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you: suck my dick me, an intellectual: inhale my richard
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My one friend group can't stop saying, "See you in hell!" in a cheerful voice instead of, "Talk to you later!" and my other friend group can't stop calling things "penis" instead of "cool" or "good", so I just unironically uttered the phrase, "Sounds penis, see you in hell," as I got off the phone.
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in the mood for some whimsy tbh
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ab. 1915 Evening dress
embroidered black crepe over mide blue satin
(National Museums Nothern Ireland)
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Maybe one day I’ll stop collecting parental f/os like Pokémon
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A look at some of Lacy's character sheet. I'm looking forward to being able to package up all of the Season 1 character sheets for sharing later. Lots of full sheets and the development sketches behind them are available for Patrons now, though! Lackadaisy on Patreon ------------------------ Finalized design here by Julian Hughes, with contributions from Sam Kessler, Fable Siegel, and me.
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Rocky: Can I get a waffle?
Viktor and Mordecai: *fighting and yelling at each other*
Rocky: Can I PLEASE get a waffle?
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Having fire breath would be really cool.
Benefits:
I could just fake being sick and not go to school.
I wouldn't have to regulate my body temperature.
It's really fucking cool.
I can cosplay a dragon.
Don't like a person? Light 'em on fire.
Downsides:
The intrusive thoughts.
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Í̷̧̨̩̪̖̰͑͜ ̷͍͙̗̹̝̣̻̇̈̔̈͑̆̏͝͝A̷̬̲̖̋̌̓̅́̒̃̽͗̚Ṃ̷̜̼̱̒͒͊̃̎̅̓̍̎͘ ̶̤̏̎̂̒Ȃ̵̛̱̤̼̙̙̗͚̍̒̀̈̃͌͘͝L̵̯͔͔̤̪͙̱̣̤͊̈Ļ̴̧͙̳̹͐̇̋̿̈́̕͝ ̸̣͙̯̖̞͓̿̈͋͆̌͆̒Ȩ̷̜̺̝͇͍̞͚̦̍̔̓͜͠Y̷̨̰̹̼͚̍͜͜Ę̶̢̹̜͙̫̗͙͆̌͆̔́͝S̸̢̺̯̼͕͈͎̩͊̿͝
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Larry: You're gonna hate yourself in the morning if you stay up late.
Rippen: Joke's on you, I'm gonna hate myself in the morning no matter what.
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“Seriously iPhone, stop autocorrecting all my fucks into ducks. You’re making all my strong worded texts look harmless and adorable.”
— Rippen
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“If I die unexpectedly can everyone just do the right thing and pretend I was a way better person than I am?”
— Rippen (source: Twitter)
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*videochattting via MUHU*
Penn: So, what are you working on these days?
Rippen: Eh, I mostly just sit around and complain about things.
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POINT AND LAUGH
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I got an ask from someone who felt timid about drawing curlier hair and wanted some advice! This is by NO means exhaustive and is mostly just my thought process for my own stylization. There are tons of resources for drawing more textured hair, so for this I just wanted to focus on curls. hope it helps!
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