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Imagine you had a nightmare, and waking up in a blind panic. Although you try to sit up in bed, your f/o draws you close, trying to calm you down. They're right there. They aren't leaving, you aren't in danger, you're safe in their arms. Their voice is still raspy from sleep, as they whisper gentle words of comfort. They won't let anything happen to you, they promise.

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Every day I think abt Dr. Habit & how much I wanna smooch him

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♡ Which F/O... Ask Meme #1 ♡

Which f/o wakes up the earliest?

Which f/o is always asking how to spell something?

Which f/o is ticklish?

Which f/o hogs all the blankets &/or room on the bed?

Which f/o likes sweet things & which f/o likes sour things?

Which f/o would give you piggy back rides?

Which f/o is great at cooking & which isn't allowed near a stove?

Which f/o is most comfortable with Pda?

Which f/o takes you on dates more often?

Which f/o dresses the nicest?

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Zxmbiehusband -> s-e-l-f-s-h-i-p

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god i. imagine sitting on a countertop and having your F/O place themselves between your legs and hug you around your waist and tuck their face into your tummy/chest while you gently pet their hair and listen to their contented hums and they push a soft kiss against you, applying just enough pressure that you can feel it through your clothes and. oh my fucking god just imagine them being that comfortable with you and just genuinely enjoying your presence bc they love you so much and appreciate how much you care for them

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Geralt of Rivia | 01x05 ➤ Bottled Appetites

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Self shippers are so powerful. They deadass said “I love this person so much that the fact that they’re fictional doesn’t mean shit” and you know what??? That’s so valid

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respect zzzzzzzzir

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how do you feel about people self shipping with hazbin characterd?

Please higher ur standards.... Get some self respect.... There's so many better characters that aren't from an ACTUAL garbage fire u could date... I'm begging

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as someone who's been feeling rly bad abt this lately:

ur not a bad person if seeing someone who shares ur f/o's makes u jealous nd uncomfy !!

remember that post abt how our brains don't care if a character is fictional, we lov our f/o's just as much as ppl lov each other irl !! fictional or not our feelings r just as strong. so it makes perfect sense that u, being in a relationship w this character, would feel jealous if u saw someone else in a relationship w the same character. it's normal nd it's ok !! ur not gross for it, ur not a bad person, nd ur f/o's wouldn't think any less of u.

as long as u stay in ur lane nd don't harrass/send hate 2 anyone who shares an f/o ur okay. ur feelings r valid !! ur f/o's lov u w all their heart, pls remember that 💖

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The struggle for content sometimes

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Imagine

Your f/o not being able to sleep because you’re not beside them. They remember you showing them how to use a mobile phone, you got them a simple one for Christmas so they could call or text whenever they want. So you’re not surprised when you get a frantic call at three in the morning and them whispering into the speaker as soon as you pick up,

“Love! are you there? can you hear me? am I doing this right? - God, I miss you!”

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hnnghgghghgh,,, imagine just,,, making ur super stoic f/o laugh for the first time,,, it's such a beautiful sound that you make it your life mission to hear it again,,,

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Imagine Beelzebub turning into a blushing mess when, they come to pick you up for date night. And they see you in formal clothing.

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Sharing a shower with your f/o concepts.

Taking a shower with your f/o love would include:

Fighting over water temperature.

Feeling anxious about being undressed and exposed in front of each other. (Perhaps it’s your first time being undressed in front of them.)

Scrubbing each other’s backs.

Your f/o washing your hair.

Whining about not getting enough water because they’re hogging it.

Trying not to get too distracted by each other.

Winding up getting too distracted anyway.

Flicking water at each other.

Spending way too long in the shower, both of you end up running late to your appointments.

Your f/o being too handsy, pinching and slapping your ass every chance they get.

98% making out 2% actually washing.

Complaining that you won’t share a shower with them again but you do it the very next week.

Your f/o getting out first and wrapping you up in a big fluffy towel.

Wearing matching robes.

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Imagine your f/o tearing up whenever you tell them “I love you”