After the War of the Ring
Aragorn: I must rule my people now
Gandalf: I must speak with Tom Bombadil, and then return to Valinor
Frodo: I must rest, and then find peace with myself
Sam: I shall become the Mayor of the Shire
Merry and Pippin: We shall become emissary’s of our people
Legolas: Hey, wanna hang out?
Gimli: Sure!
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Frodo: I wish the ring had never come to me. I wish none of this had happened.
Sauron: Actually I agree.
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Tolkien: "And then, Gil-Galad son of Finrod..."
Tolkien: Wait.. I changed my mind. Finrod never married and never had children.
Tolkien: Yup. So, Gil-Galad son of Fingon...
Tolkien: Now, reconsidering it again.. Maybe not. Let Fingon stay true to his only love.
Tolkien: Alright then, Gil-Galad son of Orodreth...
Tolkien: Speaking of Orodreth, I'm not quite sure about his father either.
Tolkien: Well, maybe he should be his former brother's son.
Tolkien: That's better. So, Gil-Galad son of Orodreth son of Angrod son of Finarfin...
*years later*
Christopher Tolkien: Dad.. What the fuck am I gonna do with this dude
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Melkor overuses his puns, Fingon exerts his pettiness by drawing the left-handed okay sign, Maedhros keeps his straight face no matter what, Thorondor is a big ol fluff… just a normal day in Arda full of greetings :3
Greetings from Arda!
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quite the double act.
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James is beautiful like the sun. He speaks and laughs too loud and always messes his hair with his hand. His body is fit and strong and he likes those stares everyone give him when he wears that white shirt. His face is tanned and his eyes glow so cheerfully that it is impossible not to smile back at him. He is handsome in that plain way and you enjoy seeing him being excited. James is beautiful like the sun.
Sirius is beautiful like stars. When he forgets to wear a shirt people around him forget how to breathe because he is so fine and oh, it almost hurts to look at him. When he laughs you can’t take your eyes of him, when he cries you feel your heart breaking into pieces. You fall in love with him every time you see him. Sirius is beautiful like stars.
Remus is beautiful like the moon. His smile makes you warm and his eyes are the kindest you’ve ever seen. When you look into those eyes you can tell that he has the most wonderful soul but you know nothing more because they are so full of mystery. His hands are large with long fingers and always ready to help. His scars make him unique but so do his eyes and his hands and his smile. Remus is beautiful like the moon.
Peter is beautiful like a rat.
the beauty of the marauders
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Sirius: Snape is such a fucking dick i swear to god one day i’ll-
Remus: EASY COME
Sirius: *stopping mid rant, standing on his trunk” eASY GO
James, Peter, Remus: LITTLE HIGH
Sirius: LITTLE LOW
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sirius was a brave, clever, and energetic man, and such men are not usually content to sit at home in hiding while they believe others to be in danger (x)
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Remus: Surely you can’t be serious.
Sirius: I am Sirius… and don’t call me Shirley.
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Why…
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