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damn people rly hate type 2 diabetics don't they

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wait kids need ai to make their favorite characters talk??? they can't just do that in their heads normal style?? what happened to making your favorite characters kiss by making little videos in your head and projecting it into your psyche cinema style before bedtime

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when tumblr dies i'll live under your bed and you can say out loud what you would post and i will say LIKE or REBLOG it'll be just like we're still here

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how big how blue how beautiful (2015) cover shoot

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stop earning advanced degrees i need you to finish your fanfiction

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the mistake people coming from twitter or reddit make is thinking tumblr is a social media, when it's actually the new pdf

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🩸HAPPY WRETCHED THING, FOUL BAUBLE OF MANS VANITY DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE.🩸

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AWAY WITH IT!

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The world may be in shambles but at least I’m getting letters from my good friend Jonathan Harker

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since dracula daily is approaching again I would like to remind everybody that hungarian paprika can cause stomach issues even among people who grew up on it (from personal experience), that's why we eat nearly every national dish with tons of sour cream and bread, which our good english heir was probably not informed of so he's basically destined to have a little bit of diarrhea after shoving down a whole plate of csirkepaprikás. not sure about the queer dreams tho, he should ask the Count about that

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Wake up babe, the time loop reset. It's time to go to Transylvania.

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breakfast and catching up with my boy jonathan, could not think of a better start to the weekend

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Me and the mutual I pulled by being actually I have no idea why they followed me but I'm glad they did

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Does anyone have a good paprika hendl recipe they’d be willing to share?

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Saguaro redraw from some years back! good ol long cactus

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there is still time. there is still time. until your bones are in the fucking ground there is still time.

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