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Netflix and chill, but it’s gothic metal and cuddling. Reblog if you agree.

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if you ever try to befriend me and you expect to be in frequent contact with me i am so sorry. i do that with maybe two people and even then i often go days or weeks without saying anything before talking daily for a while. 

the point is if we dont talk that doesnt mean i dont like u and think about u a lot im just terrible at maintaining close relationships

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Modification of Phone Wallpaper

I do not claim ownership of these photos. I'm not sure where I got the source file but I have it here. My only possible source may be a SpongeBob page from Facebook, the ones that does each episode frame by frame.

I modified it four times: one for black background for better battery on AMOLED screens, one for the transgender flag, one for my ace gf, and one for the lipstick lesbian flag. Maybe you'll enjoy it too

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It could go for a while--it's a big cat-egory

Lion puns! Go!

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The tradition of wearing a flower on ones lapel began as a statement of the wearer’s taste in heavy metal genres:

Classical Metal- Crocus

Glam Metal- Great White Rose

Power Metal- Amaranthe

Thrash Metal- Ancipitia Anthrax

Death Metal- Corpse Lily

Black Metal- Carpathian Bellflower

Gothic Metal- Tristania

Doom Metal- Green Carnation

Nu Metal- Cornflower

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if (tisNobler(sufferSlingsAndArrowsOfOutrageousFortune) > tisNobler(takeArmsAgainstASeaOfTroubles)){

Suffer();

}

else{

endThem(byOpposing);

}

Go watch some tutorials H

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Is it DnD because the “and” in “Dungeons and Dragons” gets abbreviated? Or because a bunch of nerds getting together to play “DaD” could be confused with some other activities?

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easy solution to avoid vampires..

b e c o m e T U R N I P :D

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Quite the cryptid: it always shows, yet refuses to truly reveal itself

the tiny drop of water that’s stuck in my french horn and won’t come out

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Good vampire puns are a *silver* of hope in these trying times. Unfortunately, they *don't reflect* the true state of comedy

vampire puns, go!

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Someone said it! Engineering school can get v depressing bc your peers are like *that*

Like, I just wanna talk about robots, not make fun of or devalue more theoretical or artistic fields you absolute Vogons

The quickest way to clock an engineer in the physics department is when they start to make fun of “useless knowledge”. Like GTFO here circuit boy some of us have a drop of curiosity in our hearts and we don’t need you little shits skulking around, stealing our ideas to make money. 

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not to get too controversial or anything but i think i should be allowed to set things on fire with my mind

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Like this?

How about “It’s a dog yeet dog world”?

im having a mental image of a corgi accidentally soaring through the air 

the ask box isn’t open yet, im trying to get through a shitload of requests

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This reminds me of my favorite humorous Linux terminal command, "sl".

It's a common typo when people try to list the directory contents, "ls".

You know what it does?

STEAM LOCOMOTIVE, Y'ALL

When you’re tired of making typos, so you include them as commands (Valve Source Engine)

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Too easy

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Reblog if you do at least one of the ‘fine arts’

-Music -Technology -Film/photography -Visual arts -Drama -Dance -Writing

Add anything I missed