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I hate when people ask me how long it took me to crochet something I’ve made. Frankly, that’s none of my business. I put the yarn on the hook and worked on it whenever the spirit happened to take me to and then one day it was done. How long that process took is between the yarn and god; I want no part of it.
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"I asked ChatGPT--"
Yeah well, I asked the wasps nest in my attic. It sang its answer so beautifully to me, but I am so very afraid of it. Perhaps it will soothe my itching soul...
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I was not expecting a Life and Death mentioned while watching Um Actually today. Yeeeeeeaaaah!
#life and death#twilight#um actually#god that book is so good#read it for the first time like 6 months ago#and im already rereading it#edythe my beloved
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Everyone is all up in arms just cause Jon retraumatized some ppl by taking their statement. Sorry he was hungry????? He was feeling a bit peckish????? God forbid a girl have a sweet treat
#the magnus archives#tma#jonathan sims#mag 142#unofficial annual relisten of the magnus archives#diet culture coming for our eldritch monsters now too#tma spoilers
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I wasn't aware of this one, so I'm trying to spread the word.
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Jane Prentiss, in her statement to the Magnus Institute: "I'm not one of those fools chasing fractals."
The hive sings so sweetly, but apparently, it also just shit talks the spiral sometimes
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The girls (Alice dyer and chester) are fighting
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saddest fucking tag i've ever seen in my life. why not just cut off his dick while you're at it
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Bobby takes any opportunity possible to put buck in that helmet and tether and have him swing a climb around.

#911 abc#911 show#911 fox#the maneuver#the ladder#climbing a moving gd truck#he needs encrichment time#and any emergency scene in LA is his enclosure
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“Feel like i’ve heard this before. I think…from an orthodontist’s office maybe?”
ah yes. percy is twelve.
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what is it about webcomics that allows people to think "oh i can just skip this and not have my experience affected", making anything is so time-consuming and energy-expending. nobody makes things for people to read with intent of people not watching, reading, playing them. "can i skip this" do you realize how insulting this is, or are you entitled, or both
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every time i make a mistake im like theyre going to put me down like a sick dog
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The idea that only women can give birth is a misconception. Men can give birth too and that's a mrconception
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BECAUSE CITING SOURCES KILLED MY GRANDMA, OKAY?
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Relistening again. 2 min in and im already crying a little. This actually might be one of if not the saddest episode and it's about the grief of a monster delivery man

Even the monsters are gay
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So we've all seen the new OFMD season 2 trailer and we're having very normal reactions to it. Just 1 question

Izzy has a peg leg now. Do we think he ate the whole thing, just like the toe, or?
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