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things you DO NOT need to be a man
a dick
he/him pronouns
XY chromosomes
things you DO need to be a man
the swiftness of a coursing river
the force of a great typhoon
the strength of a raging fire
the mysteriousness of the dark side of the moon
^this post was brought to you by LGBT^
Let's
Get down to
Business
To defeat the huns
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The pussy is purring, but what's the purrpusse? 🥺🥺
#get it?#cause its purpose but spelled with pussy and purpose#and i cant find the purpose#what is the purpose#wha#idk man#lesbian#wlw#wlw situationship#🥲🥲🥲
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I did a thing :'))
sound on 🔊
#doctor who#tenth doctor#rose tyler#fourteenth doctor#david tennant#billie piper#tenrose#10th doctor#dw#dwedit#the christmas invasion#girl in red#october passed me by
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On sheer power of Bentley's love for Aziraphale
Wait.
Crowley doesn't buy petrol. Does it mean Aziraphale was also driving whole long way to Scotland on sheer power of imagination or was it just short trip to gas station and Bentley experienced taste of petrol first time since 1967?
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I love Aziraphale
Aziraphale is the most character ever. He ran out of ideas so he declared war on hell. He canonically says fuck. His favourite colour is yellow. He’s literally an angel and can speak every language on earth but still isn’t fluent in french. He told his boyfriend to shoot him for his magic act and made him go through with it when their miracles weren’t working. He gave away his flaming sword and then lied about it for the next 6000 years. He has a bookshop that never sells books. No one’s doing it like him.
#crowley also does#like i see why crowley is obsessed w this man#if i had a wife this weird i’d follow her around everywhere too#put some respect on his name#not to mention he literally tried to kill adam in s1#and had to get stopped by#madame tracy#good omens#good omens 2#good omens spoilers#good omens season 2#aziraphel#aziraphale
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today i wanted to say the name Colin Morgan, you know the actor, but i ended up saying "Morgin Colan" so yeah
Morgin Colan everyone
#colin morgan#merlin#benjamin#humans#im silly like that#but do appreciate his handsome face#im gay#the living and the dead
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#aziracrow#good omens#go2#david tennant#gay#go3#im crying#ineffable husbands#me and micheal#depressingly drives away#after being rejected by an angel for whom they've been pining for 6000 years#michealshee#neil gaiman
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imagine if you told someone you were in love with him and he was like sorry. I have to go reform the two party system
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"What a shame"
In 0.5 seconds and without saying a single word, Michael Sheen changed lives.
This was the bitchiest bitch moment Aziraphale had in all 2 seasons. Thank you for your service, respectfully, I am deceased.
GIF credit: @wildsflag
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pour one out for the humans aziraphale and crowley have accidently fucked with over the centuries. little graverobber elspeth knew them for one week and her fresh corpse got turned to goo, her best friend got killed, she tried to kill herself, and the angry one turned into a giant before forcing the one w a superiority complex to give her all his money. who knows who else’s lives they’ve messed w in those 6000 years
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