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GIRLS NIGHT (they’re gonna get arrested) GIRLSS NIGHTTTTT

Plus the other goobers on their own date:

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to the 5 people who tolerate my newfound crk interest thank you and i brought food

designed my first beast <3

and as always gave them a lot of headcanons

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never thought Disney would be bold enough to address the strain on Nick and Judy's relationship after the abortion

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au where everyone becomes their pfp go

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The duality of man

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Mmm bittersweet lil' cookie

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Lines for Strawberry Matcha Latte Cookie because I'm bored.

"Are the other cookies afraid of us yet? We can't be feared so soon."

"There's rumor that cookies have researched how cookies are made. Could those cookies fix this one's dough to be two instead of one?"

"The birds sing so peacefully. We wish to be like those birds."

"Stay away! We don't want jam on our hands..."

"This one's body needs rest. Leave us be."

"We want friends, but we don't want to scare the cookies."

"The witches wanted two cookies to become one, and this one's existence is the culmination of their dream."

"Face our wrath, feel our envy!"

"Fighting is not what we want, please stop this!"

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Meet Strawberry Matcha Latte Cookie!

Middle Supporter Cookie

Pronouns are They/She/Him

What happens when you take two nearly crumbled cookies (a strawberry and matcha cookie) and mix them with green tea, frothed milk, and some strawberry syrup then bake the batter until the cookie is ready? You get 'Berry Matcha here — who doesn't like having two minds in one body. Now they are trying to live out a normal life with the hope that nobody will question why they refer to themselves as "we/us" and have arguments to just themselves

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So I thought I was creating a regular OC fusion for a story idea but thanks to CRK they are now a cookie :/

TLDR: Aspen failed to make a not traumatized oc and it surprises no one.

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Cookie Run Kingdom Story Spoiler for chapter 8 because I gotta rant.

Honestly, the more I learn about White Lily Cookie the more I'm just fucking concerned. Like she's straight up openly wondered in the last flashback if she could take the headmasters soul to make perfect cookies and got shamed by PV because it's a very obvious fucked up mind set to have. Not to mention, Pure Vanilla saying in a previous one that he'd have to stop her. Is he saying this because he's slowly realizing that she's going down like a bizarre serial killer path with this obsession or is he worried that her obsession with the perfect cookie will eventually put her in a very dangerous situation(ie. Her becoming Dark Enchantress Cookie when she discovers the truth)?

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i dont bite people anymore. but i did as a child cos i thought i was a werepuppy. also i was still mormon so i would go into the school bathroom at 11:11 everyday (not a mormon thing i was just obsessed with witches n pretended i was one in 5th grade) and pray that god would turn me into a little dog so i could stop going to school. and i was always like "if you don't turn me into a little dog i will STOP BELIEVING IN YOU" and he didn't so i did.

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Affogato cookie the man that you are

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Life's been tough for Candy Apple since her boss/crush attempted to seduce an ancient and failed

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the unholy trinity of piss-poor caretakers, tag yourself:

tomboy, meaning "this child is clearly queer but let's hope it goes away"

sensitive, meaning "clearly neurodivergent and often distressed but let's keep going until they grow numb"

mature, meaning "traumatized but let's ignore that"

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PV really didn't need to have a whole toxic yaoi arc, tell Shadow Milk they were "meant to be", agree with Shmilk that he's his, and merge their God damn souls together but go off king. Love wins or smthn

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thank you for the 13 likes in my last post heres more of them 💔 apparently a lot of you like the idea of shadowmilk in heels (dw i do too)