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Forgive me, begging your finest pardon, but this goofy motherfucker staged an assassination attempt, stole the election (sorry you’ll never be able to convince me that 77 million people actually voted for him and that he won all seven swing states fair and square, ain’t no fuckin way), tanked the economy, is actively kidnapping and trafficking human beings off the streets with his own personal gestapo, and has now started World War Fucking Three with a country that hasn’t done anything, and he’s just gonna…get away with it? He’s not going to be removed from office??? Along with every other sociopathic freak of nature that helped him do it??? The most that’s gonna happen is another impeachment?? A slap on the wrist while he still gets to be president?? The guillotine is too kind and quick for him.

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My mom took this picture today at the protest in Hyannis, MA! ✨🫶🏻

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I hope Taylor Swift announces something tomorrow so it vastly overshadows anything the racist cheeto does to spite him for that tweet about her

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OH GOOD HEAVENS

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Propaganda I will never fall for is that Taylor Swift has had Botox/plastic surgery of any kind

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i’m ready for june. the purest month. the friday afternoon of summer, when the world hums with possibility. when spring kisses summer on the cheek, leaves behind a trail of ferns and dew. june is packing your suitcase for a trip. june is a sprinkler in the lawn. june is goodbye and hello all at once. every day feels like the first moment after you wake up, when the dreams still stick to your skin. we wander dazed and hazy in the infant months of heat and sun. we are lovely and unafraid

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Ok he said I can have 12 (I’ll make it 13 😉) Taylor songs, and they have to be *family friendly*. I also wanna make sure this playlist is 🇺🇸🫏💙🤘🏻you know what I mean??? So here’s the ones I’m thinkin:

-Sparks Fly

-Miss Americana

-Change

-Red

-YNTCD

-Cruel Summer

-lol should I do London Boy 😂

-King of my Heart

-The Alchemy

-Karma

-Fearless

-the last great American dynasty

-maybe either Long Live or Dear John

Ok guys so my husband owns an events company and they were hired to do our town’s 4th of July celebration this year, and he said I could make the Spotify pre show playlist!! He said it has to be at least 6 hours long so….how many Taylor songs do you think I can feasibly sneak in there?? 👀 🤭

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Ok guys so my husband owns an events company and they were hired to do our town’s 4th of July celebration this year, and he said I could make the Spotify pre show playlist!! He said it has to be at least 6 hours long so….how many Taylor songs do you think I can feasibly sneak in there?? 👀 🤭

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WAIT IM CRYING 🥹🥹😭😭

When debut comes out, it won't have to be called Taylor Swift (Taylor's Version) anymore. It will likely end up being called Taylor Swift (20 Year Anniversary Version)

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i wonder what unreleased songs she put in debut’s vault

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It’s the NYT cooking recipe by Margaux Laskey!

i am such a bad cook but i might try and pull this off

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i say this in all seriousness, a great way to resist the broad cultural shift of devaluing curiosity and critical thinking is to play my favorite game, Hey What Is That Thing

you play it while walking around with friends and if you see something and don't know what it is or wonder why its there, you stop and point and say Hey What Is That Thing. and everyone speculates about it. googling it is allowed but preferably after spending several minutes guessing or asking a passerby about it

weird structures, ambiguous signs, unfamiliar car modifications, anything that you can't immediately understand its function. eight times out of ten, someone in the group actually knows, and now you know!

a few examples from me and my friends the past few weeks: "why is there a piece of plywood sticking out of that pond in a way that looks intentional?" (its a ramp so squirrels that fall in to the pond can climb out) • "my boss keeps insisting i take a vacation of nine days or more, thats so specific" (you work at a bank, banks make employees take vacation in long chunks so if youre stealing or committing fraud, itll be more obvious) • "why does this brick wall have random wooden blocks in it" (theres actually several reasons why this could be but we asked and it was so you could nail stuff to the wall) • "most of these old factories we drive past have tinted windows, was that just for style?" (fun fact the factory owners realized that blue light keeps people awake, much like screen light does now, so they tinted the windows blue to keep workers alert and make them work longer hours)

been playing this game for a long time and ive learned (and taught) a fuckton about zoning laws, local history, utilities (did you know you can just go to your local water treatment plant and ask for a tour and if they have a spare intern theyll just give you a tour!!!) and a whole lot of fun trivia. and now suddenly you're paying more attention when youre walking around, thinking about the reasons behind every design choice in the place you live that used to just be background noise. and it fuckin rules.

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its crazy how teeth problems can fucking kill you and not only are dental services not free they cost a ludicrous amount and require an entirely different type of insurance than the rest of ur body. aside from the eyes, of course, which need a third type of insurance. What are we even doing man

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what’s your “odd” comfort movie? a movie that isn’t stereotypically comforting but does comfort YOU? mine’s conclave (2024)

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huge shout out to this little kid for writing my favorite poem