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It me

No existential crises today. Only bread.

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My guess would be that we also live in a culture where men are expected to be stoic providers who can't show any emotion without being seen as "weak" - including positive emotion, like being excited about or enjoying things.

I imagine if someone were to ask these guys why they didn't tell anyone, they'd give some sort of variation of "because I didn't think it was important".

these are KILLING me

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Reblog if you’re grateful for your commenters <3

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Gaming Dice.

I learned a lot about edges and light and color relationships here.

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My two yr old is looking through a book about prehistoric art and she saw a picture of those cave painting of hands and she held up her own and said "hand!" And I gotta be honest. That hit

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If I may make a suggestion, depending on which version you're playing, there are a few different things you can do to prevent this from happening again! You can surround your bee enclosure with torches to keep monsters (including creepers) away. You can also use fish to befriend a cat. Cats will also keep creepers away. And if you're playing with mods, atm10 has an artifact mod that includes something called kitty slippers, which are just shoes you wear that look like cats, and they have the same effect as having a pet cat.

Sincerely, someone who has had creepers blow up my Productive Bees enclosure and was very, very sad about it

i was playing minecraft and a creeper snuck up on me, hurt me, and blew up 2/3 of my beehives but all the bees were gathering pollen so all of them died and it took me a couple minutes before i even started filling in the creeper hole because why would you hurt my bees?

my bees didn’t hurt you, why would you hurt my bees. it made me so sad i almost cried :’(

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i finally caught up with the rest of the manga

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don't worry about it

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No, but like, I would never have to remember to keep a glass of water next to my bed every night. Especially since my throat gets dry easily. I think he's onto something.

i’m speechless

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everyone always acts so aghast about the whole “the doctor kidnapped his first companions!” thing which yeah obviously terrifying from ian and barbara’s pov but you really gotta look at it from the angle of “guy who just ran away from home comes across someone breaking into his car and in a panic locks the doors hits the gas and now they’re all very very lost” and then it becomes hysterical

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People who haven't seen any Third Doctor eps will be like "oh Twelve is a mean Doctor, Nine is a mean Doctor" you fools you know NOTHING. Nine is sometimes cruel in moments when he is under intense stress but Three is out here being a dick to people purely because its a Tuesday. He's called the Master an unimaginative plodder, Jo a bun vendor, and the Brigadier an idiot and it's only 10AM. The Brigadier is Doing His Best™ to cope with an invasion of earth and Three is there like "wow, now you've come up with such a brilliant plan, how about you actually go do it and quit bothering me". The Master is like "i admire the Doctor in many ways, he is a brilliant adversary" and Three is like 'the Master is an idiot who couldn't find his own asshole with a map'. He's sarcastic he's caustic he's fresh out of fucks to give and completely convinced that he's the smartest in the room, and he's confidently saying, without a hint of self-awarness or irony, that vanity is the Master's weakness. All this is intended as a compliment btw I love him.

(And it gets even better bc just as the Doctor is saying vanity is the Master's weakness, while hopping around on one foot cursing bc he got frustrated and kicked the tardis, the Master, who has happily stuck his fingers into every live socket ever invented, is calling curiosity the Doctor's weakness. No one is coming out of this with any dignity left).

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PENALTY GAME

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hi, sorry, I just wanted to ask, and this is prolly going to sound super dumb, are authors chill with people commenting on their old fanfics and stuff?

just want to make sure that I'm not inadvertently being annoying

I believe I speak for most authors when I say they’ll never be annoyed by any positive comments from their readers

authors, reblog if you love receiving new comments on your old works

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I like how leverage has a genius character and an autistic character but the autistic character isn't the genius character. the genius is a 22 year old black man with adhd who becomes an expert in anything you give him within 24 hours and the autistic character is a white woman who jumps off buildings for fun and once stabbed a man with a fork because he encroached on her personal space and sense of moral conduct