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PSA

Do you know that shaming Salarry shippers just makes you a stupid mean person? Don't ship it? Don't feel comfortable shipping it? Think it's creepy or gross (idk how but still)? Well, fine. But keep your opinion to yourself. You have no right to shame people for what they like. YOU are the one who is creepy and gross, by making people feel guilty and ashamed of themselves just because they want two boys to kiss. STEVE SAID IT'S FINE TO SHIP SALARRY. Don't push your opinion onto other people. And I've seen ppl here calling Salarry shippers "freaks" and telling them to fall off a cliff. Well, guess what. YOU are freaks. Telling people such stuff just because of their ship which doesn't hurt you in any way. You are no better than racist people, homophobes, or transphobes. Shut the fuck up, shamers. You have no right to do this

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Sal: My best friend, Larry Johnson... is dead.

Larry: ...

Sal: Sometimes, I can still hear his voice.

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Sal: Hey, do you have a bag I can borrow?

Larry: The only bags I have are the ones under my eyes, and they're specifically designed to carry the burden of my existence,

Sal: Literally all you had to say was no.

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I love this darn heckin cute blog ♡.♡

Ohhhh, thank you 😊

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500 followers 😱

Thank you soooo much!!!

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Larry: We've got the apartment all to ourselves. Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

Sal: Order pizza and make prank phone calls?

Larry: ...yeeeeeah...

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Todd: My sexuality doesn't define me.

Sal: Hey, how are you?

Todd: Gay.

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Sal: Don't you realize you could die?

Larry: I'm not going to die. I am 18.

Sal: And so you can't die?

Larry: I just don't see it happening.

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Larry, laying next to Sal who is asleep: Nice.

Sal, still asleep: *cuddles closer to Larry*

Larry, holding back tears: N I C E

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Larry: There's no such things as ghosts.

Sal: Fine then, Larry. What do you think it is?

Larry: It's probably just a murderer.

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Sal: Is there a word that is a mix between angry and sad?

Todd: Malcontented, miserable...

Larry: Smad.

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Larry: Hey Sal... do you have a date for Valentine's day?

Sal: Yes, February 14th.

Larry: I- Nevermind...

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So I was scrolling through Instagram and came across this art based on my post! So, I decided to share it here 😊 Credit: ___liisi___ on Instagram

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I love youre account so much 💕 And you inspired me to post some stories on Sallyface . Can you check out mines ? 💫

Oh, it's so nice to hear that my account inspired you 😊And I checked out your blog (my main blog is martiansourcream) :))

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300+ followers! Wow!

There is a Russian joke which connects number 300 with blowjobs… x))) Thank you all so much for following this blog! 😊😊😊

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Larry: So how would you like your coffee?

Sal: As black and bitter as my soul.

Larry: ...

Larry: A glass of milk it is, then.

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Ashley: Why eat dick when you can eat ice cream?

Larry: Well that's all nice and good for you Ash, but some of us are gay and have needs.

Sal: *nods*