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Lalooooo Lalo Lalo Lalo

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Fanfiction hits different in the middle hours of the night. I don't make the rules

photo of me @ 3am seeing the AO3 notification that madman was updated

lmaooo plss I am taking this as a compliment and why is patrick drooling like that

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Nothing can satisfy the heart more than Nacho Varga in pain

I’m in dire need of nacho and princesa content 🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️

He watches you.

You don't know it, lying out in the sun, but Nacho does. It's a picnic. The word, the activity itself sounds too intimate for him. But its a way to get you out and eating in the day while Lalo's out in work.

Nacho said he would be taking you out for grocery shopping. He knows Lalo's coming to the house early. He'll have to bring you back soon. You and the baby.

"Don't make a mess on Uncle Nacho's blanket, baby."

You wipe apple sauce from their chin.

"Oh, Lalo would love a picture-"

"I didn't-"

Of course you would tell Lalo about your day and show him photos. And then it isn't your fault. It's Lalo looking at Nacho over your shoulder. Like he knows.

But there's nothing to know. Nothing to hide.

He sweats out in the sun as your baby babbles.

"Let me take it. Of just...of both of you."

"...Yeah, okay. Take two - please."

You smile at your baby in your lap, then to the polaroid camera. Nacho blinks slow and takes a breath.

"One, two, three."

He hides his struggled brow in the flash. Then the second.

"The third one can be for the fridge."

...He took a third one? Nacho took a third one.

The baby makes a fist.

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come get ya juice

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Lalo in Chapter 73:

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Do I somehow like Mencken more than Matson? Yeah. I don't know how. I really don't... but that's how it be in the house of richeeduvie

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Stewy to Dog and Bone!Kendall finding out the friend he’s been talking about is his little brother’s 14 year old best friend:

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When is princesa gonna get rid of that baby

...do we want the baby to burn

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Definitely not opposed to Karl x reader. Like I would suck his cock for days.

You know maybe I can’t really think of Karl like that cause he reminds me of my grandpa - like the mannerisms, not the looks. Can that be enough, can you imagine your grandpa sucking cock?

I think I got it wrong

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so your blog was killed and then brought back to life and you call yourself a manmademartyr? goodbye richeeduvie, welcome back Jesus ❤️

I liked the alliteration 😭 it’s kind of a pretentious name but I’m sticking with it - also thank you for welcoming me back! But the one person that compared himself to Jesus was John Lennon and he got himself glocked so let’s be a little quiet 🤫

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what happens when kendall and baby are able to talk again after tern haven? like what is that conversation like?

If Roman could help it, they barely talked to each other. Baby wanted to talk about it. Kendal wanted to talk about it. In the OG!AU, it’s very much a situation where Roman just interferes with any conversation they could have. He thinks it’s rape, or a very least something that was wrong. His brother is fucked up, his brother needs help - he loves him, but he needs to never go near Baby again.

Baby, after not be able to stop Roman from practically abandoning Tabitha and not letting her leave his place, wants the conversation she could have with Kendall to be something like closure. To just move on.

Kendall would like to move on with her. But if she got to talking first, he’d agree with Baby.

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staring at the blank page before you open up the dirty window let the sun illuminate the words that you could not find reaching for something in the distance so close you can almost taste it release your inhibitions feel the rain on your skin no one else can feel it for you only you can let it in no one else no one else can speak the words on your lips drench yourself in words unspoken live your life with arms wide open today is where your book begins the rest is still unwritten

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Girl I’m so embarrassed I just bought a Roman Roy funkopop I found at Target 😭 I feel like being a Succession fan is the antithesis to being a funko pop collector. Which IM NOT- he just looked so pathetic as a bobble head I needed him 😔 now I have buyers remorse manifesting itself as a tummy ache, but I can’t tell if it’s from buying him or from leaving Shiv behind on the shelf. She looked fab, but it seemed like she needed me less yknow?

The only reason I haven’t bought any of the funko pops is cause I have an Etsy wishlist worth about 600 bucks of succession related things I want. I want this pathetic little freaks on my shelf so badly. And also, you made the right call, Shiv is able to stand on her own. Funko Roman? Not…not so much. And I’m like, sorta a funko pop collector. Ive got fucking Alexander Hamilton next to Dracula 😭

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The letter Napoleon allegedly sent to Josephine saying “home in 3 days don’t wash” feels like something Roman would text Baby.

Girl. Anon, I love you. I made a post of this with Princesa and Lalo a long time ago 😭 I wish I could find it - you guys love to read some abt nasty motherfuckers.

I think Roman a weird relationship with cleanliness. Like he likes being clean, he doesn’t like when anyone has something, just a little something under their nails. He likes having sex with Baby while she’s clean. But I think he really enjoys the idea of being called a disgusting freak for wanting to have sex with her while she’s unwashed. I mean, yes. Roman does feel like he’s killing Baby if they have period sex, but it’s the idea of being called out for like her dirty, sweaty, smelly that gets him even more so than Baby actually being dirty, sweaty, smelly.

‘Don’t shower’

‘What’

‘You heard me, sluttleupagus’

‘Don’t shower.’

He gets gross and sweaty while he makes love to her anyway. Roman’s not gonna be the odd man out.

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I’ll get your account flagged again if u don’t finish chap 73. (Close enough to threatening death?)

Chapter 73 of Madman is now out on AO3!!

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photo of me @ 3am seeing the AO3 notification that madman was updated

lmaooo plss I am taking this as a compliment and why is patrick drooling like that