personality wise I’m very shy but when I warm up to people I turn into a different person.

I’m very protective of my loved ones and have often fought with other people to protect them or their honour if that makes sense lololol

I think that’s it lol no pressure to write this sorry if you don’t write match ups atm have a nice day/night :)

sorry I took a while to answer! I paired you with...

Ethan Winters!

Honestly, Ethan is so underrated. He would make such a good partner. Ethan isn’t much of a cook, but if you let him help when you’re cooking or baking he’d be ecstatic. He’ll definitely make a mess though. You look away for 5 seconds? BAM! The bag of flour is spilt. He tries his best okay. 

While Ethan isn’t a shy person, he’ll always try his best to make sure you’re comfortable. He was so happy to see you open up to him and become more at ease around him. Much like yourself, Ethan is fiercely protective of his loved ones. And after all he’s been through, who can blame him? He’s always looking out for you and want to make sure you’re always safe. It might be a little overbearing but Ethan is just so scared of losing anyone.  

He also loves your pet bunnies! Like, he’s so enamored by them. Ethan loves all animals, but especially yours. Rose loves them too. His camera roll is just filled with pictures of the bunnies. It’s unhealthy lmao but they’re too cute.

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I saw that you did matchup requests, I’ve never done one before so I thought I would now. (Village would be great)

Name: Chaci (pronounced Chase-e)

Age: 19

Pronouns&Sexuality: She/They and Pan/Demi

Hobbies/Interests: I love to read, write and draw. I’m a very hands on person, not afraid to get my hands dirty. I really enjoy being outside as well.

Personality: Quiet, strong willed, independent, blunt, caring, gloomy at times (thanks to my bipolar) and lastly I love to joke around. If I like you, I WILL tease you a lot.

Other: I have a hard time asking for help. I have a big pride issue. My love languages are touch, quality time, and gift giving. A flaw of mine, I’m quick to anger.

One more thing! Sorry I forgot to add this! If I end up hurting my S/O’s feelings I will feel EXTREMELY guilty and try to fix it. Love your writing btw :)

ty! sorry this took so long to get out! I hope yo like it though. <3

Your matchup is with...

Donna Beneviento!

I feel like Donna would be a great match for you! Donna is a pretty creative person, much life yourself, so you have hobbies in common with each other. While majority of Donna’s drawings are mainly designs for her dolls, she thinks every single drawing you make is amazing. She’s so supportive of you and wants to display your art all over House Beneviento. As you’re someone who likes the outdoors, Donna would be appreciative if you helped her out with her garden. As much as she loves plants and flowers, she also hates dirt. 

Donna’s love language is definitely also quality time. She likes to have you by her side while she’s making more of her dolls. You two don’t need to be talking, just having you there is enough to make her more than happy. 

If you ever get angry with Donna (probably because of something Angie caused), she’ll immediately apologize. Donna is a very non-confrontational person and the last thing she wants is for the two of you to fight. She’s also a very sensitive person, so if you do get angry, she’ll get upset easily. Donna won’t stay upset very long though, just give her a bit of space and show her your sorry. Donna can be a bit of a pushover, especially around the other Lords, so having someone so strong willed around is a great confidence boost for her. 

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requests are back open !!

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Matchups might take a while to get out. I’m kinda busy this week so I don’t have much time to write

sorry !! <3

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Could I have an RE8 mashup when you get a chance??

My name is Miranda (I can't believe that I share a name with that woman 👎😭 hahaha).

Gender - she/her

Height - 5'

Sexuality - bi (preference for women)

Age - 27 years old

Star sign - cancer

Mbti - infj

Hobbies - reading, writing poetry, training horses, boxing, Muay Thai, knife throwing, sword fighting, singing, language learning, travel

I have a bachelor's degree in psychology and a masters degree in linguistics. I'm always interested in learning new things and achieving new goals which leads me to lots of different jobs and hobbies (I'm gone from opera singer to horse trainer and my next venture is law!). Personality-wise my friends say I'm quite a bit like Arya from game of thrones (small but scrappy) but I really enjoy being playful, too! I have a habit of being a bit of a tease when it comes to flirting 😂.

Thank you!! 💕

omg what a coincidence your name is Miranda! ofc you can get a matchup.

for you I picked...

Lady Dimitrescu!

Lady Dimitrescu would just adore you! Dimitrescu has similar hobbies and a similar personality to you, so she would treasure you. When she found out you loved reading, she immediately got the maids to clean up the library and make sure it's stocked with a wide variety of books. Any book you could possibly want is tucked away on one of the many ornate shelves.

Being a noble from the 50's, Dimitrescu loves Opera. One of her favourite things is listening to you sing. After a torturous meeting with the other lords and Mother Miranda, she loves to unwind with a glass of wine and listen to your beautiful singing.

Dimitrescu also thinks your height is adorable. You're just so much smaller than her. Seeing you go onto your tippy toes to reach something makes her swoon. Her being so much taller than you makes her feel like she need to protect you. Of course, she knows you don't need protecting. Dimitrescu finds your skills with Muay Thai, knife throwing and sword fighting so impressive. She loves to see how strong and capable you are.

If you ever try to tease and flirt with Dimitrescu, expect her to tease you back twice as hard. She finds it cute and amusing to see you flirt with her. No matter how often you switch jobs or find new hobbies, Dimitrescu is going to support you unconditionally.

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Matchup request please my name is Zander I’m 27 pansexual trans guy I like playing video games, reading, and watching movies mostly horror and sci fi resident evil 7 or 8 please and thank you

Your matchup is with...

Karl Heisenberg!

Now while Karl is a pretty tough guy, he’s actually a big softie for you.

Karl is a huge fan of horror movies so whenever he’s not busy in his workshop, he’ll drag you over to watch them with him. He’s got literally every horror movie on dvd. 

He’s not a big fan of sci-fi but if your choose one out, he’ll probably end up enjoying it. To him, it doesn’t matter what the two of you watch as long as you’re spending quality time together. While Karl isn’t a big cuddler, he’ll keep his arm around you or rest your head against his chest. 

Karl doesn’t read much. Mainly because he doesn’t have the time to since he’s always so focused on his metal army. However, he’ll pester Lady Dimitrescu to borrow some books out of her collection so you have something to read while he’s working.

Karl tends to get lost in his work. He can easily spend 12 hours straight at work, neglecting his needs like food and water. He feels bad for leaving you for that long so he tries his best to make it up to you. He’s also thankful to have you around, it’s nice to have you with him in the workshop to keep him company throughout the day and make sure he’s eating.

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hey hottie! just wanted to ask if you're gonna be writing requests that you had in your inbox on your other account or if I have to send mine in again

hi !! <3

I'll defs be writing them so you don't need to send them in again lol

(but feel free to send in new ones 👀)

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Hello fellow Intp.

I'm interested in a resident evil 2 matchup. I don't mind other re games to find someone more suitable. :D

gender: female (she/her)

sexuality: hetero

age: 25

mbti: intp

sign: pisces

personality: I'm a quiet person who loves to observe people and how they act in situation. If I find them interesting or reversed, I make the first contact. I don't like small talk, but more than willing to find a topic we can both enjoy. It can be fun or intellectual. I love learning something new from another person. My main passions are the arts (fine arts, literature, concerts, philosophy) and science (multiverse theory, human anatomy, plant bio, animal bio). I can be pretty intense about certain ideas I either know or believe in.

hobbies: writing supernatural and fantasy stories, reading a variety of books (textbooks to manga), drawing ocs, japanese language learning.

likes: night hours, owls, rain showers

dislikes: constant interruptions, compromised beliefs, excessive apologies

Of course! I paired you with...

Leon S. Kennedy!

Despite being very different people, I think you and Leon would get along really well!

Neither you nor Leon like small talk. While Leon doesn't know much about philosophy or the arts, he's more than happy to listen to you talk and ask questions about your passions.

After the Raccoon City incident, Leon took an interest in science. While he still doesn't know that much, he'll borrow books from the library or any that you may have in an attempt to learn more about the viruses. If he has any questions, you're the first person he's going to ask.

If you'd let him, Leon would be overjoyed to read any of the supernatural and fantasy stories you write. Leon wasn't a big fan of fantasy, preferring action or horror, but after reading your work that definitely changed.

Much like yourself, Leon is a total night owl, so expect him to take you out on late night drives. Whether it be just for 15 minutes to go get food or 45 minutes drives in the rain, he just loves to take you out.

Leon knows you're quite quiet and dislike interruptions so if you ever want to be left alone while you're reading or writing, he's more than happy to give you space.