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brain rot is going crazy all of a sudden, i love these four. i love them sm i want more content of them pls 🙏 they are so family coded
sabito, looking at the ground: um- sensei..? would you be mad if hypothetically speaking, like it’s super hypothetical, if i accidentally chopped off giyuu’s ponytail while using real swords for training?
urokodaki: …is that why giyuu’s currently sobbing on his knees screaming at the sky?
sabito: … yes..
makomo: aww man… i wanted to do giyuu’s hair… :(
giyuu, hysterically crying: I CANT HAVE ANYTHING
urokodaki: i can’t have peace.
a few hours later
giyuu: does my hair look okay?
sabito: yeah! it looks great dude!
makomo: your hair is so soft and fluffy…
giyuu: thanks…!
urokodaki: i’m going to be honest…
giyuu: i don’t like that
urokodaki: you kinda look like me when i had my black hair, but without the tiny ponytail.
giyuu: oh! that’s… so cool!
urokodaki: not very subtle proud dad noises
short hair giyuu is so cute and his family loves it too
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hashira incorrect quotes cause i’m bored 😔
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Giyuu: Hello, my name is Failure, and you're watching my life crumble into pieces.
Giyuu: *waves their finger and sings like they're in a Disney Channel intro*
Shinobu : Can you keep a secret?
Giyuu: Do you know anything about my life?
Shinobu : No, I don't. Good point.
Muichiro : What was that?
Kyojuro: My shirt fell.
Muichiro : It sounded a lot heavier than that.
Giyuu: They were in it.
Kyojuro: Muichiro , what do you have?
Muichiro : A KNIFE!
Kyojuro: Okay, have fu-
Kanroji : NO!
Tengen : Where are my fucking keys?
Gyomei: Tengen , Muichiro is around, can you say it a little nicer?
Tengen : May I ascertain the whereabouts of my FUCKING KEYS?!
Kanroji , carrying a box: What would you say if- if I, hypothetically, came home with 7 kittens one day?
Shinobu : …
Shinobu : What’s in the box?
Kanroji : What woul-
Shinobu : Kanroji , what’s in the box?
Kanroji : I think you know.
Sanemi: I woke up and chose VIOLENCE. I WILL COMMIT ARSON AND BURN EVERYTHING TO THE GROUND!!! I AM ANGRY-
Giyuu: Awwww, you’re so adorable! Give me a hug
Sanemi: Wh-What? nO, yOURE SUPPOSED TO BE SCARED OF ME! TREMBLE BEFORE MY WRATH-
Tengen , recording: This is so cute.
Tengen: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?
Giyuu: Several traffic violations.
Kyojuro: Three counts of resisting arrest.
Sanemi : Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.
Obanai: Also, that’s not our car.
Tengen: You're a loose cannon, Giyuu.
Giyuu: No, I'm not. I'm a cannon maybe, but a loose cannon? Is that what you think of me?
Kyojuro: I think you play by your own rules.
Sanemi : No way, they think rules were made to be broken.
Tengen: Those are all attributes of a loose cannon.
Giyuu: No, I'm just a reckless renegade. Obanai is a loose cannon.
Obanai: *smashes a chair*
Tengen: Poison is a magic transmutation potion that turns people into corpses.
Giyuu: This knife is actually a magic wand.
Kyojuro: Meet me in the Denny’s parking lot for a wizard duel.
Sanemi : *cocks gun* Magic missile.
Obanai: What the fuck is wrong with you people.
Tengen: We’ve been conducting an ongoing study to see what Kyojuro will and will not eat.
Giyuu: Grass? Yes!
Tengen: Moss? Yes!!
Giyuu: Leaves? Ohh, yes!
Tengen: Shoelaces? Strange but true!
Giyuu: Worms? Sometimes!
Tengen: Rocks? Usually nah.
Giyuu: Twigs? Usually!
Tengen: Obanai's cooking? Inconclusive!
Sanemi : How did you… test this?
Tengen: You just hand them stuff and say ‘eat this’ and if they eat it, they eat it.
Sanemi : ... I don’t know how to feel about this.
Obanai: IS THAT WHERE ALL MY SPARE SHOELACES WENT?
Tengen: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life
Giyuu: Self-esteem, haven't seen you in years!
Kyojuro: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this!
Sanemi : I knew I lost that potential somewhere!
Obanai: My moral code, is that you?
Tengen:
Tengen: I was just gonna show you this cool trunk my mother left me but do you guys need a hug?
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links to the generators i used!! :
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ok, adding a bit more to my last post, which is EXTREMELY underrated and probably forgettable from like everyone (except those few) is that, giyuu almost fuckin died in the mountain??? like the mf wouldve died from hypothermia or starvation or both even if that hunter didn’t find him.
and it just… baffles me when like people headcanon giyuu to really enjoy winter (which you still can, i can’t stop y’all so you do you fr fr), the mf almosf died in the winter, i don’t think he’d find the winter very enjoyable anymore after that. but hey, that’s me fr
i genuinely don’t think that he enjoys the cold anyway, but that just solidified for him. he gets the good ol’ seasonal depression pretty bad, and he don’t like it. he’s sad and mad at the same time but weirdly relaxed (save him)
another things is that he lost feeling in his fingers, he was wayyyy to cold when he passed out from exhaustion. no more finger feeling for giyuu 😔
and one more super underrated things is when he was called crazy, i’d imagine that it happened in a crowd, and he just- was so overwhelmed and confused and felt so alone at that moment that he promised himself that he would never speak in a crowd again. he just wants to make sure he doesn’t get hurt like that again.
he’s a sad, sassy young man, and i love him for that fr (a lil too relatable)
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Urokodaki Sakonji

Realized this the other night and it made me sad so be sad with me.
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Giyuu and Tanjiro are the only students of Urokodaki to be alive (that it least I'm aware of). And both will die within 5-10 years. Making it very possible that Urokodaki will out live all his students.
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a thought just like- popped into my head rn
so like- alive makomo and sabito right?? banger au and all that
one thing that is very common in the aus is that if giyuu was like, being berated and teased by anyone, sabito would usually be the first to be like “leave him alone” or something. even though giyuu is more than capable of defending himself, he’s just a sassy guy who does NOT give a fuck
but, i feel like makomo would be the one to immediately defend giyuu.
she’s already done that before in canon when the hand demon insulted and laughed at urokodaki and the previous students (that did get her killed tho)
she would be so ready to jump someone for her best buddy giyuu (sabito would join dw)
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giyuu, ranting about how obanai called him ‘rat faced’: yeahhh, it didn’t hurt that badly, not that i care about it much
sabito: giyuu, you really need to stand up for yourself more often—
makomo: where does he live.
giyuu and sabito: no
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i’m so normal about them
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what if i made this much worse mwehehe

that’s the lil baby face sabito swore to protect with his life for as long as he could
but that wasn’t very long and sabito genuinely regretted that, he’s seen giyuu grow into the man he KNEW that he wasn’t supposed to be
applying the medium giyuu headcanon to this, sabito has tried to comfort giyuu the best he could in his ghostly form
he sees giyuu’s distant and cold face and just feels like he ruined that baby boys bright smile.
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i love sabigiyuu… platonic or romantic… maybe in this case it’s platonic (they are so angsty and silly i hate them)
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not to seem like i stared at him for a hot minute but the pumpkins are like baby yuu and tsutako :((

HES SO CUTE I LOVE HIM AND HIS SISTER SM
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thinking about tengen, sanemi, and giyuu + the bond the three must have formed after the final war sighhhhh
the last three hashira, stained by the smear of grief, collpasing into each other’s presence because who else do they have? who else can they go to? everyone else is dead. no one else can understand.
thinkin about how sanemi and giyuu would probably be so fragile, so out of it, they wouldn’t be able to live alone anymore. and how tengen would gladly take them in because he knows he can’t handle losing anymore of his people, either.
thinking about their last few years together shared under one roof, about the memories, about the friendships, about the nights spent waking up to screaming, and the subsequent mornings spent praying at overcrowded graveyards.
thinkin about sanemi and giyuu dying the day they turn twenty five and thinking about the way tengen, the last hashira, would have to face it all alone.
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tengen, sanemi, and giyuu all seeing muichiro as their greatest failure.
the youngest of them, the small innocent boy who was dealt a bad hand in life and ended up in the midst of bloodshed. the tiny little fourteen year old who could be a disrespectful little brat when he wanted to be, but carried himself decades older than most.
the fact they couldn’t save him- the fact they never found his body- weighs on them like no other. they can’t even speak of it, they can’t utter his name, the pressure in their chests suffocating. it hurts just to think of him.
i like to think they set up an unmarked, casket-less grave for little muichiro. they’ll visit it every sunday and in the quiet morning, the three surviving hashiras will watch the clouds go by. it’s all they have left of him.
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my favorite headcanon ever is tomioka somehow becoming an older brother figure to the children in the demon corps
like here’s this pitiful ultra quiet wet dog looking guy whose trudging around the world like it hates him. and. and then there are like eight kids half his size wilingly trailing behind him like baby ducklings in a pond, staring up at him with wide sparkling eyes
idk theres just something so special to me about older parental/brother figure x the children he unwillingly adopts trope UGHBDNAKNS
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my favorite headcanon ever is tomioka somehow becoming an older brother figure to the children in the demon corps
like here’s this pitiful ultra quiet wet dog looking guy whose trudging around the world like it hates him. and. and then there are like eight kids half his size wilingly trailing behind him like baby ducklings in a pond, staring up at him with wide sparkling eyes
idk theres just something so special to me about older parental/brother figure x the children he unwillingly adopts trope UGHBDNAKNS
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how the fandom collectively decided that giyuu is the fandom bicycle, just so shippable and fuckable by almost all adult characters in the entire kny series is just so amazing to me
the pillars? literally so much chemistry with sanemi. every genre fits them. angst? fluff? crack? SMUT? 👌👌👌 YES.
also literally any above-mentioned category with other adult pillars. but especially tooth-rotting fluff with rengoku? being uzui's 4th spouse? love-hate relationship with obanai? ENORMOUS size difference with gyomei? even mitsugiyuu makes so MUCH SENSE. Don't get me started with shinogiyuu, tbh they're the first pairing I've ever thought of when I was new to the series. I love them so much.
giyuu's classic childhood friend genre with sabito. y'all can slap so much angst, what-ifs and fluff, crack with sabigiyuu. the astronomical amount of ideas you can do with them IS ASTONISHING AND ASTOUNDING. I can't even
the upper moons? My god i have a fic underway with giyuu x upper moons (except daki) with them fighting for his ass. i especially love akagiyuu and kokugiyuu. douma my insane husband is also in. lots of dead-dove-do-not-eat warnings for this guy. if you want to be extra spicy, you could pair giyuu with literally the four inside out clones of hantengu. if you're a lil messed up and creative, you can be innovative with gyokko. Gyutaro is also nice with him hate-praising giyuu like he did with tengen.
Just
The fucking list is so long.
I love giyuu so much
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I absolutely love how artists will draw Giyuu as either
A) the most ethereal beautiful handsome man you’ve ever seen in your life


or B) some bedraggled mangy cat you found under your trailer that has never known anything his whole life


He is so silly. What a man (creature)
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It’s actually killing me how canonically kind and sensitive Giyuu is.
He stitched the haori’s of his two loved ones together and wore it for years. He remembered Murata’s name after all this time. He felt so strongly about Sabito’s death he had to repress his feelings entirely to function again. He gave two siblings a chance to try to find a way to cure becoming a demon despite his duty to do otherwise. In the manga he helped Mitsuri up when Tengen accidentally knocked her over at the first pillar meeting we see. He wanted to try and befriend Sanemi by giving him his favorite snack.
The fact that he went from smiling so wide and tearing up over his friend slapping him to showing hardly any emotions at all–just so he wouldn’t succumb to the despair and hopelessness of his grief, just so he could keep living–it’s so heartbreaking.
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Imagine the 104th f%cking around over wolffe’s name, calling themselves the Wolfpack™️ at the beginning of the war. They even went to plo asking if they can call him wolf leader, only got kicked out by their super embarrassed commander and sent to the sanitary duty.
Plo didn’t say anything so they thought he either a) didn’t catch that or b) didn’t bother to acknowledge their shit. And then on their next mission he suddenly went wolf leader to wolfpack and the whole comm channel was filled with sounds of clones gasping.
Anakin witnessed this once and went 100000% jealousy and announced that he wanna be the trex leader.
#star wars#commander wolffe#plo koon#rex told him to f!ckoff#there were mysterious tiny-armed gen skywalker graffiti on walls of the resolute the next day
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Plo: whoops, how clumsy of me I have dropped some inappropriate (wink) literature in the workplace, but zounds! I am needed in the next room. I hope no one accidentally picks it up and reads it! (Hurries off leaving suspicious pamphlet on the ground)
Fox: is your General trying to sneak you porn? (Takes nonplussed sip of caf)
Wolffe: no he's trying to get us to unionize.
Fox: (spits out caf)
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*during their monthly check-in call*
Fox: Alright, I'm bored, let's have a little competition. What's the weirdest thing your generals have done or can do?
Bly, dreamily: General Secura doesn't do anything weird, she's great... Fox: Bly's in love with his general, in other news water is wet, moving on! Rex: Sometimes General Skywalker just straight-up eats bugs. He doesn't cook them or anything, he just finds a bug and eats it. Fox: Now that's the kind of garbage I'm looking for! Next! Ponds: Sometimes General Windu will be about to make a decision and just stare really hard at whatever he's making a decision about for an uncomfortably long time. Then he'll shotgun like 10 space-Advil and keep going. Fox: I am both concerned and impressed, next! Wolffe: General Koon has made Separatist generals straight up surrender just by using his Disappointed Dad Voice™️ on them. Fox: Wow, that's- Cody: My general can talk to the dead. The Rest of Them: ... Cody: Get fucked.
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