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Woah Woah Woah! #beetlejuice #alwayshalloween #its4am #ishouldbesleeping #nonbinary #nonbinarykawaii #homo #denverlife #clownteeth #denvergay #gay #itsyaboi #woah https://www.instagram.com/p/BykLkJknrqk/?igshid=1dqo7mmpcu1om

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can I be cool if all I'm doing is laying in bed and watching Bob's Burgers? #gaydenver #gay #nonbinary #nonbinarykawaii #homo #homoerotic #lgbt #clownteeth #alternativeboi #alternativerealness #alternativegay #skull #tanktop #layinginbedlike #layinginbed (at Denver, Colorado) https://www.instagram.com/p/ByZVTMTnXQ9/?igshid=snfbd4e4kdcs

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when you start to give bae head and he says he about to cum already 

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I might be Elven.....

orcs are sexy, big and theyll hold me through the night. elves are selfish materialistic twinks who eat dirt.

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orcs are sexy, big and theyll hold me through the night. elves are selfish materialistic twinks who eat dirt.

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@ god…. why would u make me so full of love but so bad at loving

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i’ve been crying laughing over this for the past 5 minutes

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Whoever made this is the best meme maker alive.

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see that react?

that’s our dm

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Brie Larson being interviewed by a superfan of Captain Marvel.

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what I imagine heterosexual marriage to be like

brad: hey hon, whats for dinner

susan: vegetable soup

brad: 

susan: what

brad: its just that I had a really long day at work and I was hoping for a little more than….vegetable soup

susan: im fucking your brother

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i love it when you accidentally meet eyes with a stranger in public and you flash a quick polite smile and they look at you like they wish you were dead in a ditch

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the ‘big three’ of coping mechanisms are jerking off, fucking up your hair, and playing your favorite music real loud