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hearing that your characterizations are good is like. the best thing to hear as a fic writer.

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this is what good pussy sounds like *silent hill siren*

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Because sometimes we all just need to see a guy head-bump a beautiful Beluga whale

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nothing makes me feel more well adjusted than hearing about the problems that straight people in the periphery of my life are always having

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Criminal that we didn't have a Supernatural vintage car show episode, come on now

Dean can infiltrate no problem bc he genuinely knows everything about cars and gets super into discussing fixes, gets wildly side-tracked, while Sam goes off to interrogate a bunch of car-enthusiast hot milfs

Dean is glued at the hip to Cas and Cas always stands awkwardly at the Impala, doesn't know anything about cars, so everyone just assumes Cas is the boyfriend who showed up for support? And the hot young ladies in shorts and boots befriend him bc he's apparently one of the hot girlfriends? And so he gets insight into their lives and solves the case, leading them final-girl style through the monster showdown in a garage full of heavy machinery and angry ghosts

Dean watches him emerge from the garage, shotgun in hand, shirt torn and covered in grease, and he bluescreens so hard he just runs past the flock of bombshells in shorts and tank tops (also covered in grease) to clutch Cas to check him for injuries

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reblog this with what you think makes someone a good person

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Welcome

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And is this train due in 0 minutes in the station with us right now?

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The super bowl or whatever I'm not american

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"30 years old isn't old man" what privilege do you live in where your life expectancy is far past 30 years

This post blindsided me so bad I spent a full minute staring at it in shock

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They should make a content label for ai posts like they do for mature content so I dont ever have to fucking look at it

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do publishers realize that advertising books using fanfic tropes spoils the experience of reading an original story. stop telling me it’s enemies to lovers and there was only one bed and unrequited love hurt comfort golden retriever black cat timeloop major character death. why do i give a fuck if i don’t know any of the characters and now plus i already know the entire plot of the story. that’s what ao3 is supposed to be for

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Survive for 10 Minutes with a Werewolf.

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NSFW

Have you ever seen a car so sexy you got a boner?

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Hannibal and Will Graham in NBC’s Hannibal & Hannibal and Clarice Starling in The Silence of the Lambs and Hannibal

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You were a phonograph, I was a kid // I sat with an ear close, just listenin’ (big black car - gregory alan isakov)