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Dean: I just wanna take all your clothes off

Cas: please fold them neatly

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Dean: Jack why are you crying?

Jack: you ever think about when you kill a bug it's mum could be waiting in the corner waiting for it to come home

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Dean: I'm not gonna die before I cop a feel!

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*Preparing dinner*

Sam, making mashed potatoes: It feels like you don’t trust my cooking

Dean, also making mashed potatoes: Don’t be silly

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Castiel: What are the rules of Monopoly?

Dean: If the game lasts over 4 hours you get the legal right to kill the person who asked to play.

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Crowely: I didn’t catch your name.

Jack: I didn’t throw it?

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Stuffed animal: [has fur covering its eyes]

Jack: [gently fixes it]

Jack: there you go, you can see!

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Sam: How petty can you get?

Dean: I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about.

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Sam: I relate to Belle because she loves books and likes people for who they are.

Dean: I relate to Tinkerbell because she needs attention or she dies.

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Sam: what's the dumbest thing you believed as a child?

Dean: that I was straight

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Oh my gosh hahah

Jack: Am I adopted?

Dean: No, we haven’t found anyone who wants you yet.

Sam: *Hits him upside the head*

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Sam: Hey there’s a rumour that you’re gay..

Dean: rumour?? RUMOUR?? you’re telling me people are doubting it!?

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Therapist: Love yourself.

Dean: Sorry, I’m not my type.

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Jack: Aw fiddlesticks

Dean: listen, I know this is a stressful situation, but watch the fucking language.

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Sam: Jogging is good for you, you know. Running keeps you healthy.

Dean: Hell no! I run towards pie and away from danger. Everything else can be taken at a leisure stroll.

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Dean: what the fuck is almond milk?

Sam: it’s milk.

Dean: show me the tit on an almond!

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Dean, peeling a banana: May I take your jacket, sir?

Sam, genuinely disturbed: Do you think other people can’t hear you?