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Moon’s stuck on a time loop…
nasa employee: oh hey u guys are back early astronaut: moon's stuck in a time loop. nasa employee: what? astronaut: *loading a pistol and getting back on the rocket-ship* moon’s stuck in a time loop.
nasa employee: oh hey u guys are back early astronaut: moon's stuck in a time loop. nasa employee: what? astronaut: *loading a pistol* moon’s stuck in a time loop. do you have extra ammo? this won’t be enough. nasa employee: enough for…what? astronaut: *finding extra clip of ammo, pocketing it, and getting back on the rocket-ship* don’t worry about it!
nasa employee: oh hey u guys are back early astronaut: moon's stuck in a time loop. nasa employee: what? astronaut: *emerging from supply closet with a space harpoon, getting back on the rocket-ship* moon’s stuck in a time loop.
nasa employee: oh hey u guys are back early astronaut: oh hey u guys are back early astronaut: moon's stuck in a time loop. nasa employee: what? astronaut: what? nasa employee: how did you know what i was going to say? astronaut: *punching in key pad code for base evacuation signal, getting back on the rocket-ship* i told you…moon’s stuck in a time loop. *red warning lights begin flashing*
nasa employee: oh hey u guys are back early astronaut: moon's stuck in a time loop. nasa employee: what? astronaut: *rifling thru bookshelf of operating instructions, selecting one that says “AIRLOCK MANUAL OVERRIDE INSTRUCTIONS,” getting back on the rocket-ship* moon’s stuck in a time loop.
nasa employee: oh hey u guys are back early astronaut: moon's stuck in a time loop. nasa employee: what? astronaut: moon’s stuck in a time loop. hey, do you have anything to eat? i’m starving. *opens random drawer, finds nothing, closes it* nasa employee: a time loo- uh, we don’t have food in here…we can’t…eat in the control room, only the break-room. astronaut: *sighs* nasa employee:…my lunch is in like 10 minutes, though, and if my lunch is actually STILL THERE and not STOLEN, AGAIN, i can share it with yo- astronaut: nah, that’s ok…no time. *loading a pistol and getting back on the rocket-ship* or…too much time. but thanks, anyway. OK, bye! *alarm begins blaring* nasa employee: you’re…welcome? wait, a TIME LOOP?!
nasa employee: oh hey u guys are back early astronaut: yup. nasa employee: …? astronaut: *sitting down next to nasa employee* so…do you ever like…wonder what the meaning of life is? the secrets of the universe? nasa employee: aren’t you supposed to be ON the MOON?! *alarm begins blaring* nasa employee: hey, what the hell is that? astronaut: that’s the code red override klaxon. moon’s stuck in a time loop. oh, and there’s an explosion imminent. But don’t worry, we can deal with that tomorrow. So, you have any siblings? *pulls beer out of space suit, cracks tab* want a drink?
nasa employee: oh hey u guys are back early astronaut: do you know frank in IT? nasa employee: what? astronaut: do you know frank, who works in IT? nasa employee: yeah, but why are you guys back so early? astronaut: moon’s stuck in a time loop. call frank, tell him there’s a virus in the security patch and the system’s compromised. then get the hell out of the base. nasa employee: wait what? what? where are you guys going? astronaut: *loading a pistol and getting back on the rocket-ship* back to the moon. it’s stuck in a time loop. call frank! nasa employee: *picks up phone* ugh, straight to voicemail. i wonder wha- *alarm begins blaring*
nasa employee: oh hey u guys are back early astronaut: *grim silence* nasa employee: i said, you guys are back early…hey, what are you…? astronaut: *randomly opening drawers until they find a pair of scissors and some duct tape, getting back on the rocket-ship* moon’s stuck in a time loop.
nasa employee: oh hey u guys are back early astronaut: moon's stuck in a time loop. nasa employee: what? astronaut: *loading a pistol and getting back on the rocket-ship* moon’s stuck in a time loop. *sticks head back out the door of the rocket-ship* by the way, if you go to the break-room in exactly 2 minutes and 45 seconds, you’ll catch the person who’s been stealing your lunches for the past two weeks. nasa employee: what?! WHO IS IT?! *alarm begins blaring* nasa employee: *running for the break-room* FUCK!!!!
nasa employee: oh hey u guys are back early astronaut: moon's stuck in a time loop. nasa employee: what? astronaut: *sits down, sighs, pulls a beer out from their spacesuit* moon’s stuck in a time loop. nasa employee: …ok, and? hang on, how did you get a beer? you can’t have that in here. astronaut: what do you know about project floyd? nasa employee: I mean, the usual amount? i’m not really on the project anymore, why? *alarm begins blaring* astronaut: COME WITH ME TO THE ROCKET-SHIP, we don’t have ti-
nasa employee: oh hey u guys are back early astronaut: yeah. moon's stuck in a time loop. nasa employee: what? astronaut: *loading a pistol and getting back on the rocket-ship* moon’s stuck in a time loop. see you tomorrow. maybe. nasa employee: WHAT?!
nasa employee: oh hey u guys are back early astronaut: moon's stuck in a time loop. nasa employee: what? astronaut: *sighs, rubs hands over face, and loads pistol, before getting back on the rocket-ship* moon’s stuck in a time loop. and, uh…you should call your mother like you’ve been meaning to. and tell her you’re not actually mad and that you will come to dinner tonight. you’re gonna be hungry. nasa employee: wait, what? WHAT?? how do you know my mom?! why am i gonna be - *alarm begins blaring*
nasa employee: oh hey u guys are back early astronaut: moon's stuck in a time loop. nasa employee: what? astronaut: *grabbing two pistols, an extra box of ammo, a pair of scissors, some duct tape, a space harpoon, and a booklet of operating instructions that says “AIRLOCK MANUAL OVERRIDE INSTRUCTIONS,” starting to get back on the rocket-ship, but dropping everything with a horrendous clatter* FUCK! goddamn moon’s stuck in a time loop. *alarm begins blaring*
nasa employee: oh hey u guys are back early astronaut: moon's stuck in a time loop. nasa employee: what? also, hey, where’d you get that duffel bag? astronaut: *grabbing two pistols, an extra box of ammo, a pair of scissors, some duct tape, a space harpoon, and a booklet of operating instructions that says “AIRLOCK MANUAL OVERRIDE INSTRUCTIONS,” shoving them into the bag, and getting back on the rocket-ship* moon’s stuck in a time loop.
nasa employee: oh hey u guys are back earl- astronaut: *grabs nasa employee and kisses them passionately* nasa employee: what? WHAT?! astronaut: *loading a single pistol and getting back on the rocket-ship* moon’s stuck in a time loop, sweetheart. nasa employee: what?!? astronaut: a time loop!!! i love you!!! get out of the base!!! stay alive!!! nasa employee: *presses fingers to lips, confused but intrigued, as alarm begins blaring*
nasa employee:…. nasa employee:… nasa employee: ho hum what a regular day at the office *alarm begins blaring* nasa employee: what the hell is that?!
nasa employee: oh hey u guys are back earl- astronaut: *grabs nasa employee and kisses them passionately* nasa employee: what? what?! WHAT!?!? also, hey, where’d you get that duffel bag? astronaut: *grabbing two pistols, an extra box of ammo, a pair of scissors, some duct tape, a space harpoon, and a booklet of operating instructions that says “AIRLOCK MANUAL OVERRIDE INSTRUCTIONS,” shoving them into the bag, then cupping nasa employee’s cheek with free hand* moon’s stuck in a time loop. nasa employee: the moon’s stuck in a what?! astronaut: a time loop, sweetheart, but we don’t have much time ourselves, so you have to listen to me RIGHT now nasa employee: *faintly* …“sweetheart”?! astronaut: in 2 minutes and a few seconds, you need to go into the break-room and find frank. nasa employee: wait, frank from IT? astronaut: yes. nasa employee: how do you know he’s gonna be in the break-room? i can’t just call him at his desk right now? astronaut: how do i know this?! because, one, time loop, ok? and…also…because…heismaybetheguywhohasbeenstealingyourlunchfortwoweeks nasa employee: that BASTARD i KNEW it astronaut: BUT THAT’S NOT WHAT’S IMPORTANT RIGHT NOW. hey! listen to me! go in there, catch him red-handed with your burrito, and tell him lunch is on you FOREVER if he goes RIGHT NOW and checks the last security patch - because there’s a virus and the whole system’s compromised. then you need to get the hell out of this base, ok? nasa employee: …ok. ok. and…and what about you? astronaut: *cocking pistol and getting back into rocket-ship with duffel bag* me? i’m gonna shoot for the moon.
EPILOGUE:
nasa employee: so, how many loops in total? astronaut: i mean, it was hard to keep track. somewhere around six months, if i had to guess. nasa employee: damn. astronaut: yeah. nasa employee: and in those six MONTHS, the best zinger you came up with was “shoot for the moon”? astronaut: hey, you know what, i had some other stuff on my mind! nasa employee: i mean, i guess. it sounded like you found time to flirt with me each time. astronaut: yeah, like i said. other stuff on my mind. *they look at each other, blush, and look away* astronaut: sooooooo. you’re sure your mom is cool with me coming over for dinner? nasa employee: can’t make the day any weirder. plus, i owe you for ratting out frank, right? astronaut: he did help us save the world; we can’t be too mad at him. nasa employee: you’ve had a little while to get over it, i might need some more time. and it wasn’t even your food! astronaut: ok, that’s fair. what if i buy you lunch to make up for it? nasa employee: hmm, when? astronaut: tomorrow? nasa employee: well, i’ll have left overs from my mom, and you might too if you play your cards right. day after tomorrow? astronaut: honestly, anytime is good for me.
*FADE TO BLACK*
#moons haunted#time loop#time loops#this wouldn’t leave my brain#groundhog day#oh internet#astronaut x nasa employee#time loop fic#time loop fics have dug into my brain and made a home#story telling dismantled
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Princesses with attitude










Xin Yingzong on Instagram
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Happy October Tumblr
October has arrived.
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My friend Kathy was 8 days old when this was taken. 🤯🤯🤯

Buzz Aldrin descending from the Eagle (lunar lander), July 21, 1969. Photograph by Neil Armstrong.
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The way this little guy looks at him - omg my heart.

Father and son at Penn Station, 1947.
Photo: Ruth Orkin via Bonham's
#vintage new york#1940s#ruth orkin#nyc#vintage nyc#penn station#pennsylvania station#father & son#father's day#suits
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Happy Father’s Day!
Hang in there - especially if you have young kiddos or teens.

A father and his unhappy son outside his shop in Chinatown, 1926. The source doesn't actually say which Chinatown, but the picture is too cute not to post.
Photo: Bettmann Archive/Getty Images/Fine Art America
#vintage new york#1920s#father & son#father's day#chinatown#asian family#parent & child#vintage nyc#nyc
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I was a teenager when this came out and I remember going to see this movie and having it blow my mind.
The Matrix (1999)
#telephone#gif#May it remain a classic#knock knock neo#follow the white rabbit#Mr Anderson#Kung fu#keanu reeves#Morpheus#get up Trinity#Woman in the red dress#1990s kid
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Daniel Celentano (1902-1980), Subway, 1935.
Celantano was born in Harlem, the fifth of 15 children of Italian immigrants. He studied under Thomas Hart Benton and later joined the mural division of the Work Progress Administration (WPA). He painted murals for the Flushing branch of the Queensborough Public Library and later won a commission through the Treasury Department to execute a mural called “The Country Store and Post Office” for the post office in Vidalia, Georgia. During World War II, he joined the art department of the Grumman Aircraft Corporation and painted a mural called “The Flight of Man,” which shows the progress of transportation throughout human history.
via Ephemeral New York
#vintage new york#1930s#daniel celantano#subway#ny subway#painting#wpa#langston hughes#poetry#rush hour#i love ny
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I’m not sobbing, you’re sob—Yes. Fine. I’m sobbing.
THE BIRDCAGE (1996) dir. Mike Nichols
#robin williams#nathan lane#the birdcage#thebirdcageedit#filmgifs#moviegifs#userbbelcher#omg my heart
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In Memorium
We remember the dead.

Edwin Howland Blashfield (1848-1936), ‘Angel with Flaming Sword’, “Century Illustrated”, 1893 Source
#edwin howland blashfield#edwin blashfield#american artists#american painters#angel with flaming sword#the century magazine#the century illustrated magazine#vintage art#engravings#henry wolf#memorial day#memorial
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In Memoriam
We remember the dead.

Edwin Howland Blashfield (1848-1936), ‘Angel with Flaming Sword’, “Century Illustrated”, 1893 Source
#edwin howland blashfield#edwin blashfield#american artists#american painters#angel with flaming sword#the century magazine#the century illustrated magazine#vintage art#engravings#henry wolf#memorial day#memorial
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The world didn’t come to an end.
You weren't in school today, Charlie Brown. All the kids missed you. I'm never going to school again as long as I live.
A BOY NAMED CHARLIE BROWN 1969, dir. Bill Melendez
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It’s true. I do. And you will probably never know me, but I see you out on the street and I wish you the best of luck.

Word on the street, Friends of the Orphan Signs
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The Greek vs Latin alphabet has always been fascinating to me. Which cultures chose what and why … going to watch the whole thing to see more on the origin of the English language alphabet.
the origin of the letter 🇦
(from the documentary The Odyssey of the Writing, 2020)
#this documentary was sooooo good#history#historyedit#language#writing#long post#the secret history of writing#the odyssey of writing#this is not Bull
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Love comes in many forms.
Ellen Ripley & Corporal Dwayne Hicks ALIENS (1986) dir. James Cameron
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I hope she makes it.

Leap of Faith. 1960.
Photographer: Louis Faurer
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I didn’t realize anyone was taking my picture. Shocked I showed up in it.

Embankment, London 1929
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