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Kate: Anthony and I made a promise to never go to bed angry with each other-
Anthony: We’ve been awake for two days!
Kate: If YOU would just admit to being wrong!
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Benedict: I’ve been involved in a number of cults, both as a leader and a follower. You have more fun as a follower but make more money as a leader.
Colin: What the fuck??
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Eloise: [clicks pen]
Cressida: [clicks pen in response]
Penelope: Stop that.
Eloise: Stop what?
Penelope: You're talking about me in morse code.
Cressida: Yeah, that's what we're doing. In our very limited free time, we took a class on a very outdated, very unnecessary form of communication just so we could talk about you in front of you.
Eloise: That's exactly what we did.
Submitted by @benedictsvestcollection
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Penelope: I never thought that anyone would ever even want me.
Colin: I know the feeling.
Penelope: Oh please, with that ass? Give me a break.
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Daphne: Eloise, do you ever think before you speak?
Eloise: Sure! I think ‘Wow, that’s hilarious’, and then I say it.
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Gregory: Anthony will come up with a solution.
Anthony: I will try, but despite what you all may think, I am not Superman.
Eloise: Was anyone seriously thinking that?
Colin: No.
Benedict: Never.
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💌 sending this to the twelve nicest people who seem to have a good heart! Feel free to pass it along! if you got this, you must be pretty awesome
Thank you very much anon ❤️
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Violet: Are you drunk?
Benedict: Mother, please. I just had a glass of wine with dinner.
Violet: And what did you have for dinner?
Benedict: …Two bottles of wine.
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Ohhhh for the ask game Prudence + 12
Prudence + What’s a headcanon you have for this character
I headcanon that she is allergic to cats. Portia seems like a woman who would own a cat, but she can’t because Prudence cannot be around them. But that doesn’t stop Prudence from trying to pretend she does not have allergies because she loves cats.
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Prudence: Could you be quiet?! I’m trying to think.
Penelope: Don’t worry, doing anything for the first time is difficult.
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Shall we play a game…
CHARACTER ASK GAME!!! 💫
Send a character + one or more of these question!
1. Why do you like or dislike this character?
2. Favorite canon thing about this character?
3. Least favorite canon thing about this character?
4. If you could put this character in any other media, be it a book, a movie, anything, what would you put them in?
5. What's the first song that comes to mind when you think about them?
6. What's something you have in common with this character?
7. What's something the fandom does when it comes to this character that you like?
8. What's something the fandom does when it comes to this character that you despise?
9. Could you be roommates with this character?
10. Could you be best friends with this character?
11. Would you date this character?
12. What's a headcanon you have for this character?
13. What's an emoji, an emoticon and/or any symbol that reminds you of this character or you think the character would use a lot?
14. Assign a fashion aesthetic to this character.
15. What's your favorite ship for this character? (Doesn't matter if it's canon or not.)
16. What's your least favorite ship for this character?
17. What's a ship for this character you don't hate but it's not your favorite that you're fine with?
18. How about a relationship they have in canon with another character that you admire?
19. How about a relationship they have in canon that you don't like?
20. Which other character is the ideal best friend for this character, the amount of screentime they share doesn't matter?
21. If you're a fic writer and have written for this character, what's your favorite thing to do when you're writing for this character? What's something you don't like?
22. If you're a fic reader, what's something you like in fics when it comes to ths character? Something you don't like?
23. Favorite picture of this character?
24. What other character from another fandom of yours that reminds you of them?
25. What was your first impression of this character? How about now?
26. FREEBIE QUESTION!!
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Eloise, holding a crying Auggie at arms length: Hey, listen to me. You’re out of control, okay?
Eloise: You’re a baby. Your life is not that hard.
*Auggie cries louder*
Eloise: YOU’RE EMBARRASSING YOURSELF!!!
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Daphne: What’s the one rule we have in this family?
Hyacinth: Don’t dare Gregory to do stupid things.
Daphne: And why is that?
Gregory, with his tongue stuck to a frozen pole: Because I have no sense of self preservation and a desperate need to be liked and praised?
Daphne: Exactly.
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Colin: I have edge!
Anthony: You really don’t.
Benedict: You’re literally the most wide eyed person I’ve ever seen.
Eloise: You have the face of a cartoon lamb.
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Penelope: Have you ever looked at someone you’ve known for a while and suddenly see them in a totally different light?
Colin: You mean, like, from behind?
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Benedict: You realize I say goodnight to you every night, and you never say goodnight back?
Anthony: No.
Benedict: What is the problem with you Anthony? Do you not want me to have a good night?!
Anthony: I can’t go around saying goodnight to everyone!!!
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