safetyhazardsystem
safetyhazardsystem
SAFETY HAZARD SYSTEM!
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Evil gay forest cryptid who's allegedly a threat to himself and others (allegedly. I personally disagree. Come a little closer to the bars of my enclosure. C'mon, just a little. I don't bite, promise. Ignore the warning signs telling you so. They just want to get between us.)
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
safetyhazardsystem · 4 months ago
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Screech from the roblox game Doors.
I'm curious.
What's your "weirdest" alter?
(Weird in quotations cuz it's subjective)
I'll go first:
Screech. From the roblox game Doors.
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safetyhazardsystem · 5 months ago
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Seeing homophobes on here will always be funny to me. Like, dude. You do realise you're on gay twitter, right.
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safetyhazardsystem · 5 months ago
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I don't remember whether we've made a post like this before
But it comes to a point in a fictive heavy systems life where your front statuses sound like the most bizarre crossovers ever
Like why do we have Sebastian Solace from pressure, Alex Kralie from MH, Mary Cooper from Young Sheldon, Miles Morales, Viktor Arcane, Ticci Toby and Daisuke from mouthwashing in the same room?? When did this happen???
- London ( ⭐ ) they/them
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safetyhazardsystem · 5 months ago
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@wolvies-claws
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I came to the point of being into ornithology and aerodynamics where I just can't imagine angels without tails. How would they fly without tails???
So here we go, Gabe with more feathery bits
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safetyhazardsystem · 5 months ago
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hits the bong and immediately becomes aware of the narrative
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safetyhazardsystem · 5 months ago
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Kurt, thank you for leaving this in our drafts so nobody had to try and decode what you were saying.
Maybe drink a little less before you hop onto Tumblr next time. /t
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safetyhazardsystem · 5 months ago
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Sys4sys dating
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safetyhazardsystem · 5 months ago
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Shout out to the systems that went through a “I’m fiction kin, oh also im gender fluid, and.. sexuality fluid? My face looks weird but I’m just gonna ignore it. I just have a bad memory, it’s nothing. Why does my name not feel right anymore? I wish I could just wear wigs everyday.” Kind of phase
And all the systems that had a “I refuse to call myself anything other than fiction kin until further notice,OR EVER” phase
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safetyhazardsystem · 5 months ago
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Grounding techniques don't really work for me especially in public... "five things I can see" I see a bunch of people pissing me off
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safetyhazardsystem · 5 months ago
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safetyhazardsystem · 5 months ago
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my stance on endogenic systems since i see more and more breaking boundaries among friends
i do not like you, i don't want you to interact with me. quite frankly i find you embarrassing and annoying, along with that theres no actual physical proof from actual doctors that you exist.
you cannot have a trauma disorder without trauma. i dont care, please do not interact with us i will not treat you nicely.
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safetyhazardsystem · 5 months ago
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[Text: This system is so fucking tired.]
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safetyhazardsystem · 5 months ago
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- Ember ( ☄️ ) he/she
Having insys partners is great but also when you're cofronting, being physically affectionate can just look like this.
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I'm holding your hand but it's also my hand and yeah that's poetic but it's so fucking funny.
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safetyhazardsystem · 5 months ago
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I found it.... The legendary creature
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safetyhazardsystem · 5 months ago
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rb to have a mega gay 2025
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safetyhazardsystem · 5 months ago
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[Text: This system wishes everyone a happy New Year!]
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safetyhazardsystem · 5 months ago
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Today marks a year and 2 days since we moved out of our abusive household!!! Happy new year
- Ember ( ☄️ ) he/her
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