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3/18 - 3/24

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TOUCH MEME: blank copy

tagged by: No one I just saw this and it looked like fun!

tagging: Everyone who’d like to! I feel like this would be neat to see with @xviipcra and @devilslcg and @ask-heartstealer-law and @pilawforhire

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Since everyone is kids, that means he’s the oldest!

He’s the responsible baby sitting character! 

Finally! 

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And so the raven ran off at the speed of light to grab a blanket. However once he was out of eye sight he took so long to come back, one might have started to believe he wasn’t. Perhaps he’d gotten distracted on the way by some stupid tiny bug or the smell of food or had somehow managed to get lost on his own ship like Zoro always was. Sure enough Luffy did return after awhile, not just with a blanket, but enough bed material to make a large fort. He plopped the pile of sheets onto the girl.

“There!” 

“Aren’t you cold? I can go get you some blankets!”

Sleep Starters | @rubberbastard​

      Tesla was a bit cold, though she would never admit to it. She only shrugged in response. A blanket wasn’t necessary, she could live without it, even if she wouldn’t exactly mind having one.

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rxmbleball:

“WE’VE BEEN FRIENDS FOR HOW LONG AND YOU STILL THINK I’M FOOD?! Ya big jerk! I’m telling Robin!”

“EH!? DON’T TELL ROBIN, CHOOPER!!”

“I - I WAS JUST KIDDING! I’D NEVER EAT YOU!! UnlessThereWasAnEmergency.”

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[Mun or muse, or both idk, if you want to (just a random ask, don't mind this.) 1) What's the weirdest thing you've ever had in your mouth? 2)What is your pointless life skill that you're unnecessarily proud of? 3) What's a single thing that could happen in your life right now, that would make your life better? 4) What's the most illegal thing you've ever done without getting caught? //pls feel free to skip over this :) have a good weekend]

1) What's the weirdest thing you've ever had in your mouth? 

“Nami’s cooking!” 

2)What is your pointless life skill that you're unnecessarily proud of? 

“It’s not pointless but I’m pretty proud of how loud I can fart! Sometimes even louder than Ace’s!” 

He also has a little thing called his ‘meat senses’ which are more or less useless in battle but an odd talent none the less. 

3) What's a single thing that could happen in your life right now, that would make your life better? 

“If I had some meat! If my older brother was alive!” 

4) What's the most illegal thing you've ever done without getting caught?

Breaking into CP9 headquarters and kidnapping a prisoner from the government before kicking their leader’s ass and burning their flag.

Breaking into the world’s highest ranked prison and beating up a bunch of people before setting 99% of the prisoners free.  

General chaos made in the process of trying to save illegal infamous wanted pirate that happen to be his older brother and while he did fail, he did escape without being caught. 

Ah, this is hard!

“Promise you wont tell anyone right, Trafalguy!? One time, I licked all the spoons in Sanji’s kitchen to see if maybe any of them had any meat left.” 

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For mun and muse: in a zombie apocalypse world, how long would you stay alive? ÓuÓ

Luffy would probably live for a few months tops IF he were alone. However in a verse where Luffy was able to gather alliances in search of the ‘One Piece’ (a place said to be untouched by the world’s madness) he’d live a lot longer. Probably up to three years or more. This is because Luffy, while very strong and able to defend himself, doesn’t quite have all the nessacy skills to survive. He can’t cook, can’t navigate, and would probably end up doing something stupid and getting killed like trying to push zombies back into their graves. In a verse where he was alone, he’d probably end up getting bitten, punching the zombie in the face, demanding it to be his pet, and then slowly transforming. 

In to the KING OF ZOMBIES!

But in the main verse, they’d travel to the One Piece and be all happy blah blah blah. 

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If I make you breakfast in bed, a simple “Thank You” will suffice. None of this “How did you get in my house” business. So rude

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dokutadesu:

Words weren’t lacking to describe what he saw in those dishes. It was as if his eyes were bleeding waterfalls. He can’t eat what was on his table, because that shouldn’t even be called food . Law was sure that if Gordon saw that, he would surely be opening the 9 portals of hell, describing what that place looks like in 5 minutes . And probably a 5-year-old would do better than him. 

One thing Law is sure would agree with Gordon Ramsay. It is that neither he nor even Gordon would eat those foods made by the person who did it. He would rather have a dictionary with only nicknames than Mugiwara does.

≾ ღ ≿               “ … No thank you. Burn that trash.”

“Eh?” Luffy tilted his head. No thank you? Perhaps Law was full but even so, shouldn’t he be able to make just a little bit of room for the bite size main dish and the tiny handful of desert? Clearly he was just trying to be polite and Luffy wasn’t having it! Sure, he was an amazing world class chef who defiantly could have been using his amazing gifts to feed the hungry but he’d specially gotten this for Law. “I refuse your refusal!” 

Burn that trash

“That doesn’t even make any sense!” Luffy proclaimed. “It’s already burnt! I can’t reburn it!” Clearly the point of ‘I don’t want your inedible edibles go away’ were not going through the raven’s thick skull. “Trafalguy! You’re suppose to be Gordan and that guy always tries the food so try it and rate it already!” 

Just then a small explosion went off in the kitchen behind the two. It’s intensity was enough to shake Luffy’s clean chef hat right off on to the ground. Luffy had been preparing his next course already and something had gone wrong. 

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SHHH, BE QUIET ACE! LU IS SLEEPING!

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of course i lift

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Luffy and Tesla or Luffy and sahar

Luffy and Tesla ( @xviipcra )

The idea of it is amusing if for nothing more than their vastly different personalities, the fact that they would probably end up having some pretty deep and emotional talks, and that I believe Luffy would truly be able to, over time, bring out Tesla’s older self or at least a happier version of her. However those are all things that could totally be done in a sorta BROTP setting like we got going on now and I think I’d like it to stay there because I sorta see Tesla on another age plain than Luffy. I know Luffy is only five years younger or so but internationally I think they’re probably light years  apart. That’s not to say Luffy isn’t mature enough for her because he defiantly can be but I think that Tesla would do best with someone who was a more stably ‘darker’ character. I don’t think that she has the patients to deal with Luffy or that Luffy has the constant assimilation it’d take to love someone like Tesla. I also think that because Luffy reminds her so much of her younger self, it’d be a little weird? They’re already a little weird about it just as friends but imagine dating someone who reminded you greatly of yourself a dozen years ago. Trippy! 

That being said though, they both benefit greatly from each other in a BROTP fashion I’d think. 

Luffy and Sahar ( @gratixsa )  

This one I can defiantly see a lot more than I could with him and Telsa. Sahar is probably  one of the most patient and compassionate characters around. His wild side might even prove to bring out a more out going Sahar but at the end of the day, just a friendship would do the same. The idea would be cute considering all the antics of her being on Law’s ship and the connection there. Her being a  doctor in training and Luffy always getting hurt and he’ll just sorta act as her human practice dummy. Also with how private of a person she is, I could totally see her eventually feeling comfortable sharing her true emotions and venting in someone like Luffy who really carries no judgement in his brain and who could give good advice from time to time. They’re completely different in lots of ways, smart - stupid, shy - wild, etc but in some ways they’re the same when it comes to that sorta positive “I’m trying my best” vibe followed with that sorta social awkwardness. I dunno, I could see it working but I also can see it working perfectly fine in just it’s BROTP state! 

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