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something abt this man being the smartest guy in the universe and naming all his files something stupid like boogeraids over and over again

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want him particularly bad tonight

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i really love your posts so far but just making sure, you dont support rickorty/proship stuff/etc? i dont see it anywhere on ur page but its unfortunately so rampant in the community that i gotta check <\3

Thank you so much! And nope, I don’t ship them :) good idea to check tho🫨🫨

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no wait bc why did i actually just think abt saying i love u to rick

rick "yes u can fuck other people idfc" *dryheaves into the sink for two hours can't say your name for three days looses feeling in his feet until he sees you again* sanchez

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rick "yes u can fuck other people idfc" *dryheaves into the sink for two hours can't say your name for three days looses feeling in his feet until he sees you again* sanchez

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Bless us with all those sweet Rick x reader headcanons you hold

!! thank you sm for asking !! i'm not sure how many i have in such a broad sense, but here are some HCs i usually apply when thinking abt a relationship w/ rick!!

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-i always imagine you meet Rick through Beth somehow. In my head, it's usually though an exercise class of sorts (Zumba, bc my first R+M hyperfixation was when I was doing dance twice a week LOL), but I also really like the neighbors approach too (typical) because i think it's fun to think she starts inviting you over to have wine nights with her and you become really good friends!!

-I also love HCing Morty bonding with you too!! Seeing the way you make his mom happy and pique Rick's interest in just the right way makes him literally. Want. to befriend you. He thinks you're cool and also genuinely NICE ASF which lowkey pisses Rick off for a bit but makes him all the more inclined to like, actually talk to you (bc he's jealous you won over Morty so easily<3)

-Rick definitely goes (a little) out of his way to impress you (eventually). not... overboard, because he's still Rick and his literal brand is not caring ofc, but... i do think he enjoys it, per se, esp season 5+ Rick who's a lot more considerate... when you seem interested in what he's doing and actually want to talk about it. Part of him is def still skeptical, but... it grows on him the closer you get emotionally ...

-Rick is surprisingly appreciative of acts of service!! Esp. things like cooking him food / doing laundry, and even more so if who you're helping is Beth, Morty or Summer!! I always think about you dropping off food for the family if Beth is working late, or helping summer w/ her homework... and i for sure see it as something Rick... notices and pays attention to.

-I LOVE RICK'S LITTLE COT in his room. it is so silly to me that he sleeps on that in HIS fucking DAY CLOTHES. So I think he gets all weird abt spending the night at your place. Maybe weird is the wrong word, but like. usually he's down to fuck and then just go home (or spend the night but not care abt the emotional significance of it and skip your morning together) and it's like. Lmaoooooo.

which I think for a while you're kinda cool w/ because... idk. It's not that serious? but the first time you actually have a real sleepover in your own space (and not an alien motel or his car) is genuinely so. intimate. and signifies and big change

-omf there was only one bed fic WHEN???? sharing a room fic WHEN?????

-but FUCKING IN HIS CAR HAS DEFINITELY HAPPENED absolutely. the way he had a little curtain when he was w/ daphne ... you have def used that curtain. and literally slept back there too.

-he has more dad/caring traits than he realizes. Sick? Sleep it off. Need a nap? Here's a bed. Always has everything you need on hand and is willing to give it to you <3

-he thinks it's hot when you fight with him and doesn't take you serious half of the time because of it

-when he doesn't smell like alcohol and oil he actually smells. so fucking good. Naturally sweet and kinda musky but in such a comforting sense!! u always know if he's been around somewhere in the house bc the scent lingers (or maybe youre just sensitive to him, who knows)

-one day we need to talk about his horrible possessive-ness streak when you actually manage to get close to him. Always talking abt how he doesn't care but really he's a HORRIBLE liar. coping mechanisms are 0/10 (tell me why he's surprised to find out you need to cope too LMFAO)

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Yes this is a gorls support gorls page but I think meeting Unity only a couple months in to dating Rick would be SOOO wild. Like, of course you don't wanna be jealous of their history with him, and they're too... professional, per se, to be aggravated by you....

but Rick doing some rick type shit where he leaves you alone w/ them for a while and you just kinda sit there together in silence.........

They're like... "so. How much of his history do you know?

And you're like. "Um. How much do you know?"

And it's just so .... skjfhadkjsfha

(plus Morty being all nervous by the thought of you guys fighting... trying to placate you both.... LMFAO it's so. Morty. You're 14!!)

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I have to admit I do love the idea of Rick getting jealous of how much you adore robot!Rick.

Of course you know he's not the real thing, but if the real Rick is going to shut you out with the rest of his family, why not enjoy what version of him he's left you with, and especially if that version is even more obsessed with you than the original.

On the rare occasions you do see Rick above ground, you're able to taunt him with your lack of attention towards him. Usually you even grant him some affection, but in the case of having Robo-Rick around, you're both emotionally and sexually satisfied so there is no reason to beg for something you're not missing.

Rick knows it's his fault in the first place (as always), but spending weeks underground isn't good for anyone's psyche... and the lack of relief he's allowed when he does see you destroys him... because they're you are giving kisses to a. fucking. robot.

It definitely takes you longer than it should to forgive him when Robo!Rick is finally exposed to the whole family and then killed... and even when you're both back to being a normal couple, you always manage to say something along the lines of preferring the robot version of him, especially when he pisses you off.

(Just sucks when Rick creates a robot version of you at some point, and then you have to watch the family not notice that switch, either. The robot of you is easily accepted given the fact that Space Beth exists, but. Watching them be all submissive and doting to real Rick (who loves on them in return) definitely starts a another war between the two of you. Stop being toxic!!)

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in a temporary rick hyperfixation won't be here forever but i want to write abt him so please help me w/ some ideas