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Heyyy I'm still alive I'm just going through something right now :D

Here is Truthless Recluse sketch

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Such treads make me feel boring sometimes, cause I can't generate lots of topics 😭

1. My own characters

2. Mythology (Greek, Japanese, Scandinavian)

3. The fucked up system in Naruto

Honorable mentions: my fixations that mostly last for month or two, like Cookie Run

@be-it-so @coco6420

I saw this meme going around on twitter and I think it'll be perfect for this account.

List 5 topics you can talk on for an hour without preparing any material.

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"Damn why do people using original text to hate character instead of quirky musical adaptation where everyone is sugarcoated 🙄"

a lot of Calypso haters use the Odyssey as a reason to hate her, which is think is really unreasonable. Yes, Calypso is a horrible person in the Odyssey, but so is Circe and Odysseus.

First of all, Odysseus cheated on Penelope with Circe in the Odyssey. I am so tired of people saying that “he never cheated” or “circe raped him”. You could interpret his encounter with Circe as SA, but he did willingly stay with Circe and use affectionate language with her. It was shown in the Odyssey that Odysseus liked Circe and was cheating on Penelope with her.

Circe also partly SA’d Odysseus in the Odyssey. After Odysseus fails to turn into a pig, he threatens her with a sword, which causes Circe to fall in love with him and coerced him to go to bed with her.

So if some people use the odyssey as a reason to hate calypso, let’s not forget what circe and Odysseus did.

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Burning Spice and Mystic... Spider.

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CRK au: Gingerbread recipe

So. I somehow came up with fuckass cookie run au. It doesn't make any sense, but it's funny and I like it. I saw an au where Gingerbrave is the son of Silent Salt, and I decided to go further.

1. Pre-corruption Silent Salt is as obsessed with creating the perfect cookie like White Lily

2. He is VERY VERY close, and he took pieces of other people's beasts to create the perfect cookie because he loves his friends

3. Milk + Flour + Sugar + Salt + Ginger (from Spice)

4. Other beasts help him with baking since it's apparently hard as fuck

5. BOOM. They have dough baby-cookie now and name it Gingerbread, they all young parents now

6. Witches take him after corruption of beasts and it was baked properly only centuries after the corruption

7. BOOM. We have Gingerbrave now

That's it. It have zero sense but I adore it.

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Have too many headcanons about Silent Salt Cookie, made him basically a different character

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Not for me tho!

Iolaus :D

Favorite lover of heracles?

Oh my gosh I don't think I can pick just one! Hahaha there are so many! (like pun not needed at all! XD)

I mean sure I can say that those that ended up as his wives were important as well as some of his other affairs that brought to life people that ended up creating Greek cities around the Mediterranean sea. I also remembering having a series of funny headcanons with @ri-dumb-fck about lovers of Heracles or rather figures connected to him like Iolaus, who is mentioned by his side as far back as Hesiod. So...yeah is really hard to pick one! Hahahahaha!

(I bet Heracles had a hard time to pick too! Hahahaha)

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So slay of Athena destroying Titan of war by most cruel way possible and thereby cementing her status as the most powerful goddess of war in the Greek pantheon.

The other guy could never.

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I can imagine nyx being mature but does have a silly side that Erebus brings up

Sorry for late answer. Im honestly not sure, I see them both like serious royal spouses but maybe?

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"And then darkness covered the night" or Nyx and Erebus being a little lovey dovey

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My Naruto OC Hyuga Shizuke. I doubt I can tell much about her, haha

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Can we not give "miserable wife in shadow of her husband" role to Hera. Hera is respected, powerful queen, who literally plotted against her husband several times. Others gods mostly either respect or fear her. She have more agency than modern stories show, and if she wanted to leave Zeus she would do this long time ago (she even did this once), because Zeus's previous wives left him calmly and without problems. Giving her "damsel in distress" role is misogynistic and wrong, downplaying her as literal queen of gods.

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Not even a single tag about epic under OP post and yet somehow 😔

I really like to think that Odysseus and Penelope after they first met and fell for each other were so fucking stupid I their ways of communicating. No, not in the meaning of blushing, stattering, or nervous sweating.

But in the meaning of creating unnecessary complex long schemes just to make an "accidental" meeting. Penelope will be in her palace making this grand plan that involves at least twenty people who do not know they are part of this yet to get Odysseus in the garden to meet with her father just in time for Penelope to twist the conversation the way that her sister will suggest to take a walk, just so they could "accidentally" stumble upon Odysseus who did not find their father in the garden, because just so happens he left an hour ago to the other side of the city after Penelope reminded him of a duty he had to do there, so now Penelope can't not offer to guide Odysseus to the place where he can wait, so they can walk almost alone for twenty minutes.

While odysseus is making an equally complex plan involving bribing a bard to play a song that will remind Tyndareus of the story from his youth, that Odysseus found out about beforehand, where he recieved a special gift for his palace, so Odysseus can lead the conversation the way that Tyndareus makes an offer to show Odysseus the place where the gift from the story is displayed that just so happens is located perfectly near the temple that Penelope usually visits during this time of a day. So when they finally get there a slave will be there to approach Tyndareus telling him that there is some urgent problem with one of the Helen's suitors (that Odysseus may be or may be not in fault of), so he has to leave Odysseus for himself just in time for Penelope to leave the temple, accidentally stumbling upon Odysseus.

They spend at least couple of weeks like this, then they finally have their "accidental" meeting, they talk for an hour, never saying what they mean straight, playing some fucked up mind game that from the outside look like a normal small talk, that actually consits of like seven more layers of hidden subtext.

And both of them leave the conversation with the exact thought of "I've won, now she/he has to marry me"

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Question is Hades really the least bad out of Zeus, himself and Posiden. Cuz the other two are ... horrible to say the least, but as far as i have read myth wise the worst thing Hades has done is the whole situation with Persephone. Which still bad but compared to the stuff Zeus did?

I think this notion is wrong to begin with. There is no "better" or "worse" god. I think people should stop seeing the gods literally exclusively and see them as symbols or allegories of natural phenomena. I think this whole obsession with people saying "Zeus is terrible" or "Hades is the best and loyal" etc is wrong to begin with. Is like me comparing Satan and God and say that in the Bible that Satan is "better" because "God killed millions of people in the Bible" like this is just wrong theologically and culturally. I definitely see why people say that but I think it all melts down to the fact that people see gods only with their human dimension and forget that gods are still gods aka represent some aspects of the physical world religiously

Hades was a hated God in antiquity because ancients did not want to invite death in their homes. They didn’t build temples for Hades and the few necromantic rituals happened in shrines outside their homes. Hades represents death and underworld. Gods like Zeus and Poseidon were beloved and widely worshipped because they represented everything they needed in life. Zeus represented like so many things good I had made a separate post about it when I spoke on epithets of gods.

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"Would you choose a Calypso or Circe" I choosing rope bye

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Why racism fucking exist.

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Maybe autism was the friend we make through the way