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Y/n:(walking into the tower)

Avengers- Clint, Bucky, Loki, Thor and Sam:(sat watching a movie)

Y/n: hey guys do you know what day it is?

Steve: Friday

Natasha: 17th of February

Tony: Friday

Y:n: so nothing specials happening today?

Steve: not that we know of…

Y/n: oh ok….(goes to their room)

Y/n: (opens door)

Bucky, Sam, Loki, Clint and Thor: (pop out from hiding spots with party hats and balloons and cake): HAPPY BIRTHDAYYY!!!

Y/n:(with tears in their eyes) you guys remembered.

Bucky: of course we did

Loki: why would we forget our favourite mortals birthday.

Clint:( giving y/n a hug): happy birthday kid.

They all enjoy the small party not realising the other avengers were outside realising their huge mistake…..

A/n: it’s my 20th today 🎉

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Y/n : Who thinks I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?

Loki: You’re a hazard to society

Thor : And a coward. DO TWENTY.

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“ Be more like Peter they say.”

“Y/n nobody says that to you.” Rhodey says looking at you.

“No. No I’m not doing this today. You would never understand what it feels like to be compared to someone else, and not just anyone, Peter Parker. Famous Peter Parker, what do you want me to do huh? Get someone to come round and kill my parents, get bitten by a radioactive spider to be more like Peter?” You snapped. Rhodey stood there in shock and let his jaw drop to the floor. “Yeah that’s what I thought.” You said storming off. He stood there for a few seconds before asking J.A.R.V.I.S if you were gone. He walked back into the kitchen and walked over to Tony. “ Right mate, you need to go talk to them because you’ve absolutely ruined y/n. Now!”

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Peter : Y/n, what do IDK, LY, and TTYL mean?

Y/n: I don’t know, love you, talk to you later

Peter : Ok, I love you too, I’ll just ask Bucky .

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Steve : Bucky isn’t answering his phone

Y/n: I’ll call

Steve : Sam and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi-

Bucky : Hello?

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Loki : I’m an idiot.

Bucky:

Tony :

Yn:

Peter :

Loki :

Bucky: If you’re waiting for us to disagree, this is going to be a long day.

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Cop: You’re receiving a ticket for having three people on one motorcycle.

Loki : Shit.

Bucky: Wait, three?

Cop: Yeah?

Tony: OH MY GOD YN FELL OFF!!!

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Loki : Why are your tongues purple?

Tony : We had slushies. I had a blue one.

Yn: I had a red one.

Loki : oh

Loki :

Loki : OH

Bucky:

Bucky: You drank each other's slushies?

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Y/n: pssst Mr Loki.

Loki: what?

Y/n: I made this friendship bracelet for you.

Loki: you know I’m not really a jewellery type person.

Y/n: oh well you don’t have to wear it….

Loki: no I’m gonna wear it forever. Back off!

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Tony: can you babysit y/n?

Bucky: sure

Y/n: I’m 16 and an avenger! I don’t need a babysitter!

Tony: he’ll let you stick letter-fridge magnets on his metal arm.

Bucky: what….?

Y/n: You’re the BEST babysitter ever!!!!

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Y/n: I want to be a caterpillar

Stephen: Explain?

Y/n: eat a lot, sleep for a while. Wake up beautiful.

Stephen: You know they have a life span of like 2 weeks right.

Y/n: that’s another bonus

Tony: y/N NO-

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*Rocket and y/n on a mission*

Rocket: Y/n did you get the arm?

*Bucky jumping down from the roof*

*Y/n chasing him*

Bucky: Go away! Go away! Go away!

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Operator: 911 what’s your emergency

Tony: my wife is going into labour!

Operator: is this her first child?

Pepper: don’t you dare

Tony: no this is her husband

*Y/n dying in the background*

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Nat: the floor is lava

*Steve helps Bucky into the table*

*Y/n pushes Clint off the sofa*

Nat:the two types of friends