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The 3rd Doctor grabbing Sarah into the Tardis by her ear, and her giggling is so Daddy coded.

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this very mindful very demure thing is pissing me off ngl, i haven't even seen the original but the way it's used just feels very devine feminine to me. idk as someone who used to spend most of their time being demure im fucking sick of it. i will be loud and inconvenient and unable to be ignored, thank you very much

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Fat people can be elegant and gothic and scary in a hot way and mysterious and tragically beautiful. These aesthetics aren't locked to a particular body type.

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Anthony’s wet dream upsetting you would include:

•you couldn’t believe the peace and luxury of your life now, married to none other than Vicount Bridgerton himself. He’s beside you right now, snoring softly like a little puppy as he sleeps.

•the windows are open, and the curtains are drawn. But you can’t sleep. The peace of the normally bustling Bridgerton household was special, and you just wanted to lap it up for a while.

•but that’s when you noticed it, Anthony was shifting under the sheets, hips bucking upwards. His breathing had quickened…your own breath caught in your throat…Anthony was having a wet dream!

•you shuffled down into the bed sheets more, sliding closer to Anthony. Blindly his hands grabbed at your body, feeling along to grasp your breast; he rolled his hips against your body; moaning in earnest now.

•your heart was pounding, body warming up, arousal starting to slicken. You wanted to savour this memory, and tease Anthony endlessly in the morning.

•but then your world shattered. ‘Sienna!’ Anthony moaned her name wantonly, his hips thrusting faster, harder, more ardently. ‘Sienna!’

•you scrambled out of bed, panting, confused, hurt. But Anthony’s dream continued, he continued bucking until he moaned his completion, sighing his former lover’s name once again.

•you didn’t mind about Anthony having former lovers because he’d sworn off all other women since your marriage. But to hear him dreaming such an arousing dream about someone else, well, it was shattering.

•suddenly the house was too quiet. You hurriedly put some clothes, cloak and boots on. You needed air.

•leaving every door open behind you, you ran to the stables, saddled up your horse and galloped away, not caring that you were on your own, that the moon was high in the sky…not caring that Anthony had just woken up in an empty bed, followed through the open doors and realised you’d gone.

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Being in love with Anthony Bridgerton and being set-up with him would include:

•I mean, who of the ladies of the ton aren’t in love with Anthony Bridgerton? He is THE catch of the social season.

•you can’t help but stare longingly at him every time he enters or leaves a room. Which naturally, both Lady Danbury and Lady Bridgerton notice, and they start plotting with glee.

•as a daughter of the L/N’s you’ve been friends with the Bridgerton family for years! Every summer you had visited each other at each others country estates. You’d played in the mud with Daphne, read to Eloise, learnt how to tickle for trout with Colin and Benedict, and Anthony…he’d been your first ever dance partner when you had been presented and attending Lady Danbury’s first ball of the season. What a moment that had been! The feeling of his fingers against your arm had been burnt into your brain, and you’d not stopped glowing and grinning for the whole night!

•so when you and your Mama received a card to visit the Bridgerton’s for dinner one evening, it was hardly out of the norm, it was all very exciting and pleasant.

•you arrived and saw the dining room had been set with incredible splendour; flowers, candles, crystal candelabra- suddenly you’d felt very glad that your Mama had trussed you up like a chicken in the finest silks and jewels, hair curled just the way you love.

•as the host, you would’ve expected Anthony to be there to greet you; but he was flabbergasted when you arrived- Lady Bridgerton on the other hand, swept your mother away, leaving Anthony to escort you. Oh how you loved her in that moment!

•dinner was perfect. Sat on Anthony’s left side, you could laugh and chat and things were the same as they always had been. He was your best friend, but more than that, he was the man you loved.

•from the other end of the table, your Mama, Lady Bridgerton and Lady Danbury raised their glasses to each other.

•you didn’t want the evening to end- you’d delighted to room with a pianoforte duet with Hyacinth, laughed with Eloise and listened to Colin. But most importantly, you’d been locked in a corner with Anthony, discussing books, farming developments and how the lambing season had been. Anthony found himself utterly bewildered. You’d always been so easy to talk to, but tonight you were glowing, you fit in…his mind turned to marriage.

•the next day the biggest bouquet of flowers had arrived for you and your mother, delivered by hand by none other than Anthony Bridgerton. Your heart fluttered!

•he joined you promenading, riding in your carriage with you and your Mama. You had to fan yourself the whole way, his eyes…his hands…his lips…the scent of Anthony filled the space. And you wanted more, you wanted…you don’t even know what you wanted! The promenade was wonderful, hanging onto Anthony’s arm and every word, laughing with him.

•you didn’t even notice when Anthony had managed to sneak you away from your Mama. But here you were, under a beautiful willow tree, hidden by the flowing branches.

•you couldn’t help yourself, you launched yourself at him. Wrapping your arms round his neck, and kissing him. Oh he was warm! Warm and hot and delicious! He laughed into your mouth and pressed your body back against the tree, his hands exploring your body above your clothes.

• ‘not enough!’ You moaned into his mouth, dragging his hand to between your thighs, and then grinding yourself against him. ‘I need you; I want you.’ Anthony moaned and started to touch you, hands desperately seeking your flesh beneath your dress.

•a cough broke through the dreamy state you both found yourself in. Lady Danbury stood there, grinning, and looking thoroughly impressed. ‘I take it you’ll marry the girl now Bridgerton?’ She quirked her brow with impossible preciseness.

• ‘If you’ll forgive us Lady Danbury. My fiancé and I need to borrow a carriage and get to Gretna Green.’ Lady Danbury laughed and offered her carriage. Anthony straightened your dress, before grabbing your hand and running with you to the waiting carriage.

•the news broke the very next day in Lady Whistledown, that there was a new Vicountess Bridgerton, and that she had won the Vicounts heart a long time ago. But neither you or Anthony knew about the article, given that you were too busy wrapped in each other’s arms as man and wife, brand new gold rings flashing on your fingers.

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Being a plus size Bridgerton sister would include:

•All your life you’d felt like an imposter, bigger than your sisters- sturdier- curvier. You felt less than, despite being physically more than. And you felt that no one ever really understood that.

•Your mother and Lady Danbury saw no flaws in you, thought you were absolutely beautiful, and kind and clever- but they believed you were simply crippling shy. So naturally, they went out of their way to help ‘bring you out of your shell’. Which yes, was as utterly hellish as it sounds! It meant rounds of introductions to eligible men, being pushed to the centre stage at all family functions, dressed in more jewels than anyone else. They really wanted to make you sparkle, because to them, you were already a diamond. You had been the apple of your Father’s eye before his death, and everytime Violet looked at you, it was Edmund she could see.

•as for the Queen? You may well not exist. She wasn’t even the slightest bit perplexed or excited by you. Which suited you fine!

•Anthony is SO protective of you, and following his marriage to Kate, she becomes protective of you too. Kate and Anthony stare at any members of the ton who even dream of thinking anything unkind.

•On his travels, Colin makes sure to collect for you the most beautiful jewellery or paintings or fabrics. Colin is tender with all his siblings, but he’s the one who listens to you most when you’re upset- he’s the one who sees it, and does his best to support you and build your confidence. Whether it’s fashionable or not to dance with your own sister, Colin will always take you for at least one turn about the floor; he can’t bare for you to be overlooked or be left ‘on the shelf’.

•Benedict is also your number one fan, at balls and social events he’ll often help you to escape- whether he takes you for a turn about the room, to get a drink, or to help you leave early if you’re just not feeling it.

•Growing up, you couldn’t help but be envious of Daphne, of her looks, her success on the marriage mart, her beautiful life with Simon. But as you grew, she showed you that real beauty comes from within anyway. Simon loves you too, finding you to be amusing, clever and witty. As for their children- well, you’re their favourite Aunt!

•Eloise was aloof as ever, she understood rationally and practically why you were somewhat on the outskirts of society. But she enjoyed not being the only one on the outside looking in; and sometimes when she needed an out you would cause a diversion, and vice versa; Eloise was an ally!

•and hand in hand with Eloise came a friendship with Penelope. You realised almost immediately that Pen was Lady Whistledown, but you never told a soul. Not Pen, not Eloise, not anyone. You were proud of Pen for using the harsh reality of a lonely life to create something meaningful; to carve her own career. Penelope was your friend, though she was Eloise’s best friend. She was at your side when Cressida cut across your heart with her barbs and remarks, and when Cressida “accidentally” cut Penelope up, spilt her drink or split her dress, you would retaliate in kind- most notably resulting in her perfectly smoothed down hair getting dislodged when she “tripped” over your out-stretched foot at the drinks table. ‘Poor Cressida!’ You had cried with devilish delight. ‘What an awful spectacle to befall you!’ The music stopped and everyone turned to look as the mighty Cressida crumbled. What an elated victory indeed.

•Francesca was in and out of your lives, going to Bath and escaping the misery of a lonely life in London. But she would send you music; and suddenly the world wasn’t so blue.

•Your favourite people of all to be around though? Hyacinth and Gregory. They were young, brains like sponges ready to learn and laugh and they love you without reservation. You spend afternoons drilling them with dances, playing archery, games, stealing cakes from the kitchens.

•but like all your family, there’s only one thing you ever wanted really: to find love. You just weren’t foolish enough to believe you’d find it yet, but maybe, just maybe, you’d be surprised when love fell directly into your lap.

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Happy birthday!

Thank you 💜

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Birthday reblog

(Everything today is entirely self-indulgent and not requested because today is my birthday!)

Inspector Valentine celebrating your birthday with you would include:

- he books the day of your birthday off work well in advance of the day! He even leaves a note with the Sergeant on desk duty that he’s really not to be disturbed unless it’s a matter of the utmost urgency.

- he brought your card and a present in plenty of time and has them ready in a pretty paper bag on the table by his front door so he doesn’t forget them when he leaves to meet up with you.

- he has agreed with you to spend the whole day together, he’s even prepared to spend some time at the Presbytery with Father Brown, Mrs M, Bunty, Sid and Lady Felicia so that you can see your friends on your birthday. And that’s where he meets you, at the Presbytery.

-there’s a nice outdoor elevenses set up, with Mrs M’s award winning strawberry scones taking centre stage alongside a bottle of champagne that Bunty sneaked out from Montague Hall’s cellars (Lady Felicia doesn’t mind).

- it’s a surprisingly fun time once the initial awkwardness of Inspector Valentine being present is overcome. There’s lots of laughter and your friends all watch as you open their presents, which are all very lovely and heartfelt.

- Inspector Valentine keeps his present back though, for when you two are alone.

- after the nice outdoor tea he walks you home, helping you to carry your presents and cards and the flowers that Sid had gathered for you from the gardens at Montague.

-after dropping your gifts off at home the Inspector takes you out for a nice walk, followed by a nice dinner at the pub, so all round it’s a very relaxed and comfortable day.

- but secretly your favourite part of the day is when the Inspector and you are alone in your home. It’s only then that you open the card and present from him. He’s not usually one for writing mushy stuff, but inside the card is practically a love letter from him to you and you swear you’ll keep it safe in a keepsake box, and the present turns out to be two things wrapped up together! It’s a brand new book that you’ve desperately been wanting to buy and tucked just inside the front cover are a pair of tickets to go and see the newest movie starring Marilyn Monroe- Gentlemen Prefer Blondes, that comes out in a few weeks. You’re very touched by his gifts.

-you both spend the rest of the day just enjoying each other’s company, maybe dancing to the radio or stealing a few smooches here and there. And if he’s late to leave your house that night no one mentions it, he just wanted to be with you as much as he was able to be.

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Birthday reblog

Gifts that the Inspectors give you when you’re dating would include:

Inspector Valentine:

•at the start of your relationship he gives you little posies of flowers- usually fragrant bunches of sweet peas or lily of the valley.

•once he’s gotten to know you a bit he works out more personal gifts to give- but they’re never too big or expensive because he doesn’t want to make you feel uncomfortable.

• that said, he will occasionally splurge a little bit- if he knows there’s a new notebook or fountain pen you’ve had your eye on for a while he will buy you that.

• he will buy you cakes/chocolate/sweet treats, he just likes to spoil you with little treats every now and again.

• when the basket on your bicycle breaks and you do a poor job of mending it he surprises you with a new basket! It shows how much he pays attention to you.

• on one of your dates a young photographer in training took a photo of you both having some tea in a pretty tea room and he buys you a lovely embellished frame for the photo and you keep it in your living room, it always brings a smile to his face when he comes in.

• Inspector Valentine doesn’t often buy records, but when the two of you come to realise that you have a song he buys it for you and the two of you smooch and dance around your living room while the tune plays in the background.

• for an anniversary or birthday he will buy you a little piece of jewellery- it could be a necklace or a bracelet, but it’s very tasteful and is made of your favourite material.

Inspector Sullivan:

•like Inspector Valentine he gives you flowers, but his start more formal- he’ll give you roses or tulips or peonies, whatever the florist recommends really. But overtime he learns what your favourite flowers are and then he’ll stick to them.

•he will buy you books! He knows what you like and sometimes he’ll find a book that he knows you’ll love so he’ll treat you to it, he loves how it makes you smile.

• he’s very hesitant about crossing certain boundaries, but when he sees that your scarf and gloves are well-worn and a bit hole-y he goes out and buys the warmest, loveliest set of gloves and matching scarf that he can find. He wants you to be safe and warm at all times.

• when the two of you have been serious for a while he buys you a locket necklace and you manage to convince him to have a picture taken so you can keep it in the locket.

• if you have any hobbies, such as drawing or sewing or knitting etc he’ll buy you new equipment- like new pencils, new thread, new wool etc.

• Inspector Sullivan will try his hand at writing poetry for you, but he’s very nervous when he hands over a few little poems he’s written about you and his love for you. But you treasure them, and eventually he buys you a little box to keep the poems and love letters the two of you exchange in.

• but THE most romantic gift he gives you is a collage he’s put together and it has little snippets of your relationship in it- a ticket from when you went to the cinema, a sprig of dried lavender from a picnic, a receipt from a cafe. It makes you cry when you receive it, and you treasure it forever, all the while adding more as the two of you spend your lives together.

Inspector Mallory:

•he buys you a golfing jumper in order to encourage you to play golf with him as it’s one of his favourite past times.

•it’s not something he’s brought for you, but it is a gift- he gives you a photograph of him from when he was a bit younger and when you tell him you keep it on the table beside your bed he’s touched at the gesture.

• he will absolutely buy you all manner of pastries and then help you eat them.

• speaking of food, he loves it when you cook for him, so he might sometimes buy you a new baking tin in a novelty shape or some new piping nozzles or something like that. He very much likes to be your taste tester too!

• he thinks of you when he sees a soft looking blanket, so he can’t help buying it for you and he loves it when he sees you wrapped up in it.

• for your birthday or Christmas Inspector Mallory will buy you either some jewellery or new hair pins or decorative clips etc he always takes a great deal of time and effort to get pieces that you will like and that suit you, and it always pays off when he sees your smile.

• when your relationship gets more intimate he absolutely will buy you lingerie that he’d love to see you in, it’s always very sexy and makes you feel like a powerful individual when you’re wearing it! When he sees you in it he practically gets on his knees and begs for you- he’ll do anything to have you.

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I can’t wait until it’s warm out so I can get back into my lovely dresses.

Imagine Gibbs seeing you in a pretty summer dress for the first time, he’s momentarily mesmerised by the sight of you, and the way the gentle breeze flutters the hem of the frock and the way the sun frames you gloriously.

Then imagine him having to clear his throat before he can speak. Those beautiful blue eyes don’t leave you. He takes the picnic basket right out of your arms and carries it for you, letting his fingers tenderly entwine with yours.

(Basically it’s f**king freezing right now and I long for warmer days.)

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Okay hear me out: What about Inspector Valentine eating you out on the kitchencounter?

I would die of happiness for this to happen! But dessert should always be enjoyed to the max…

Enjoy!

NSFW Inspector Valentine eating you out on the kitchen counter:

•well now, you knew your little Valentine’s Day treat would be precisely that, a treat, but never in your wildest dreams did you imagine that your new lingerie would get this result.

•mind you, you had been wearing that, and only that, as your husband arrived home from work with a bottle of wine, a bouquet of roses and a box of chocolates…all of which right now you’d 100% forgotten about!

•your head fell back, thudded hard against the wooden door of the cupboard, as moans of ecstasy, calls of his names spilt from your lips. You felt his smile against your pussy lips, before he dove once more to gently nip at your clit and let his tongue search your clenching core.

•he let out his own little obscene noises, grunts of greed. And they shot through your whole body like a tingle, a shiver. Your thighs clenched round his head a little, but his hands swiftly pushed them back- you weren’t allowed to wriggle away from this!

•your husband knew your body so very well by now, he knew exactly where to tease with tiny licks from the point of his tongue, and where to suck harshly, where to lathe long strokes of his tongue. And he gulped down every drop of your pleasure.

•your fingers scattered over the surfaces and cupboards near you, desperately seeking something to cling onto as you were at the mercy of your husband’s tongue.

•it never crossed your mind about how someone could call by your house at any moment and discover you both in the midst of magical passion in the middle of your brand new kitchen! Or rather, if that though did cross your mind it simply added to the excitement.

•then he slipped one finger, two, into you. The obscene wetness pooling out of you making it so easy for him to do! He thrust them roughly, in just the way you like- making a come hither motion, hitting just the right spot…and then, his tongue traced the most sensitive parts of your clit at the same time as his fingers pulsing in and out of you, and oh!

•the way you moaned his name right then would forever be emblazoned in his mind. You looked so beautiful, flushed, eyes half closed, hands clenched on whatever they could find, thighs trembling as your orgasm washed over you.

•oh yes, what a wonderful Valentine’s Day present for you both!

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What some TWD characters would give you for Valentine’s Day:

Rick Grimes:

At heart this man is a romantic, but it’s the end of the world (or the start of a new one) and things are hard to come by!

But, while out on a run he spots a book that you’ve talked to him about before. So he grabs it for you.

There’s no paper to wrap it, nor cards to give you. But what he does manage to do is find a scrap of cardboard and some pens to decorate a bookmark.

Negan Smith:

This man is going to give you a damn good fucking for Valentine’s Day. If you’re not howling his name in pleasure, if his back isn’t covered in scratches from you clawing at him as he pounds into you, then he’s not done it right.

He wants the whole world to know what you’ve been up to, and for you to be walking funny the next day.

So he’ll probably do his damn best to provide you with some new lingerie if he can find it. Or maybe lube. Either way it’s entirely self-serving on his part! And he can’t wait to see what you’ve got him, obviously he expects something special in return!

Daryl Dixon:

Poor precious man doesn’t even know it’s Valentine’s Day. It’s not until Carol has a gentle word in his ear that he realises. And then he’s quite awkward. He’s not big on the romance side of things.

So he goes out- gets a couple of rabbits for you to share at dinner. Grabs some wild flowers, and eventually shuffled through the door of your shared home, gives you a gentle kiss on the cheek and says he’ll cook tonight. Which is arguably the most romantic thing he’s ever done since you’ve been together!

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Could you please write more of the Downton Abbey crossover with Peaky Blinders? Maybe the episode where they go to Scotland?

Hi! I absolutely am thinking about continuing this series, so please do keep an eye out!

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Hey Bestie love you xxxx also going to the carnival with Gibbs would include? I can see him winning you a big ass teddy bear 😄

Love you too. To make this seasonal- let’s set it as a Valentine’s date! Hope you like it.

A Valentine’s Date with Gibbs at a carnival would include:

•as much as the date is your idea, our handsome man is happy enough to spend time with you. And he’s low-key a little bit cocky about going to the carnival.

•plus, an evening spending little bits of money and having a lot of fun is very much more representative of the two of you as a couple- a fancy restaurant in best clothes isn’t your style. In comfy plaid shirt and comfy jeans and boots, Jethro is much happier. And so are you, who wouldn’t be happy at the carnival with the silver haired fox? Constantly holding hands? Able to snuggle up together at any moment? All sounded like heaven to you!

•he knows you’ll want to squeeze his hand on the teacups, because as much as you’ll giggle and laugh and be curled into his side, there’s still a part of you that doesn’t like it.

•he chuckles as he finds his way through the hall of mirrors easily, but you swear up a storm when you keep walking into the mirrors! You curse his beautiful blue eyes, and then end up smiling up into them when you finally make your way out of the maze of mirrors.

•to give Gibbs credit, he does buy you whatever food you want- whether it’s loaded fries, candy floss, a hot dog, toffee apple, whatever you want you can have. And he’ll have the same too…with a strong black coffee, of course!

•and then your competitive streak comes out. You know he’s a damn good shot- can’t be a sniper if you’re not! But you reckon you can give him a run for his money, and you tell him so with sparkling eyes. It’s the start of foreplay, and you both know you won’t make it all the way home tonight. (Though fortunately, you’re in the truck and there’s lots of dark, shady spots for you to pull over and unleash your passions.)

•so you arrive at the air rifle stall, the best of five shots. You go first, hit four. That’s all Gibbs needs, he practically swaggers as he picks up the rifle, and quick as a flash he takes down all five targets he needed to get, perfect shots every single time. And the baffled, amused stall holder passes Jethro an absolutely ginormous teddy bear!

•and that teddy bear goes straight into your arms. It’s part of your present, and you love it so much! Who doesn’t like a massive teddy bear that’s given to you by the love of your life? Frankly, it’s all feeing incredibly romantic.

•the teddy tucks into your side; it sits beside you when you’re watching the circus show, it’s the stretchy acrobats that gets your attention.

•however, you don’t get to stay to enjoy the whole show…as the contortionist bends, Jethro leans down and whispers in your ear the most delicious words you’ve ever heard…and suddenly you’re sprinting out of there, teddy being dragged along with you, as the rest of your evening gets started….

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It’s Valentine’s Day! And for the first time in my life I have a Valentine, someone who I love romantically (and who loves me) to spend the night with! (I’m so excited you’ve no idea!)

There’s some posts queued for tonight- not many but some, so keep your eyes peeled!

And Happy Valentine’s Day to you all!