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Idgaf I’ll eat your stupid pussy

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saw a post abt someone complaining that another person hates drivers… mate this is sports how can you NOT have a team/drivers you despise…where’s your hater heart? where’s your want to see others fail so your driver succeeds?

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LOOKING GLASS

the problem with mirrors: max verstappen and oscar piastri

“the circle game,” margaret atwood

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the voices….

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there is nothing more humbling than walking into a booster juice and having to tell people your age you want a ‘funky monkey’ with power in it 😞😞

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hypothetically how would one get around to actually writing a book? hypothetically of course

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I would never condone watching F1 for free without subscribing to those expensive, corporate streaming sites that make millions from advertising other corporations.

And I would never condone clicking on this link to watch F1 pre-season testing and all the free practices, qualifying and races.

Don’t click on this link.

JOKES! Fuck that, free for all is what I say. No one should miss out on F1 because it’s expensive to watch.

Just to be clear…this is the link I am talking about. It streams F1 for free. FREE!

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Assigning a fermentation process to some of my fave drivers because I am bored and stressed about my FCIM exam

Carlos ~ Lactic acid

My fave fermentation process for my fave driver. So simple, so majestic, your beauty it’s like lactic acid’s pH: too high!

For real, we must need buffered solutions to have you (or sunglasses to not be blinded by your sunshine smile).

And you can produce polylatic acid? An environmentally friendly alternative to traditional plastics coming from oil? A biodegradable thermoplastic that degrades in 6 months/2 years against the 500/1000 years of traditional plastics?

Carlos, you are too good to be true!

Lando ~ Butanol

My babe, my love, my perfect biofuel that can easily be mixed with current oils up to 32%, easily be introduced in our market and our current engines.

You are amazing, and you can even produce acetone and ethanol at the same time all coming from the same Clostridium acetobutylicum!

The thing that I like the most about you, though, is your detoxification to restore ideal life conditions for organisms during the solventogenic phase.

Only a kind like you can purify himself and produce such useful things at the same time!

Oscar ~ Baker’s yeast

You’re more of a respiration process rather than a fermentation, but that’s alright because if you ask any kid what is an example of fermentation they’ll still say ‘yeast’!

And that’s what I love about you, simple and reliable, the best biocatalyst that one could ask for, Saccharomyces cerevisiae.

You can even produce ethanol in the presence of oxygen with the crabtree effect, show them our multifunctional king! He knows how to do both!

George ~ L-lysine

They’re jealous of you just because you get the most attention, but what can we say? No human or animal cells are able to produce you and yet we need you in our bones (quite literally), George!

This only means you’re one of a kind, and yet you are so hard to understand ugh: metabolic flux analysis + stoichiometric calculation + 13C analysis all to understand that you need a great deal of overexpressing pyruvate dehydrogenase and aspartate kinase.

But it’s alright, you deserve it all to shine!

Alex Albon ~ Ethanol

You can be produced by three different biocatalysts, and yet the most complicated one is also the best, Zymomonas mobilis.

But who cares? Your production is the best, you are one of the rare ones who uses the ED pathway, you’re there quietly in your corner with yields of 97%! WOAH! (Let’s ignore the glycerol and mannitol production uh)

Too high concentrations of you can cause a bit of a ruckus in the production, because you are an amphipathic product, you’re one of the few able to easily get through the bacterial cell and disrupt its equilibrium.

But that’s the way you make us feel when you smile and laugh, Alex! You make us go all crazy for you.

Esteban Ocon ~ Brewer’s yeast

Man, you are absolutely loved by those who actually know you (don’t listen to the others).

Such an interesting fermentation that you are, so many phases, so much growth. It’s a bit of a hustle to get the starch out of the barley grains, but it is all worth it.

To be more precise, I would think you are S. Cerevisiae kind of beer, a good ale beer with your caramel additives and fruity aroma.

The process to obtain you is as long as your height!

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doing him like a line

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Alex Albon and Carlos Sainz (F1 75 Live - February 18, 2025) 📷 Bryn Lennon

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there is a severe lack of George/Kimi fics…something must be done about this

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signed up for a creative writing class and now I’m stuck with writers block on top of my writers block for fics 😞

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thinking of F1 yuri while sighing dreamily and staring out the window

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i wanna fly you out to amsterdam /

george & max | ongoing, chapters 1 & 2 out of 3 | rated e | ao3

viviwestwoods atp you know what yeah. i’m fully expecting george to be at silverstone this weekend bc he’s gone absolutely silent on social media #please tell us king. #i’m dying here #we miss you #daily outfit post perhaps???????? #i’ll take anything atp — georgerussell ⇢ 3 min [Instagram story: The video shows a behind the scenes clip from their photoshoot at Silverstone. The person holding George’s phone had captured some of the moment when Max had begun to chase George down the track. The clip cuts off just before Max ends up on top of George. Caption over the video reads: ‘Forgot to share this one earlier in the year 😊 Good luck this weekend! maxverstappen1’]