#source: incorrectquotesideas

[incorrectacotarwords]

Cassian: You’re so cute when you’re irritated

Nesta: I’m going to slit your throat

[totally-correct-fandoms]

[totallycorrectlovquotes]

Bakugo: That's a pretty rock.

Toga: Ochako gave it to me.

Uraraka: I threw it at you.

Toga: She's very sweet.

[sariahsue]

Plagg: Adrien melted cheese on top of a pear to try to get me to eat fruit. 

Tikki: Did it work? 

Plagg: Yeah… 

[incorrect-threehouses]

Ingrid: I'm dating Sylvain

Felix: I always knew your standards were low, but not that low

[incorrectquotesideas-deactivated]

Person A: Too much food?! I could eat 4 times what you had if I wanted.

Person B: We should compete sometime.

Person A: Please, you’re talking to the person who once ate 1 kilo of beef in a barbecue.

Person B: You’re crazy. You go the whole day without food and then eat an entire buffet alone.

Person A: Well, if you’re gonna do it, do it right.

Person B: PERSON A. It’s not “IF��, it’s a necessity!

Person A: Go big or go home.

[incorrect-xena-quotes]

Xena: It’s shit.

Gabrielle: It is very unpleasant...

[incorrect-emdt-quotes]

Salvador: Rule one of being an agent: use whatever tools or tricks necessary to stay ahead of your enemies.

Salvador: Rule two of being an agent: never give out free information.

Salvador: Rule three of being an agent: even though teamwork is important, if you’re sure you can handle something, do it.

Salvador: Got that?

Lola, writing “gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss” in her notes: Yeah, yeah, for sure.

[incorrect-rc9gn-quotes]

Bucky: Randy has stapled his finger twice to get out of class.

Howard, impressed: The dedication. The passion...

[incorrect-targon-quotes]

Zoe: Diana melted cheese on top of a pear to try to get me to eat fruit.

Aphelios: Did it work?

Zoe: Yeah...

[incorrect-leokamu-quotes]

Corrin: I'm going to get soup.

Leo: Be careful not to burn yourself, it's hot.

Corrin, leaving the room: Pff. I'm not going to burn myself.

[30 seconds later]

Corrin, entering the room: I burned myself.

[mischiefsemimanaged]

Bucky: What up? I’m back!

Steve: I literally saw you die. You died. You were dead!

Bucky: Death is a social construct.

[totallycorrectlovquotes]

Dabi: Come on, how many times do I have to apologize?

Todoroki: Once!

Dabi: ...No.

[incorrectsanderscharactersquotes]

Virgil: I like Roman, but after they talk to me, I feel like I need a nap.

[incorrectringsofpower]

Galadriel: Gil-Galad, family doesn't make threats. Have I ever threatened you?

Gil-Galad: ...

Gil-Galad: ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

[incorrectquotesideas-deactivated]

Person A: I’m trying to listen to The Neighbourhood cause it’s Person D’s favorite band but... shit. I’m sorry but it’s shit.

Person B: I’m not a fan either but it’s not that bad. Listen to “R U Mine?”.

Person A: That’s a good song. By Arctic Monkeys.

Person B: Shit.

Person C: Oh, try “Stressed Out”.

Person B: That’s Twenty One Pilots.

Person C: Shit. What’s The Neighbourhood’s top song?

Person A, looking it up: “Sweater Weather”.

Person B: I used to kinda like that one! But I gotta give it to you, it gets boring real fast.

Person C, also looking up The Neighbourhood’s top songs: Well. I’m out of ideas.