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Chapters: 17/? Fandom: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Dazai Osamu/Nakahara Chuuya (Bungou Stray Dogs) Characters: Dazai Osamu (Bungou Stray Dogs), Nakahara Chuuya (Bungou Stray Dogs) Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Bookstore, Literature, Alternate Universe - College/University, Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Alternate Universe - No Ability Users (Bungou Stray Dogs), Literary References & Allusions, Flirting, Getting Together, Humor, Romance, Literature Major Dazai, Engineering Major Chuuya, Explicit Language, Narrator Is An Asshole, Mental Illness, Mentions of Suicide, Drugs but as in Antidepressants, Slow Burn, Asexual Dazai Osamu (Bungou Stray Dogs), Eating Disorders, Implied Sexual Content, Alcohol Summary:

“Can I help you?” Chuuya said, not moving from his position or even putting down his phone. (Just because he has to look over the store today doesn’t mean he has to be employee of the month).

  Dazai pursed his lips. “I .. had a hold on a Centennial copy of Ernest Hemingway’s The Sun Also Rises but I can’t find it in the back.”

  “The century copy of who now?”

  Dazai’s silent groan from earlier came back as an internal scream.

Or, Yet Another Soukoku Bookshop College AU, But This Time It’s Written By An English Major

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THIS ENERGY

ur full of yourself tbh

you would be too if you were beautiful and interesting

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same

can you please tell me if you're gay or trans

 I’m open to all headcanons and interpretations

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i love Levi with my entire body heart and soul.

Dating Captain Levi Head Cannons!

(This'll be set in a Modern AU)

SFW

-You two probably met because of Hange

-They just didn't want Levi to be single and lonely forever, so they set off to find someone who met his standard

-Which was really harder than they wished it was

-They were almost about to give up getting Levi a love life until they found you.

-Who was clean, nice, cute, smart, Shorter/Taller than Levi, and was of course, the most important part. Single.

-They squealed when you said yes to agreeing to meet up with Levi

-And now, one date gone wrong, you two have been with each other for a whole two years!

-Which surprised Hange

-Levi having first met you, was already a bit flustered

-You were just too good to be true since you hit all of the criteria for his dream S/O

-So of course, he was a bit Shy with you at first.

-Even with the first month with him felt like you were dating Sheldon Cooper but only the germaphobe part of him.

-(By Shy more like a really cute and flustered Tsundere-)

-You found that really adorable which made him fall for you deeper

-Of course, Levi Being Levi, you really thought that he was out of your league at first

-Can you blame yourself though? The Man was a gentleman, a handsome, smart, very very clean almost PERFECT Gentleman.

-Even though he acted quite cold at first, you knew it was just because he was shy since his face was often red when you gave him a compliment or a loving stare.

-For Couple things and PDA, he wasn't really keen on it at first.

-While yes you were a clean enough person, Levi was still quite touchy about it

-So every time you two would go out on a date, you'd always bring a hand sanitizer and even rubbing alcohol so you can put some before holding hands with him.

-You even got your nails done just to make sure he was really comfortable

-He appreciated your efforts, and knew that you really cared about his own feelings on things so he made you stop getting your nails done since he didn't want to make you feel so pressured just to be with him.

-(It's because he actually wanted to be the one to do your nails-)

-But that didn't stop him from wanting hugs and kisses from you soon enough

-You just looked really soft and had that aura around you that could make anyone lower their guard. (Or just feel comfortable being around you.)

-So one time, while you two were walking back home from your 15th date

-While crossing the road, a car was running through a red light

-Which had almost hit you if Levi hadn't literally lifted you up from behind with his arms and just dive out the way

-That was one of the first times Levi had really felt scared.

-Not because it would have also hit him,

-It would have hit you first.

-He had seen too many people die as he was a retired soldier and was now just working on his famous tea shop

-So in the moment that you two landed on the sidewalk

-He held you close.

-He held you so, so close.

-Levi didn't care that the both of you were just laying on the ground, a ground walked upon by the many shoes of people.

-Heck some rude people just straight up spit on the sidewalk.

-But he didn't care.

-Placing his head on your shoulder as you were still quite speechless with what just happened.

-"You okay Y/N?" Levi asked.

-You just nodded, and went quiet. A hug from Levi felt very nice after almost having died.

-Actually a hug from your boyfriend of 3 Months was really comforting.

-So in the next 10 minutes, you two literally just sat on the sidewalk as he hugged you from behind before the two of you reluctantly had to stand up

-As much as Levi wanted to just sue the driver. (More or less just assault the guy-)

-He of course wanted to care for you first.

-So instead of dropping you off of your own apartment, he instead opted to bring you to his.

-You of course were slightly surprised but letted him bring you to it anyways, knowing that the both of you needed some time to relax after that scary event.

-Guiding you to the door of his apartment, you were surprised to say atleast

-While Levi had already seen the inside of your apartment, you always imagined what his would look like.

-And yes, it was perfectly clean like you imagined.

-But you didn't think it was THAT Clean.

-His ceilings were literally shining, not a speck of dust anywhere, the shoes on his shoe rack looked completely new, and heck even the door knob felt so clean.

-You just followed what he did, not wanting to make a mess of his spotless apartment.

-Taking off your shoes and taking off your coat and folding it up.

-"Put your clothes in the Washing Machine. It's dirty." Levi said in his normal voice, but somewhat softer. Leading you to a room filled with the machine and the dryer. Staring at you.

- "O-Okay....Should I...Put all of it in or-" You asked shyly.

- "Of course you idiot, here, put on this towel afterwards." Levi said, handing you a plain white towel.

- "U-Um...Could you get out of the room please?" You asked somewhat flustered. Levi grew red and just went out the room.

-So you reluctantly just took it off and wrapped a towel around yourself, not expecting to Levi to be wrapped in a towel too once you got outside.

- "I made a bath for us...Brat...Follow me...Don't complain." Levi said, reaching his hand out for you to grab, his red bright red.

-You held his hand of course, but not before being red in the face too.

-I mean you were in the presence of a very hot and attractive man wrapped in a towel so it was understandable.

-That was definitely a night to remember

-Levi had offered to clean your back and you just said yes, too flustered to say no since the both of you were just naked in the shower.

- "You know that I love you right?" Levi said as he cleaned off your back.

-The words made you squeal, and looked at him.

- "And you also know that I love you back right?" You said, smiling cheekily at him.

-He genuinely smiled at you, which was quite rare to see

- Of course you hugged him, which he reciprocated but you couldn't help but feel shy again

- (Something was poking you when you hugged him)

-But anyways, you two went to bed afterwards

-You didn't have any extra clothes, so you wore Levi's

-Which was too big/too tight on you

-Which also made Levi smile

-You two went to sleep cuddling, while Levi said "I Love you, I love you, I love you and I love you!"

-Your heart just exploded

-While you almost just died, it made any awkwardness between you just go away

-You two slept smiling, and by you two I mean you since Levi atleast spent another hour admiring you

-He was surprised on how sleepy he was, usually he would be so restless but right now he just feels so comfortable with you

-So he cuddled in to you, smiling as he closed his eyes.

-A year into the relationship, you eventually moved in with him

-And you two just couldn't be more happier

-Waking up next to each other smiling, Him making tea for you both in the morning while you try to cook and not make a mess of his spotless kitchen

-You also secretly take pictures of him smiling whenever you can since he doesn't do it as much when the two of you are outside on a date. (Only for private moments since Levi wants you to be the only one to see how much he loves you-)

-Levi even introduced you to his friends

(-Which went almost horribly wrong-)

- "LEVI HAS A BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND?" Eren screamed.

- "HOW LONG!?" Jean asked.

- "I thought he'd be too scary for anyone to even stare at him!" Connie asked in confusion.

- "Wow that was surprising I didn't think even Y/N would last a week!" Hange asked, she was still happy for you two though.

- "Nice to meet you Y/N, I'm Erwin Levi's friend." Erwin said reaching his hand out for you to shake, which you did.

- "You didn't tell me you had so much friends!" You said to Levi once you were able to get some space.

- "Trust me if I introduced you earlier we'd be getting stalked by them everytime we go on a date." Levi said, looking back to the others who were swarming Hange on how they found such a person for Levi.

- "Their kinda sweet! I mean, sure they can look a bit much but it seems their just happy for you!"

- "Of course they'd be happy, I mean, I'm in a relationship with the most perfect human being~" Levi smoothly said, giving you a kiss on the cheek which made you giggle.

- "OHMYGOSHYOUGUYSLEVIJUSTSAIDAPICKUPLINEONSOMEONE" Eren screamed.

-On your 2nd year of being in a relationship, you two were already planning your wedding

-(With Levi definitely knowing what he wants-)

- (Especially during the honeymoon-)

- So all in all, even though you two have gone through a few things, and had a somewhat awkward date for a start, you two love each other very much now and that will never change.

-And Levi absolutely makes sure you know that every day.

NSFW Part

- Levi would just be so loving when you two do it

- if you're smaller than him, he'd definitely be a dom

- He'd go pretty hard on you with his actions, but his mouth will be softer than that pillow your gripping as he just rams into you

- The clean guy he is, would always make sure that you two would shower before doing the deed

-And would also always use a condom

- (Except for special occasions or when he's really pent up and just wants to fill you-)

-If you were taller, he'd have a bit of pride, and he'd also be a switch

- Topping someone taller than him, (What can I say he's small so-)

- If you were the one topping though, it'd take a bit of convincing

- But after the first time, he'd definitely enjoy it

- And one guilty pleasure of it is just leaving hickeys on you

- It's because you, and even he can't clean it off of you

- Something about seeing you all marked up because of him turns him on a little

- But he's definitely really great at aftercare~

- But no matter how rough he goes on you he always makes sure to put 1001% effort on aftercare

- You bet he'll be cleaning you up, cuddling you, and just having a little bit of pillow talk before going to bed

So overall, you and Levi would definitely start out strangers, but in the end, you two will be understanding eachother more than any other person in your lives!

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Taglist: @nin3s

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ah yes, finally a y/n that impersonates me

Y/n: “I’ve only said ‘I love you’ to two people in my life, Levi and Erwin”

Y/n: “it was very dark last night and I thought he was levi..”

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*Mikasa is unconscious*

Eren: “Oh crap, she isn’t breathing!!!”

*Mikasa opens her eyes*

Eren, not paying attention: “Looks like I’m going to have to give her mouth to mouth!!!”

*Mikasa closes her eyes*

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Eren: “Do you know what it’s like? To be afraid of yourself?”

Sasha, remembering the time she ate 4 family sized bags of Doritos in one sitting: “Yeah.”

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Eren: There's nothing to do...

Armin: You can wash the dishes you promised to do a about week ago.

Eren: *pulls out his phone* Nevermind.

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Erwin: Levi, when I die, I don’t care who else is at the funeral, as long as you’re there.

Levi: Of course I’ll be there. The murderer always shows up to throw off the cops.

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Eren: Do you love me?

(Y/n): of course.

Eren, happily: More than Armin & Levi ?!

(Y/n): know your limits.

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if anyone cosplays from Death Note or BNHA/MHA please contact me (and is 11-15)

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ALL MINORS ARE AGED UP 18+ , smut oneshot. I got this idea from someone on tiktok! Her @ is @rafabaebee !! Also this is my first time writing smut so I hope it's not too bad...

"You're so beautiful Y/N," Kenma said in between kisses. You two had just gotten home from a dinner and Kuroo had teased you while Kenma sat there and watched. Kuroo was there, preparing the handcuffs, blindfolds and other toys. Kenma started whispering in your ear, the things he wanted to do to you. How he wanted to tie you up and you to suck on his cock. How he wanted to make you feel pleasure. You two made your way over to the bed, where Kuroo and the toys were. Kuroo and Kenma both handcuffed you and started teasing you. One grinding against you, the other whispering things in your ear. Kenma started kissing down your body. "Y/PN's so beautiful isn't/aren't Y/PN," Kuroo said. "Y/PN has been naughty, and for that Y/PN will be punished like the bad boy/girl/person Y/PN are/is." With that, you smirked slightly as Kenma started stripping. You sat there, staring at his abs, and all the way down his body. You let your eyes wonder back up to his face, and you knew that he wanted you just as bad as you wanted him. Kuroo was teasing you, and Kenma sat on the bed, and started grinding against you, so desperately while locking lips with you. Your tongues wrestled against each other's hungrily while Kenma kept grinding against you and Kuroo was teasing you. Kenma claimed his dominance over you and you let out a moan. Kenma started unbuttoning the pants you had on, and looked at you to make sure this was what you wanted (always double check for consent). You nodded and he continued. At this point Kuroo had already stripped as well, and was blindfolding you.

About 2 hours later, you felt the most pleasure you had ever felt. The way Kenma and Kuroo touched you, the way they whispered in your ear, the hungry look in their eyes. Kenma had just walked back into the room with a towel, cleaning up the mess he made. "You really are beautiful Y/N." You smiled and he smiled back. Kuroo had left a few minutes prior to this, and Kenma made sure to let Kuroo know you were his and only his. He cleaned up the mess he had made and carried you to the bathroom where you showered together and then after, you cuddled until you both fell asleep peacefully.

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i- yes.

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Me: I don't need drugs to be happy!

Hemlock, Remmy and Nico at the same time: Rowan you're on anti-depressants-

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When you turn in an assignment on time after having 6283628 missing assignments

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I do too but I try to remind myself that all I can do is give them advice and let them know I'm here if they need to talk. Even if it's out of the blue, I like reminding people so they know I'm here for them.

Sometimes I wish I can make everyones pain go away but I am just helpless

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I feel ✨ called out ✨