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Patrick Schwarzenegger's toothy grin compilation.

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The best grin Patrick's ever produced. Thank you! 💋

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daniel isn't real library scene

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Love you so much for this. You're always doing the Lord's work.

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mitchell meeting lucy

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Thank you so much, queen! ♥️💋

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mitchell and stickers

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Happy heavenly birthday to my favorite old man

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PATRICK SCHWARZENEGGER IN WHERE IS THE LIE? BY ELLE

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The other day, @saxpreg said Patrick smiles like a cartoon shark, and I feel so completely normal about it, I had to do a side by side compilation.

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Patrick Schwarzenegger in Daniel Isn't Real (2019) dir. Adam Egypt Mortimer

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Patrick Schwarzenegger in Moxie (2021) dir. Amy Poehler

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i’m pretty sure that @rigormorton32​ and i just posted the first chapter of our daniel/heinrich rp fic but don’t get it twisted, we’re still updating our mitchell/will fic! this time you’re getting blowjobs, underage drinking, rimming, and a lot of denial.

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The Demon in Your Bed - Chapter 1 - bloodbrothers, RigorMorton - Daniel Isn't Real (2019) [Archive of Our Own]

https://archiveofourown.org/works/68209721/chapters/176473106

So me and @saxpreg have been playing around with some Saxloch extended universe stuff (crossovers of other Sam and Patrick characters) and have written a Daniel Isn't Real/White Noise (2022) crossover, pairing Daniel with Heinrich. We thought pairing Patrick's most evil character with Sam's most sweet and innocent, would be fun. And we were right. Enjoy.

Summary:

Daniel usually likes to play the long game. Get the boys while they're still in elementary school. More young and impressionable. Easier to manipulate, but as Daniel was scoping out new prospects at the local camp that was housing evacuees, something about little Heinrich caught his eye.

Heinrich saw him, which was surprising to Daniel because he didn't consciously reveal himself to Heinrich. Heinrich saw him, because Daniel wanted him to. Even if Daniel didn't realize it at first.

It was then that Daniel knew. Heinrich was the one.

During the chaos of the Airborne Toxic Event, a demon finds his perfect target. Then, in the aftermath of the Airborne Toxic Event, a boy makes a Faustian bargain.

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saxon casually licking his thumb to swipe a little bit of chocolate off the corner of lochlan's mouth like a mother does to her so-[gunshot]

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And more spit kink!

@rigormorton32​ and i finished the second chapter of our mitchell/will rp-turned-fic! enclosed within is some school suspension-worthy behavior, sexting, and a *lot* of internalized homophobia.

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saxon loves working out with his little brother lochy because he always works up such a sweat saxon gets to pin him down and smell his armpits and make him squirm