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If I had a nickel for every time I wrote a snarky badass character persuading their love interest to punch them in the face to test their strength, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.

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live laugh and all that

*my art is available at the shops linked in my pinned*

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has this been done

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more teenage coming of age stories should involve necromancy

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ADOHB ebook preorders are open! Pay what you want with $1 minimum.

Haunted Blood is a magic school urban fantasy about Felix Carver who, after his family is killed, discovers he has the ability to bind their ghosts to his soul, summon them, and use their magical abilities. But he inadvertently takes in their killer as well, putting himself at risk for possession by a dangerous magician.

An organization of magicians known as the Bright Guardians whisk Felix away to their pocket dimension castle to train him to use his new power. There, he meets cursed student Arisa Tamura and witch-turned-demon Mason Briggs, and the three together quickly discover that not everyone at Bright Castle is on their side...

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I survived because the fuck it we ball inside me burned brighter than the it's so over around me

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“He would not fucking say that” except its the badly written source material so he did, in fact, say that

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If you think about it, the phrase “a bowl of mac and cheese” fits the format for generic YA fantasy titles

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love that despite the supervillains, i would still love to live in New Atlas because a) walkable as hell b) free public transport c) plenty of green spaces and trees incorporated throughout

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those big as fuck crop sprinklers are like animals to me.

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while you were attending therapy i was studying the blade

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This is the Jobs Turtle of Good Luck. Reblog to hear back from your dream job

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We need more women characters that are unhinged unlikable weirdos and im not joking

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so funny to me when villains choose their words carefully while deceiving the hero so that what they say is technically true. lying is free my guy!

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love downloading a pdf to never read. just in case. like lol. you’re coming home with me

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I can fix him [drill sound] [screaming] [chainsaw revving]

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watch out lads i’m about to try to drrrraaaaaaaaaw somethin