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I am a traumatised AuDHD'er who even as a kid prefered the peace and quiet of the woods to civilization. Living in a house in the middle of the woods with only my furry horde for company(2 dogs, 6 cats, 1 beta fish and a rabbit) is the dream.

Personality wise... I like my freedom. I have intense pattern recognition and I dont sugar cost things. I am the one people often come too when they need workable advice or a vibe check. I am also a firm practitioner of the ancient art of "mind your buisness" and "how not too give an F.".

Social wise... I either talk a lot or not at all. Will walk away from needless confrontation or stare down people that bother me. I am slo hard to manipulate traditionally due to me being PDA autistic.

Romance wise...

I am Demisexual. I.E. I need an intense emotional bond first. An epiphany i had while working in this post coincidentally...

So, considering the above... Let's Fucking Go!

Class: Ranger. Hands Down. Spending most of my time in the woods with my loyal wolf who is as tall as me? Perfect. Living my best life.

Alignment: Chaotic Good -> Neutral Good.

Leadership Style: Humble. I know my skill set. So of there is something that needs to be done that I cant do, i have no problem figuring out who can. In fact, I would most likely end up being the leader that knows thier team better then they know themselves.

Relationship with the Companions Alphabetical order:

Astarion: He reminds me of a friend i have irl. She went through similar sexual trauma to where she felt she needed to manipulate and ise her body to protect herself. Only, when she met me, she found that all her usualt tactics had no effect in me. She told me that it irritated her at first but then fascinated her, and finally she realized that, because she couldnt manipulate me like other people, that i was a safe person for her to be around and that i could be trusted to be straight with her. I imagine that is how mine and his relationship would play out. Platonically of course. He is pretty but not my type.

Gale: Husband. He had me at "Hello! I'm Gale!". He is a dork. He talks with his hands. He can cook! His fucking tower with all the books and the cozy fireplace! The shenanigans! The coziness! That is MY wizard! Mystra when I fucking catch you!

Halsin: That's my bestie! My fellow wise person and lover of nature. The one who helps me keep the rest of the tadfools out of trouble. The Varric to my Hawk. The, Me: Those arn't our chaos goblins are they? Halsin: They are. Both of us: Here we go again.

Jaheira: She's cool. Haven't had a lot of interaction with her yet but we would at least get along. Probably wouldn't be super close but would have a lot of respect for her due to everything she has been through

Karlach: That's my other bestie! She reminds me of my lifelong bestie who, despite the rap sheet of medical conditions she has and massive amount of trauma she has endured, is still a pretty upbest person, doing her best to live life to the fullest. Karlach also shares the same ADHD braincell I do. The "What were we talking about?", line was very relatable.

Lae'zel & Shadowheart: She rubs the PDA(Pathological Demand Avoidence) part of my brain in a bad way, at the onset and i will react harshly towards that. Of course, given what bits i have seen of her ark, I may make her feel right at home anyway. Of course, once she chills out a little, we would be fine. We wont be super close but we would still be friends at least.

Minsc & Boo: I havent found them in game yet but the clips of them i have seen make me love them. I would protect them with my life. Not like they would ever ask me too.

Shadowheart: Essentially the same as Lae'zel but would end up with more fights. The way she tries, not well, to pit you against the others and talks down to people would make me want to avoid her at best or punch her at worst. She would take me the longest to warm up too and the feeling would probably be mutual since i would be calling her ass out all the time. We probably wouldnt start warming up to each other until we started getting close to the shadow curse and all that religious trauma started surfacing.

Wyll: That's my baby brother, and if you harm one hair on his head, yours will be on the ground next. He is a cheese ball, a good bean, and i am so proud of him. He is also my monster romance book buddy and giving me all the good recomendations. There also might be prank wars...

Been imagining what I myself would be in Baldur's Gate 3 if I HAD to be the main character. Because otherwise I would be a hermit surrounded by books and cats.

On the note of cats!! I would absolutely know the Flock of Familiars spell. And they would all be cats. I have 5 cats irl, and that would translate into the game lol

I'd probably be a bard?? Definitely a support class, and I love singing random tunes even if they make no sense. I'd basically be the comedy relief/resident therapist. Which is good cause otherwise I'd be fairly useless in a fight lmao

I'd definitely get along best with Karlach, I love her personality so much. I'd be desperate for everyone's approval tho, and would have a massive platonic crush on Halsin.

Considered making a character like this, but everytime I think "I'll design my character after me!" I abandon them pretty quick q^q

EDIT!! Reblog or reply with what you would be as Tav in BG3!!! How would you translate into the game?

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Halsin, the babe, the husband, the love of my life, forever

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#let’s play: correct or incorrect quote (7/?)

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Elliott: I'm trying to write a romantic love scene between my two characters, Natalia and Ronaldo, and I'm struggling to come up with things..

Shane: How about.. Her boobs boobed boobily? And her nipnops were stiff, like my raging boner?

Elliott: Shane, for the love of all things holy, please stop talking. Good Lord.

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How the Stardew boys are when jealous 💜

Alex:

Alex knows he's good looking, so its not so much an insecurity about looks that's getting hurt, but definitely more of a leader of the pack/ ego kinda thing. If someone has their eye on you, he pretends they don't exist, but knows full well they're looking, so he's definitely gonna have a hand around your hip tightly.

Shane:

Now this man is insecure as hell, he has no idea why you chose him, but you did, if someone else is trying to get between that, he's gonna sulk in the corner, hes gonna be mad, not with you, but with them most definitely, if looks could kill, they would be dead.

Sam:

Sam is absolutely oblivious to everything, by the time he's realised someone else is flirting with you he tries to play it cool, but deep down he's pissed off, he will stand next to you and throw an arm around your shoulder to try and show them you're spoken for.

Sebastian:

Like Alex he pretty much tries to ignore them, but will shoot daggers every now and again as he stands very close to you, he'll whisper things in your ear while looking at them to try and intimidate them.

Elliott:

Elliott has no issue in making it be known you're spoken for, he will call you "darling" and "my love" out loud, so they can clearly hear, and hopes that they stay away after that.

Harvey:

Stunned and intimidated by another person coming in and flirting with you, he doesn't like to get angry and he doesnt like confrontation, but if he feels its too much for him, he will hold your hand and sweetly smile at you, and hope that this person gets the hint.

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Shane: *lay spread out naked on his bed, hair a mess, surrounded by empty cans*

Marnie: *knocks* Shane?...Shane?

Shane: *grumbles half asleep* Uurgh, what?

Marnie: Farmers here, they said you two are hanging out today?

Shane: *eye's snap open* SHIT! *stands up wrapping his blanket around his naked self* Shit shit shit!! Ok tell them I'll be-

*Door opens and farmer walks in*

Shane: AAH! *drops his blanket in a panic, then using just his hands to cover himself*

Farmer: 😳

Shane: Heh..Hi. Erm..Give me 10 minutes?

Farmer: I..Erm..Yeah sure. *quickly closes door*

Shane: Fuck my fuckin life...

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ayo ,,, ahaha,,, what if-

u did a hc of the reader’s first time being with shane or ellliiioooootttttttt im a hopeless romantic who prefers fixing ppl rather than myself

pictured: me @ shane

bro what if I did,,, 😳😳

Shane and Elliott First Times

NSFW WARNING

Elliott:

Elliott is a hopeless romantic, he fantasises about the perfect night with his love. Candles, rose petals, and music playing softly in the background..

So romantic~

But he’s not smooth in the slightest, he’s actually really flustered at this situation. He loves you and wants to give you the best of care! He’s a gentleman.

I think he has some experience but not too much outside of casual relationships.

He wants to give you the world and to make you comfortable, he doesn’t want to harm you in any way..

He whispers sweet nothings into your ear, while gently caressing your body. He just stares at you in awe.

He doesn’t judge body types, he likes whatever he likes. A bit chubbier? Hell yeah. A little skinny? Hell yeah! He doesn’t care.

He is so slow with you, he cares so much that every touch every kiss is so soft and loving. Which can get annoying but he’s trying his best..

Big on foreplay, he will tease the hell out of you. He wants to feel every part of you and savour all your noises.

You can tease him back if you want to, he surely won’t mind.

He just blushes at hearing you breathe. He’s a mess when he hears you whimper and moan.

He holds your hand the whole time, no exceptions!

His dirty talk just makes you squirm alone. Praising you and mumbling soft words of affirmation.

He always makes sure you finish, you usually will finish right before him.

✨aftercare✨

Whatever his farmer needs he will do.

If they want to bathe or shower together, Elliott is all for it, if they just want to cuddle, that’s fine too.

Big sentimental after a scene, he just wants to hold you and tell you how amazingly you did.

It’s your first time with him, of course he has to be cheesy.

Shane:

Shane is literally in disbelief, he still thinks it’s some kind of cruel joke on him.

Who would ever want to date him, let alone sleep with him?

He’s really nervous about the whole thing. He doesn’t know what to do or when to do it, he doesn’t know what to say, what to look at.

You have to reassure him that you want to do this and that you love him.

He has like no experience doing this stuff, he’s not a virgin he just doesn’t get too much action.

For his first time, he’s at a rather medium pace. Not too slow but not too fast.

He gets flustered easily and gets impatient but will hold off. He wants to show he cares at least.

Not exactly smooth at dirty talking but he tries his best, is more like playful banter and teases.

He looks over your entire body, how are you so good looking?! He feels insecure about his body but he doesn’t want to ruin the moment.

You two will just spend time together breathing and touching each other softly.

He’s so red faced just by seeing you like this, wether it’s on top or bottoming out. He just adores you.

He loves your body so much, nipping and kissing at your skin. Loving all the little noises you make.

He’s more embarrassed about making noise himself, but he lets out a few groans.

He speeds up more near the end with foreplay, he’s really impatient by the end of teasing.

He squeezes at your body, always wanting to touch you no matter what you two are doing.

He always finishes you off, wether he finishes before you or not.

He likes showering with you but he’d rather just sleep and clean up in the morning.

He just holds you and nuzzles into your neck, he gets really tired after a scene.

He makes breakfast in the morning to his best ability for you.

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The Forth Piece of the Triforce: The Goddesses are protective MAMA bears who just want their Heroes to finally have nice things.

Trigger Warning: Mentions of Suicide(s)

This is a headcannon i have had for a while for the OG OOT(Ocarina of Time) Link and the Godesses.

In this AU, instead of all the games being in the same timeline i have made them more like mulitiverses that all have the same cycle of Evil Dude rises to Power, Hero is born to stop him. They Fight, Evil is defeated, rinse and repeat.

Unfotunately, in the OOT Universe it comes with an extra step that not even the Goddesses of this world ever wanted. The Heroes dying at a young age to either madness or by thier own hand in various ways.

This is often due to the fact that post the defeat of Ganon or “The Beast” as the Goddeses coin him, The hero is often put upon a pedastal so high within the populace that he cant come down. This environment often left the young hero having to suffer with the horrors he witnessed and the resulting desperate lonliness and depression alone. No one to really reach out to for help because it will break the illusion of the strong and glorious hero.

And thus, as it often happens, they take it upon themselves to end thier own suffering or go mad and become the monster they had fought before.

The Goddesses mourn the death of their heroes every cycle it happens, unable to do a thing no matter how hard they try.

The Triforce, thier creation that holds most of thier combined power, still unable to harness and control enough of its own energy to help.

Until the most recent cycle.

Farore the godess that brought life to the world is devastated as she holds the dead body of another hero in her arms, his wrists split open. She screams and wails in anguish as her Sister Din rages, conjuring trees, boulders, and even monsters to take her grief fueled anger out on. Nayru holds Farore as she cries and does her best to console both of her sisters as she grieves silently.

After a time the three agree that this cannont continue and they must try again to ask the triforce for help. Their creation having steadily been growing in strength over the last few centuries as the cycle repeats itself. They beg thier child for help, for a way to stop this pain but the Triforce doesnt seem to respond.

Until it does.

One day Farore is walking past the Triforces pedastal when she notices a new feature of the otherwise unchanging golden triangles. There is a fourth piece that has begun to grow in the middle, a clear and crystaline piece swirling with an everhcanging colorful light. She screams for her sisters.

Once they are all gathered the piece solidifies and they reach out and touch the new crystal to see what it holds. 

They see the rovas tricking Ganon into a ritual that will take away his current power in exchange for the dark power he seeks. His original power being the stronger of the two, though Ganon is convinced otherwise. Something that happens in varying ways every cycle.

They see the two women prepare it as Ganon waits for them in his home in the desert, confident his threats and coercion will keepnthem on task.

This is as it has always been.

However, as the trio watch them prepare thier bodies and the ritual grounds they notice a change. One of sisters drawing the circle changes one rune from a rune of destruction to a rune of creation. Something that hasn't happened before.

Ganon returns at the appointed time and begins the ritual with the sisters, one laying upon the ground to recieve him and the other standing along the edge to put the magic through.

This is where it changes again.

The sister who lies with Ganon does not make the infertility potion that they would normally prepare, seemingly forgetting to brew it all together. Normally, it kept the "vessel" from falling pregnant so they could destroy the power they absorbed within themselves. But not this time.

At the climax of the ritual Ganon's seed and power empties into the sister he ruts into as the dark magic he wanted replaces the hole his old abilities once occupied. The Godesses watch as seed, egg and pure elemental magic mix together and form life within the witches body.

Once the ritual is completed and Ganon is sated and flooding with new power he leaves, unaware of what just happened.

Nine Months later they see the child born, a baby boy, seemingly made from the very magic his father had given up. His hair is bright red like his sire, his skin a paler version of the normally dark Gerudo complextion and a pair of deep green eyes stare out into the world. 

Just before the vision goes black, the Three Godeses see a faint glow on the back of the young man’s left hand. It is a triforce symbol with the piece in the middle glowing against the other darkened pieces. They feel more than see what this piece represents as a warm and comforting feeling washes over them that they recognize.

Love. The fourth Piece is Love. 

And this is where the story begins.

The Cast

The Godeses:

Farore: A cute but Chaotic bean with a heart of gold that shines proudly on her sleeves, covered in flowers and who is horny on main.

Din: The step on me Gerudo amazon with fire for her hair, who curses fluently, anger for centuries, has massive Mama Bear tendencies and is a walking armory.

Nayru: The one who permanently holds the brain cell between the three of them, a wise motherly type who you never see coming until she just wrecks your entire career.

The Two Mains:

Link: A soft and lonely Bi Disaster himbo who though loves affection, but is often too afraid to ask for it because of his role in things and has no clue why there are so many dumb rules in Hylian society. 

Ko(working name): The OP Pan Badass magic wielder messing with his dads whole career constantly, horny on main like Faore but also down for cuddles at the drop of a hat, the Daddy Bear tendencies of Din and carries a big spear, and is intelligent like Nayru to wreck your whole career given enough time. If he can focus long enough.

Story Synopsis so far:

Link and Ko meet when Link is 13 and Ko is 15. Ko is a tiny small bean at this point and begins following Link around because he recognizes him from a vision he had and desperately wants to prevent it from coming true. Link, the lonely boy he is, doesn't mind at all and starts calling him twig because of his small size, he had a twig in his hair when they met, and he never asks his name and is to shy to ask after they have hung out for weeks.

Ko is just loving the fact he has a nickname and a friend his own age, so he doesn’t care.

Together they gather the stones to open the temple of time, growing close and learning to protect each other from all the monsters trying to kill them. Link often enjoying the affection and cuddles Ko freely gives him, and taking advantage of Ko’s skills with patching him up either magically or otherwise.

However, when they go to the temple of light, they run into gannon and Ko is blocked from entering by his fathers magic. Due to this he is unable to prevent Link from pulling out the master sword and being sucked into the sacred realm. Separating them for the next seven years.

During this time, at the behest of Din herself, Ko takes it upon himself to slow down his fathers progress by cutting supply lines, stealing weapons, killing his men, just being a menace in general.

While Link, in the care of the Godesses, is trained and taught everything he needs to know before he is returned to Hyrule. Including and in depth knowledge of the Birds and the Bees because the Goddesses don't want him turning into an ignorant prick and that they realize, even if link doesn't quite understand at first, the nature of the feelings he developed for Ko during their time together.

Once realizes it however they go out ofnthiwr way to tell him that its fine, there are enough people that like the opositte gender to keep the species going and that people are just assholes.

*I was also always kind of weirded out that the plot essentially took him from a kid to an adult by putting him into a coma for seven years right around when puberty would have hit him like a mac truck and now Link has to save the world and deal with an adults body he was never prepared for.*

By the time Link has returned, Ko has done a considerable job slowing down his father and helping hundreds of people survive. He has had a bit of a following as the Masked Mage and many people are thankful for his existence.

Except one princess of HYrule who found out about his parentage and is often openly hostile to him, Despite her twin brother Shiek having no problems with him and has helped him mess with Gannon on more than one occasion and who has given up on convincing his sister other wise and just does what he wants.

Ko has also grown from his small bean frame to a tall 6′2″ agile Magic Rogue and often worries if Link will even recognize him when he gets back.

This isn't a problem because the Godesses would let him peak in from the sacred relam as long as his studies and sword training were done.

The first time they meet again it is in the castletown market square where Link is accosted by a dozen ReDeads and Ko drops in from seemingly nowwhere to save him. Unfrotunately though Ko was in the middle of further messingwith his fathers whole gang and couldnt accompany him but instead told him where to go and what to do saying he would catch up.

By the time Ko is able to catch up, Link has finished the Forest temple and is incredibly exhausted and injured and collapses next to the stump in front of the temple unable to move.

Ko finds him and begins to carry him to his cabin in the lost woods only to be stopped by Zelda in Shieks armor trying to “rescue” Link from him. A heated arguement ensues that wakes Link up. Upon seeing Ko being threatened, he grabs his sword despite his weakness and stands in front of Ko, pointing his sword at Zelda telling her that if she took another step towards him he would take off her head.

Ko, who thought the entire exhcange was incredibly sexy, reaches out towards the master sword to calm link down. As a show to Zelda, knowing she is aware how the sword reacts to evil, he gently removes it from Links hand by grabbing the hilt with his left. not only show off the the sword does not react to him but also clearly shows off the triforce mark on his hand. Even though the latter was not intended.

I havent gotten much farther than that idea wise but it will involve probably a lot of familiar tropes, Farore being horny on main, Ko being horny on main and Link soaking up all the love and affection Ko gives him while eventually joining in the horny on main but not sure what to do about it.

TL;DR: Putting heroes up on pedestals causes the Heroes to feel lonely and isolated while dealing with PTSD and eventually it takes its toll and they take their lives. The goddesses do something about it and their TriForce child makes Link a loving friend. Them eventually becoming bad ass Hero Boyfriends is a bonus. Farore is horny on main.

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hello!! can you do a bachelor reacts to farmer walking in on them masturbating??

Alex: Alex thinks this is arguably worse than when his grandmother walked in on him, but luckily, her eyesight isn’t what it used to be and he covered for himself well. With you all he can do is gape, pulling whatever object is nearby over his junk and then trying to act as casually as possible, “Hey, what’s up?” despite both of you being rather flustered.

Elliott: To be caught in such a compromising position is embarrassing, for sure, but he doesn’t lose his composure. There’s a certain thrill level to getting caught that he doesn’t admit makes him feel rather aroused, and after apologizing to you for the sight you had to see and sending you on your way, he continues, but with a new sexy plotline in mind where you decide to help him out.

Harvey: It’s only natural to get your urges out in a way like this, it was perfectly healthy, so why did Harvey feel so much shame for you walking in on him? He apologized profusely despite you being the one to enter his room without knocking, remaining apologetic for the next week as he can’t imagine what you think of him. He feels too awkward to bring it up again, hoping it just works itself out and you completely forget what you’ve seen. 

Sam: Sam nearly loses the rest of his dignity when you walk in the room, turning over so only his butt is visible as he tries to hastily pull his pants up. He tries to start a casual conversation, asking why you were there and if you needed him for something important, but the elephant remained firmly in the room. He quietly said ‘sorry’ for perhaps seeing something you didn’t want to see, promising that he’d be smarter about it next time around. 

Sebastian: He thinks he’d rather be dead than be in this moment right now, wondering why he didn’t remember to lock his door this time around. He covers himself up and can barely talk, shouting out a “Get out!” in a panicked tone that leaves you quickly backpedaling out the door. He can’t look you in the eye afterward, and it’s a few months before he can fully let the embarrassment go.

Shane: Shane is so thankful that it’s you that walks in and not either of the people he lives with even if this is ridiculously embarrassing. He blubbered out some excuse but realized that his dick was still out, covering himself up as his sex drive quickly works itself back down. He didn’t often feel the urge to masturbate but when he did he tried to get it over with quickly; he realized he should take his time more, at least enough time to actually lock his door. 

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Let Alucard have nice things!

This doubles as both a headcanon description and a rant so here goes:

I just got done watching the 3rd season of Castlevania and I am not happy. I have two things two say about it. This contains spoilers for the series so you have been warned.

First complaint and observation:

Did anybody get the feeling that the show was supposed to end after the second season but didn't? That everything was wrapped up nicely, Dracula was dead, the big world destruction war was halted, we were shown what the trio would be doing after everything etc. Like it was meant to end there but then a conversation like this happened:

Castlevania team: And that’s a wrap everybody! The good guys took down Dracula in an epic fight, the world was saved, Job Done! Time to move on to new things.

Shareholders, producers, etc: Uhh, actually we already signed you up for a 3rd season. So you might want to get on that.

Castlevania Team: What! But we weren't prepared for a third season! The whole plot is wrapped up! What are we supposed to do?

Shareholders, producers, etc: Don’t know but you better get to figuring it out.

Castlevania: I guess we will just game of thrones it terribly then and hope we make it through.

Because that is what it felt like happened. There seemed to be no overarching plot, just four separate ones and only two of them is even remotely together. They take two side characters Issac and Hector and give them there own plotlines. Issac gets the Denarius treatment for no real reason other than to seemingly follow in Dracula’s footsteps and Hector gets dragged to Camilla’s realm because, she needs a forge master to grow an army so she can take over what has been fractured. They split up the trio, suddenly giving Serphia and Trevor a romantic relationship with little to nothing building up to it and throw them in a quest to keep Dracula from coming back after some crazy monks due some occult doctor who style shenanigans to open a portal to other worlds. And while that is going on, Alucard aka Adrian Tepes gets left alone guarding his fathers now broken castle and the Belmont’s treasure trove for months after everything has happened.

Which flows into my Second point:

Alucard got done dirty in the third season!

We watch as Alucard deals with the mental repercussions of what he did, alone. We watch as he deals with the loneliness of being out in the middle of nowhere alone for months with none to talk too. And we see the toll it is taking on him albeit comedically. 

Then the siblings come in. 

They come to him for help and education on fighting vampires back in their homeland, something that Alucard is more than happy to help with. One, because he has company again and Two, passing on the knowledge to the new generation seemed fitting.

During the time they stay he grows fond of them and they him. You see them training and horsing around, eating meals together and other wholesome shenanigans.

You get to see a conversation where the sibling talk about how they notice how lonely he has been and how they believe he stays out here to punish himself and maybe they should do something for him before they move on. And it’s all like “aww that is so sweet!”

Then you see Alucard trying to sleep and failing miserably in his bed. Even so far as wondering if he should get a coffin to sleep in. Then you see the siblings show up in the door way and begin walking towards him in the bed saying , in a very sultry voice, how alone he must have been, how he should deserve a reward, ectera. Followed by them getting all hot and steamy with him.

 The scene makes a point to show how much Alucard is enjoying this attention, and how happy it is making him. Your watching it and it’s like “Maybe it's gonna be one of those fond memories he will be able to look back on after their gone.” or “Maybe they will become some Badass monster hunting thruple and Alucard wont be alone anymore.”

Nope! Not today in my Grim Dark Gothic Fantasy World!

They instead, after giving Alucard the night of his life, put these metal cuffs on him that shoot out a bunch of ropes that tie him in classic Jesus on a cross position and then proceed to try and kill him. 

Why?

Because the were under the belief he was lying and holding things back from them, and in particular about the castle not being able to move. And they were tired of being lied to.

Luckily for Alucard they didn't realize his sword could move on its own and they weren’t alive for much longer because of it but...Really?

Why? Why do this to him?

He lost his mother to a witch hunt, he had to kill his own father and now this? All in little over a year? What the Hell man!?

Let the Dhampire have nice things! He deserves better than this!

So, I made a headcannon to soothe me angry brain.

I took a fantasy race of mine that was inspired by the Crusnics of Trinity Blood and added them in to Castlevania. In Particular one specific one.

Name: Floki 

Age: Around Adrian’s age give or take a few months.

Hair: Black

Eyes: Mismatched blue/green

Height: About the same as Adrien’s perhaps a little taller.

Personality: Mischevious, HArdworking, Loves deeply, Fiercly but wisely protective, loves to work with his hands, loves to learn more about the world and how it works. Deeply fond of Adrian even though he hasn’t seen him in a few years. Also, a smidge psychotic, but just a smidge.

Floki is part of a race of beings referred to as “The Old Ones”. They are a race similar in habit to the Vampire but they feed off vampires, night creatures and other supernatural beings over humans. They are immensely powerful, even at young ages and have been rumored to be the source of some of the gods of Ancient Mythology. 

Floki’s father (Yet named)  was Dracula’s mentor and where he got much of his scientific knowledge from in his early years. They became friends during his teaching and even after parting ways, would still occasionally see each other every few half centuries or so to trade information and chat.

During this time, Floki’s father was desperately trying to have children of his own and failing. At one point believing that he was sterile and unable to father children. Something Dracula knew as well and so hid Lisa’s pregnancy from him for fear of making his sadness worse.

However, a few months later, It was revealed that his current love was with child and Floki was born accompanied by much drunken Norse revelry.

When the two men met again a few years later, Floki was brought with his father to show to Dracula that he finally had a child. A moment where Dracula also revealed his son and Where Floki met Adrian.

Floki showed Adrian what it was like to play and horse around. They would play pretend out in the woods, get dirty, skin thier knees, the works. And where one was, you would find the other close by.

The visits between the two powerful men became more frequent due to the boys wish to see each other, not that the parents minded all that much.

Over time Floki’s affection for Adrian would change and deepen. His longing to stay by his friends side would get stronger and one fateful afternoon when Adrian got hurt, FLoki would realize how he had fallen in love with him.

Adrian would never know this however, due to Floki’s unstable powers at the time, his sub par control of his hunger and the fear of hurting him.

As they got older, and partly to the above, their visits to see each other would lessen and by the time they were full grown, had stopped entirely. 

That is until Floki Heard of Lisa’s death at the hands of the church.

Even with his incredible power to teleport far distances it took him several months to reach Wallachia. He didn’t seek out Adrian immediately though, too curious to see the truth of what happened.

Each of “The Old Ones” Has a unique skill that is developed and evolved over time, according to personality, interest, skill and homeland. Due to Floki’s curiosity, his love for history and his desire to see how it all works together, he developed what he liked to call, memory recall.

His skill allowed him to see memories of the past through people, objects or locations where something that evoked strong emotional or magical reactions in the area happened. And if there was no such thing, if the event was more recent, if he had access to people that were there and stood on the location, he could see and feel the event as if he lived it.

Lisa’s death held him up in an inn for several days trying to chase the feeling of flames on  his skin. Dracula’s anger and grief laid him up for even longer as he cried himself sick. 

Gregit was better though, seeing the man who did the deed getting called out by a demon and then eaten gave him a bit of satisfaction.

Briela was fascinating though. He had to meet whomever managed to capture the ever moving castle.

By the Time Floki would arrive at the now defunk castle and underground hold, the siblings bodies are already outside on pikes.

This doesn't scare him away of course, and to find out why they were there he uses his memory recall. Where he sees through there eyes what they did to Adrian, albeit a little fuzzy. But is able to hear what the twins were thinking in that moment and see, just for a short time, Adrian tied to the bed afraid and hurt.

This causes him to snap his fingers and cause the corpses to burst into flames.

An action that draws Adrian’s attention causing a little bit of a fight before they recognize each other.

Over the next while Adrian allows Floki to stay and fix the castle as well as the Belmont estate and work towards getting the transportation engine online again. Eventually. 

Overtime, all of Floki’s feelings come back with a vengeance and he gives as much attention and TLC to Adrian as he allows. Eventually getting Adrian to allow him close enough to see though his memory what the siblings had done to him

A scene that will either start a few revelations with both Adrian and FLoki or lead to a very steamy situation. Possibly both.

But it all ends in Adrian getting all the Love and TLC that man deserves after the hell he was put through.

I just hope they aren’t trying to set him up to become an antagonist later... 

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My Canon Shepard comes in Two Versions.

I am a long time lover of OG bioware games like Dragon Age and Mass Effect. Especially since it lets my writers brain make up insane backstories for my created characters. 

My canon Shepard originally came in one variation that evolved over time with canon research and better more logical ideas. This changed however after I saw this post a while back: https://caffinedragon.tumblr.com/post/628562727891337216/fic-inspiration

The above post is a reblog on my secondary blog I use to save inspiration on and everything else I don’t share here.

After finding the above post my Shepard got a secondary version. A Dhampire version. I will Explain both below.

Human Shepard

Name: Nathaniel Shepard

Age:28

Hair: Black

Eyes: Green

Class: Infiltrator

Background: War Hero

Biotic: Yes, but doesn't use it often because it backfire’s on him if he uses his higher tier abilities for two long. Also, no implant because he was never recorded to exist until he was nearly 18. Explanation Below.

History: Nathaniel Shepard was part of an experiment headed by a corporation(s) that wanted to try to make a biotic super soldier. Yeah, I know, it’s a trope but classic tropes are the best tropes.

By the time he was 6 he was shown to have nearly Asari Matriarch levels of power, Only problem was the feedback into his body when he used his higher levels of abilities. It often cause his nerves to run raw and cause him great pain throughout his whole body once the energy was released. An aspect that didn’t get better as he got older.

Around his sixth year of life those that funded the project decided it was not worth the effort and tried to kill the remaining subjects still alive. Nathaniel was able to survive it with the help of one of the scientists who heard about it and got him out before begin gunned down.

For the next two years Nathaniel was a station rat, hiding in the vents and lost tunnels, subsisting on anything he could find and studying all the various people he came across.

He lived like this until he came to the aid of a Drell Assassin named Dreia whom was impressed by his skill and took him in, further expanding his knowledge of survival and teaching the ways of an Assassin.

When he turned 11 the devastating diagnosis of Keprel’s Syndrome stopped the last few happy years he had in it’s tracks. A year later, she was able to schedule a lung transplant but a few of her old enemies learned of the procedure and used it as a way to kill her. 

An act that they succeeded in and Nathaniel witnessed, sending him into a vengeful mission, killing up the chain with his new found abilities.

He does this over the next four years, his final target getting a bullet in his side before their life left them.

While Nathaniel waited on a rooftop for death to claim him as sickness set in, he spies an Alliance patrol walking right into an ambush.

Using what strength he has left, he draws his old sniper rifle and is able to break the ambush saving the squads life.

The leader, Captain Anderson, in return saving his life by not only keeping one of the enemies from dealing a final blow to his weakened form but saving him from a triple max prison by conscripting him into the Alliance military.

A deal he had no problem making, because it would give him 3 square, a bed, and a roof.

The rest you know.

Now the Secondary Dhampire Version...

Name: Same as above

Age: 200

Hair: Same

Eyes: Purple

Class: Same

Background: Same

Biotic: Wasn’t originally. He had mild telepathic abilities( Low Grade Jedi Mind Trick and surface thoughts if he touches you or if your thinking very loud. Second ability can be turned off at will though.) and low grade telekenisis. He coudl essentially lift no heavier than his sniper rifle. When he was exposed to Eezo accidentally however it augmented and boosted his telekinesis, much to his dismay.

History:

Supernatural beings have always been around and are more like advanced mutated humans. Vampires being the most long lived. Lifespans around the same length as Asari.

However, as Medical and scientific technology increased the less they could hide until they were eventually revealed in the late 2050′s. Unlike other minority groups of the time however, when targeted by the majority, it was revealed that due to a lot of these mutated humans long lifespans that they had been playing the long game for centuries and had their hands in many pies. Many of which would bring whole infrastructures down. 

A lot of that power was used to bring more justice to the oppressed and even the playing field. Helping many of those groups get the rights and ways of life that they deserved. Even if they just worked from the shadows. 

They had nothing to due with starting the First Contact War but were more than happy to help with ending it peacefully.

They wanted to explore the stars too.

Nathaniel Shepard himself was born to a male vampire and a human woman who loved to explore, travel and help people. He spent most of his childhood traveling earth and exploring with his parents.

When his mother died of old age he continued the tradition of helping others and exploring the unknown in his mothers name. Making a name for himself for several decades.

Until he hit a slump after a particularly harsh expedition where many people died, including his husband at the time.

Unfortunately, seemingly to make things worse, eezo was being purposely dropped to expose people to the element. he was caught in one of the blasts. The element not killing him but instead augmenting the telekinetic powers he already possessed.

He later agreed to a study to see what it had done to him. only to have to break himself out after the lab tried to force him to stay against his will and repeatedly used various drugs to keep him sedated enough to perform painful and torturous experiments on him.

When he broke out, the company that ran the lab tried to have him locked away, among other things, because of what he knew. His father was able to pull some strings, and though he couldn't clear the charges completely he was able to make a deal. 

Nathaniel can join the Alliance Military.

Even though it started out as something that kept him from wrongful execution he found that he enjoyed his new position. AS it helped him to be able to pull himself back up on his feet again. Becoming a firm but kind commander that was loved and respected by most under his command. 

Currently both romance Kaiden but that may change for one of them. I haven't decided yet.

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Valenwind but the Demons are Symbiotes.

This is my most recent head cannon of the valenwind ship. I had this idea after watching and getting into the venom fandom for a while and this idea came to me. Instead of the demons just being monsters determined to destroy Vincent or being representatives of different parts of his psyche, I decided to make them a race of beings of their own. That come in two types and come from the life stream.

Symbiotes, once they leave the life stream, need to either have a host to survive, or have been around long enough and become strong enough that they can form their own body. 

Parasites are symbiotes that became predatory either to other symbiotes or to the hosts they inhabit and only consume them when they bond. 

A symbiote can be both or go from one to the other and back if they choose too.

Chaos or Cass as he is called in my potential fic is the oldest and one of the strongest of the symbiotes in existence. He met Vincent when Vincent was a child and saved him from getting lost in the woods. In return, Vincent and his family gave him the resources to form a body and became Vincent's de-facto adopted brother and was with Vincent for most of his life. Until Hojo came in.

When Hojo came in he not only took Vincent but found Chaos as well and through much pain and trauma put Chaos into Vincent, bonding them together. But when he also tried to put Death Gigas and Hellmasker in, Chaos had to use nearly all of his strength to subdue them so they didn't kill Vincent and ended up giving birth to Galien Beast to protect Vincent while he went dormant to recover.

When the group first meets Galien, it’s when they meet the Materia Keeper in the mountains and she rips it a new one after it nearly kills the party. Unfortunately because of the fear the group shows off it makes Galien back away and act aggressively and they deem her dangerous.

When they meet Cid, he finds offense that nobody seems to introduce Vincent to him and takes it upon himself to Introduce himself to the man. Not scared of the man at all. A fact that interests Vincent since the rest of the group seems to be at the least wary of him.

When Galian comes out again, she backs up into a corner after killing the monsters and exhibits the same aggressive behavior from before. Cid see’s this and is the first to notice that she is just scared and yells at the rest of the group, “Put your fucking weapons away! It’s just scared and your making it Fucking worse!”

Cid, in a country boy fashion that includes several pieces of jerky, is able to gently calm her down and win her over. Proving to the group that she means no harm and is actually the sweetest werewolf creature on the planet.

Vincent is incredibly thankful and amazed and begins to trust the gruff pilot because of this.

When Death Gigas comes out, Cid reacts similarly as before but quickly realizes that Death Gigas is more like an angry child that is constantly overwhelmed by everything. Leaning more towards him being on the autistic spectrum in terms of mannerisms. Needs more research though. He is much harder to win over but eventually this one eventually at least lets Cid near him and later the rest of the group.

After this though Vincent starts feeling Hellmasker begin to stir and issues a warning to not just Cid but the group. He also fully explains the remaining two symbiotes to Cid, knowing what may be to come. It is the first time Cid has seen Vincent truly afraid of something.

Hellmasker, unlike the two they had met, is a manipulative psychopath and a parasite. He loves to destroy any hosts they are apart of by destroying thier lives first. Vincent knows that, as soon as he is able to take over, the group and most importantly Cid, would be in great danger.

And unfortunately, the only one strong enough to stop him was Chaos who was still laying dormant.

And just as expected, Hell masker starts to manipulate and pick at Vincent's mind as soon as he realized he is awake. He whispers into Vincent’s head about all the things wrong he has done, starts forcibly taking over to mess with the rest of the group, and then starts going after Cid once he figures out that Vincent had started to grow feelings for him. 

However, during one of the conversations he has with Hell masker, he realizes that, for some strange reason, Hell masker only has knowledge of his memory form before he was locked away. Hell masker could still access Vincent's thoughts as he thought them but any attempt to search his memory from after that point Hell masker couldn’t get.

(Something about how traumatic the force bonding was when Hell masker was put in made it unable to completely connect to Vincent's mind. Still working on it.)

Once this is revealed Hell masker turns instead to Galian and Death gigas, attacking one and manipulating the other. In hopes he can become the only one left and take over Vincent completely in order to consume him.

After a time Vincent is rendered incapacitated by the fighting inside of his own body and the sounds of Galian and Death gigas trying to fight off the much stronger Hell masker. 

The group watch the fight, much like Venom and Riot at the end of the movie, but sourcing form Vincent's open mouth. AS they watch Death gigas get consumed and Hell masker going after Galian they hear something seemingly bust open inside of Vincent.

(Think Vincent on his knees, head thrown back, mouth open, but from out of his mouth is a large gooey mass with multiple colors fighting each other floating above him.)

And another symbiote enters the fight. Right before the new symbiote starts ripping the other apart and consuming it, they hear “NO! How are you out?” “You attacked what is mine. I woke up.”

After the last two symbiotes sink back into Vincent he collapses and is rendered unconscious. However after a few moments, Vincent groans a bit, but a different voice comes out and instead of red eyes , the eyes are molten gold.

When Cid asks, “Vin, is that you?”

He hears, “Vincent Valentine isn’t available right now, please leave a message after the beep. BEEEEP.”

Chaos is proven to be a wise ass who swears at about the same rate as Cid does but talks more freely than Vincent about anything and everything. Not too mention how brutally honest he can be. It ruffles some feathers.

Especially when Cass takes over to give a few members of the group a few hard truths.

But Cid and Cass get along fabulously.

Chaos is also the hardest shipper of Cid and Vin and is the best friend rooting the two of them on.