did i go out to buy textile paint but didnt find any?
maybe
did i buy another notebook istead cuz im taht kind of gay piece of shit?
you can bet your ass i did
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This was too brilliant to not share with you all.
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were getting close my dudes
THIS WILL NEVER HAPPEN ON TUMBLR BUT
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when you got those anger issues and you just wake up and your little brotger keeps yelling random bullshit and coming up to you without stopping to talk and you dont wanna scream at him because hes 8 and doesn't want anything bad just to tell you something because it brings him joy so you lock yourself in the bathroom pretending to take a massive shit and then you come back and hes still talking amd now playing the new animal crossing you couldnt get but with sound on amd those fucking villager voices mate tgey drive you even more insane but you still dont wanna loose it so you writing a stupid kinda shitpost on tumblr FUCKING HELP MY HEAD IS GOING TO EXPLODE
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Ready for spring
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nvm no need to tell anyone cuz im still fucking gay
i miss ur hands on my back
and ur breath on my neck
but i cant tell you
cuz my mouth just wont fucking open
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who will win the top or the bottom?
I simultaneously want to grow out my nails to look like an ancient warlock but I also want to keep them short for practical purposes. Do I paint them black to express the constant dread of rotting necromancy or do I keep them bare and shiny to look like a well-polished vampire? Which shall weigh out more, I wonder?
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i miss ur hands on my back
and ur breath on my neck
but i cant tell you
cuz my mouth just wont fucking open
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i did a thing and im proud of it and im drunk and i need appreciation please
fingergunsnroses
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idk bout efficient but in not funny you got your point
How many germans do you need to change a lightbulb?
One, we are very efficient and not funny
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ah yes the 4 directions of the sky
north, south, west and communism
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new name new luck
rubx,,si,gie
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yeah
GAME IDEA REBLOG THIS AND TRY TYPING YOUR URL EYES CLOSED
VD&diydgbyt-buh
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nice one
rainbow reflection on water
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mood
IM GAY!! IM GAY IM GAY IM GAY
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*whispered chanting* money dog money dog money dog money dog money dog money dog money dog
this is the money dog, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!
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