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roboticutie · 14 minutes
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ngl kind of dreading what this week’s episode will do to the fan perception of kabru bc ppl already characterize him as overly violent bc of the harpy egg scene. he views killing laios as a last resort. he was being dramatic. that’s the punchline!
he’s interested in laios’s monster ramblings. he may not be interested in monsters themselves but he wants to know about his thought process.
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in a way it is funny bc its such a “the boy who cried wolf” situation bc kabru lies so much some of the audience doesn’t believe him when he’s actually speaking from his heart
while yeah kabru might go insane if laios just kept rambling about monsters some of you exaggerate it. he’s more likely to try to divert the conversation into something else(even if it doesn’t work) than outright attack him or something. like sure, he’d get violent thoughts but he won’t act on them! god
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roboticutie · 23 minutes
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i haven't played a single castlevania game, this is my general understanding of the lore
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roboticutie · 30 minutes
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Twitter has one thing still going for it and it's Chiitan, are y'all aware of Chiitan
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roboticutie · 31 minutes
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roboticutie · 31 minutes
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The first way most infants bond with another human is through breastfeeding or bottle-feeding. The primary way we meet new people is by breaking bread. Coffee or lunch as a first date. Buying groceries for ourselves, children, spouses. Baking a pie for a neighbor to signify the desire to reside peacefully together, bringing food to a wake to share with people you only know tangentially through the dead.
Food keeps us alive. Food is medicine. Food is love. Of course my cat loves me because I feed him, it's a lot of work to go through to bring food home that never makes him sick and he can rely on meals every single day. I show him I love him every time I feed him. Of course he feels love in return. I gave him love first. It was the food.
It's lunchtime right now, actually.
I hate when people say ohhhh your pets only love you because you feed them. as if that wasn't the first form of love any of us felt. get real.
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roboticutie · 41 minutes
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trotting around in the pig suit until kim says something nice about it
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roboticutie · 42 minutes
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roboticutie · 42 minutes
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i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY
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roboticutie · 8 hours
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The current state of pop girlies is so funny like
Ariana Grande: getting dragged for homewrecking with the guy who played SpongeBob in the SpongeBob musical
Taylor Swift: dropping her worst album in years about how deeply obsessed she is with Matty Healy
Billie Eilish, for some reason:
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roboticutie · 8 hours
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roboticutie · 8 hours
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If i dont [experience pathologically concerning sex act] within the next [arbitrary time period] im going to [federal agency watchphrase]
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roboticutie · 8 hours
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im fucking losing it
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roboticutie · 8 hours
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hi falin hiiii (titties out vr on twitter)
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roboticutie · 8 hours
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CHER | Walking in Memphis - director's cut (1995)
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roboticutie · 8 hours
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"you can literally say anything to men, it doesn’t matter"
based on this post because eiden is my horny dumb prince
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roboticutie · 8 hours
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ok lets settle it. which laios is getting the best dick rn
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roboticutie · 8 hours
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dovneon
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