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IM NOT OKAY AHHAAHHA

I need therapy. OMG THATS SO FUNNY THO I FEEL BAD FOR JIM

Trollhunter barbara and strickler fighting when jim is making dinner and they pretend things are “normal”

Recipe for Disaster (Part 1 of 2)

(since I had 2 Trollhunter!Barbara asks in my inbox, I thought I’d make them relate to each other)

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“It’s a funny story you were just talking about.”  Barbara waited until Jim was in the kitchen before speaking.  Internally, she was relieved the divider was closed and the two rooms were separated completely.  Walter seemed intent on pretending that this evening was nothing else than a normal dinner, but she still didn’t trust him.  “Who was it again you were forced to work with?”  She asked him calmly.

Walter sipped his wine.  “The superintendent’s son.  He’s a bit bullish.”  He smirked.

“Sounds like a real monster,” Barbara replied flatly.  It occurred to her the real question here wasn’t whether or not Walter was going to keep up this facade, but whether or not she herself would.  You come into MY house with MY son, a voice whispered at the back of her mind.  Calm down, Barbara, she reminded herself.  He hasn’t done anything yet (outside of joke about Bular eating someone).  But one wrong move and Jim would be dragged into the world she had tried her hardest to keep him out of.

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...Two more minutes...Or less. For probably a hilarious scene and then we could maybe see her parents see her out on the porch and she wakes up and is like what the hell...

So question. How did Claire get home between episode 11 and 12?

The last time we saw Claire in episode 11 was when Draal showed her to Jim.

And the first time we see her next episode she's back home sitting on her bed thinking what the fuck just happened.

How did she get home? Did Jim and Draal take her home? And if so, how did that go? Also what was Jim's whole reaction to learning his crush was in his basement and was listening to him and Strickler? This will never leave my mind.

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Well, BURN

Strickler: may i remind you i can do things most men my age couldn’t dream of doing?

Barbara: that’s because they’ve been dead a thousand years.

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https://undeadchestnut.tumblr.com/post/640490652247982080/trollhunter-mom-au-where-barbara-adopts-bular This is the link, please reblog if you figure out how.

Question, on one of your Trollhunter!Barbara posts I saw you have in that au she adopts Bular. My only question is how? I am writing a Trollhunter!Barbara au and I'd like to know if you have a suggestion how.

Oh boy, I've actually been asked this question so many times now, and I never have a satisfying answer because... I don't know! 😭On those occasions there were other people who came up with much better ideas, but now I can't find the posts anymore because tumblr is a mess.... :/

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I wish I knew the story behind this ;p

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Nobody:

Strickler: "Good morning, Mother, care for some tea?"

Would Shadowmancer!Strickler get possessed by Morgana like Claire did?

Very likely, although I think he would be able to predict something like that to happen and thus would be better prepared.

He's not stuck with her, she's stuck in there with him.

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Y/n and Alastor panted heavily from running so fast, "Your...Your friends are crazy." Y/n said.

"Their not my friends, but yes, they are crazily annoying," "Including that Angel Dust, and Vagatha, like seriously? She thinks you are holding me hostage, like is she mad?!"

"ALASTOOOOOOOOOR, Y/NNNNN!" Cried Angel, "WHERE ARE YAA~"

"Fuck." Y/n and Al let out in unison.

Alastor x female reader

⚠️language warning (aka Angel dust)⚠️

You and Alastor had been accomplices in life, partners.. perhaps even best friends.. Everyone knew of Alastor and Y/n- Why, you were the most listened to hosting duo of the whole New Orleans radio industry. However, what no one knew is that you and Alastor had gotten married shortly before your rise to fame. That is a story for another time though.. the only person in hell that knew Alastor had a wife was Husker.. yet he didn’t know who, Alastor kept that bit of information private. It wasn’t a secret really, but it never came up.

You showed up at the hotel after around a month of them opening, not as a patient but a worker. You were quiet and kept to yourself.. but everyone seemed to like you.

“Oh come on ya pimp- it’s just one lil’smooch.” Angel grins.. staring down at a very red Alastor. “No.. and if you don’t unhand me this instant, I’ll de-hand you.” The radio demon replies, tilting his head and grinning wider.

Angel rolls his eyes and ignores it, about to respond when Husk interrupts.. “Hey kid- I’d listen to him. He ain’t fuckin joking. I mean not that I care or anything but I don’t want any fucking spider guts on my bar. Got it?!”

Alastor takes advantage of the distraction, slipping away from the porn star..quickly dusting off his coat and fixing his hair. “You should follow Huskers advice..my effeminate fellow. After all~ I doubt my wife would approve of whatever nonsense you had in mind..” Alastor says, smirking.

Angel stares at him as if he grew a second head..finally screeching out “WIFE?? SINCE WHEN-WHAT THE FUCK??” His outburst causes Husker to groan in annoyance, staring at his near empty bottle of booze before growling “Oh here we fucking go- I don’t have enough booze for this shit.”

Alastor eyes the booze, summoning more and taking a glass of it while sighing and responding to Angel.. “Long before you were even born.. not that it’s any of your business.”

The spiders eyes widen and he startles the two old ‘friends’ by screeching again

“CHARLIE-“

Alastor rolls his eyes, murmuring “Is all this really neces-“ Angel however interrupts him again “CHARLIE GET OVER HERE ITS A EMERGENCY-“

‘Well, so much for privacy’ the radio demon thinks to himself and clinches his fists.

Charlie bursts into the room, panting and obviously in a panic. She sees the three all by the bar.. no fires nor bombs or emergencies of any sort. “Wh-Angel… what’s going on? This doesn’t look like a emergency.” She groans, tired of his shenanigans. “BABES THERE YA ARE-THE PIMPS GOT A WIFE!“ Angel frantically motions all of his arms at Alastor

“Oh for the last time Angel-I’m not a pimp!” The said demon growls out, turning his head to look at Charlie whom stares at him wide eyed.

“Wait- Alastor you have a wife”he opens his mouth to reply but gets cut off by Charlies growing excitement

“OhMyGoshWeNeedToMeetHer!! Please please please~” the radio host takes a step back.. eying the ball of excitement that is Charlie Magne

“Darling you’ve already-“ Alastor starts to explain only to be interrupted by Angel again.

“VAGGIE NIFTY Y/N GETCHA ASSES OVA ERE’.”he yells out, mere seconds later the door slams open “THIS BETTER BE IMPORTANT“ Vagatha groans as she enters the room, followed by Y/n and Nifty. Angel points at a mildly perturbed Alastor who is taking a drink of Huskers cheep booze while his smile twitches.

“HE HAS A WIFE”

“YOU HAVE A WHAT?” Vaggie questions, glaring at Alastor. Nifty makes a loud gasping noise and runs up to Al, jumping up and down on the counter asking “Alastor why didn’t you tell us!? Who is she?? OH MY GOSH CAN I MEET HER??” The radio demon sighs, finally speaking. “Now calm down..If you’d let me expl-“ “What tonto del culo would marry you?!” Vaggie interrupts, not noticing nor caring that Alastors eyes have filled with static. Y/n walks up to the bar, patting Al on the back before stealing a bottle of booze for herself.

Charlie groans, grabbing her girlfriends hand gently. “Vaggie- be nice!”

“I’d watch your language.“ Alastor says in reply to Vagathas multilingual insult.

Husker looks between Y/n and Al before grumbling out a low “No fuckin way..”

Alastor glances back at the bartender, eyes wide and shaking his head slightly “Husker- my dearest friend~”

“Oh no- don’t fucking ‘Husker’ me. Oh you can’t even make this shit up- this is too good!”

Husk grins, laughing at his revelation.

Angel watches the three with curiosity before putting an arm around Husker and purring out, “da fuck are ya talkin bout husky?”

“One: Do not EVEr call me that again, two: get your hands off me, three: Al. Why don’t you go ahead and reintroduce everyone to the Misses?” Husker says smugly, chugging his drink.

Charlie frowns and looks over to Alastor questioning “Reintroduce?..”

The crimson haired demon glances around the room for a moment, squinting and smiling wider.. almost threateningly so when he locks eyes with a particular drunken cat and permanently aroused spider. Alastor straightens his coat and walks towards the group of misfits “Hmm..well it’s about time you all quieted down~” he chuckles, turning to you and beckoning you over with a clawlike finger.

“Darling.. come here.” He says softly, watching as you walk to his side.

Angel gasps in dramatic betrayal, throwing himself onto a chair and making weeping noises “Y/N HOW COULDYA GO AND STEAL MY MAN-“ Y/n eyes the spider humorously while Alastor steps farther back from him, growling in disgust “Angel..Would you kindly SHUT UP”

a soft static can be heard and the whole room quiets down allowing Alastor to speak.

“Ahem.. thank you. Now I’d like to formally introduce you all to Y/n.. my darling wife!”

Charlie gasps “Y/N?? oh my gosh!! My ship sailed before I even shipped it!”

Y/n smiles, “Hey gu-“ Vagatha grips Y/ns shoulders and stares at them suspiciously while whisper yelling, “IS HE HOLDING YOU HOSTAGE- ARE YOU OKAY?”

She shakes her head before saying “No he-“

Nifty interrupts, connecting the dots “Ohhh that makes sense!”

Charlie asks questions in rapid fire. “Why didn’t you tell us? This is so cool, how long have you two been married??”

Everyone looks around, noticing two now empty spots where Alastor and Y/n were.

“guys?”

“Where’d they go?”

“Fuckin chickens”

“Typical.”

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*in my bed, naked* Uh...I didn't but you can f*ck me since uh, you caught me in my bed naked.

You called for me?

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Charlie: Dafuq-

* drags this out of my wips kicking and screaming *

also im not sure what happened. my theory is his mic got damaged and exploded.

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I'm sorry, I know this show is supposed to be off the main character Charlie, but really the only god damn real reason I'm gonna watch this is to see Alastor.

I want all of his 1920s to 30s shit, I want his carisma, I want him to get annoyed with lusty gay spider Angel's comments about him and Husker.

I want him to make fun of Charlie until realizing he fucked up when the first soul gets redeemed and he's like: IT WORKS???

I want him and Charlie to do duets (short or long) all the fuckin time, including in a radio broadcast of him and her promoting the hotel.

I want ONE (or more) duet where Alastor and Vaggie are arguing with each other in song. Like... YES

I want Alastor be VS Vaggie all the time and just piss her off and mess with her, even getting in her personal space more and annoying her super badly.

I just want to see Al be a prime meaning of this meme:

And Vaggie is just:

I really just want Alastor being an charismatic asshole that we all know he is, so yes

When I watch this show I may just skip parts to see Al.

Happy New Year! coming soon

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The Response of my characters in my AU in TOA

Asra: *spits out tea* WAIT YOUR GAY-?!

Barbara: *chokes on tea*

Blinky: *spits out tea as well* What. The. FUCK?!

Strickler: ....I-

Jim: What do you mean by; "Everyone around me thought I was straight for a good few centuries."?!

Strickler: I don’t know why people make such a big deal out of lying. It’s super easy. You just say stuff. Everyone around me thought I was straight for a good few centuries. You still think my name is Strickler.

Jim: WAIT WHAT

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Huh..

Well, a cuddle bug? Yeah with Aaarrrgghh but my other crushes are always bigger than me but uh-

Bular

Alastor

My OC Carnage (Idk how you simp for an oc but I do ;-;)

Gunmar

So yeah, while Aaarrrgghh IS my favorite I just don't see the other characters being cuddly- maybe Carnage if he likes me enough.

Why does every fictional character I simp for have to be(including but not limited to)

A) Not a human being

B) Smooth as heck

C) Is actually a massive dork

D) a cuddle bug

E) Taller than me

F) Large

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Yes Barley for the f*ckin win! Barley is the best and I've based two of my characters off of him.

Tobes wip. So I have this headcanon on Toby that he’s descended from Vikings, hence his natural gravitation toward war hammers. In his senior year, he, like Eli, has a massive growth spurt and shoots up to 5’10”. He’s never going to be a lean guy which is fine by him cuz he loves Jim’s cooking*, but cuz of his Trollhunters training he puts on a ton of muscle and is this big friendly bear of a guy (sorta a human Aaarrrgghh). Basically moves a little closer to the Rock than to a human meatball. Also, he may be a little bit Barley from Onward, cuz he’s adorbs.

*Even when he’s a troll, Jim never stops cooking. It’s his love language.

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Asra: This is the most correct thing I've ever seen

It issss what it issss

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I was always awake :D

The legend of The Toy Maker

Wake up honey new Muku Oc just dropped *No one wakes up*

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ME

Hi!

Guys, it's my birthday today (it's already November 27 in my time zone, so I'm celebrating). In honor of this, I am ready to do a few art trades sketches

Who's ready?

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when there’s barely any new content on dromura tag so you create some yourself  :P

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