rreeseypoo

[rreeseypoo]

i just bought my objectum crush 😻

[rreeseypoo]

THE CRANE WIVES DROPPED EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP THE CRANE WIVES DROPPEDDDDD

[rreeseypoo]

Reblog this post to kiss ur computer <3

[rreeseypoo]

buying a beat up gameboy from the thrift, and taking them home.

you gentle slide their back panel off and undo the screws. the room is quite, the only sound being your skin rubbing against their shell.

you gently run your finger across its motherboard, checking for any breaks or problems.

you apologize and tell them how good they are as you sodder the loose wires and bits.

you soak and clean their shell, giving it some new paint. gentle brush strokes covering the worn and loved exterior.

once all put together you smile and rub their screen, congratulating them on how calm they were.

they sit on your desk, reciving pets, having conversations, and the occasional gaming session with you.

you love your new partner.

[rreeseypoo]

“yeah i like em a little older”

[rreeseypoo]

obsessive computer partner that constantly spams your screen 24/7, even if you're busy with dumb little messages & "i love you<3"'s like this:

[rreeseypoo]

Don't worry, no one in our family is [REDACTED]

[rreeseypoo]

don’t bully me for how i spelled delicious

[rreeseypoo]

so the book of bill is pretty good

[rreeseypoo]

look at my doctors man i'm going to die

[rreeseypoo]

Tumblr Code.

[rreeseypoo]

you have forgotten your innocence and whimsy. go listen to Vocaloid songs about eating people and remember what it was like to be filled with childlike wonder.

[rreeseypoo]

bye why did i read this and think “wow this sound exactly what happened to my moot! haha what a coincidence!”

Took an edible like 25 minutes ago waiting for it to kick in but I think it's starting to cuz I've been standing in my kitchen for the past like 2 minutes confused on why I came up

[rreeseypoo]

isnt it cool how the brain is like a wet computer

[rreeseypoo]

me asf

Whatever- - a label for when one's identity, in some way, does something, but one doesn't really care about it.

etymology: whatever

requested by: anon (link)

[ID: a rectangular flag with 9 stripes coloured as such from top to bottom: dark grey, dark lilac, dull lilac, light lilac, white, mint, dull blue-green, blue-green, dark grey. End ID]

[rreeseypoo]

actually God blessed me with queerness