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TF2 Headcanon

Character: Spy

He likes Sniper, like, really, REEEEEAAAAAAAALLLY likes him.

With that said, he hates liking him, really.

I mean, that man is dirty, unkept, has terrible hair, those stupid glasses, that smug face... and... and...

He's down bad... really, he needs help.

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TF2 Headcanon

Character: Sniper

Sniper is a bit of a loner. He really prefers being alone than with everyone, so much so that he sleeps in his campervan rather than in his room at the base.

With that said, no one fucking leaves the man alone, really, he's gonna be trying to pay attention to his life and then suddenly Scout pops out of nowhere showing him a new skate trick, or that one time Pyro threw an unicorn plushie on him and forced him to have a tea party (The tea was fricking gasoline).

That's why, he likes how much he can hate Spy, who just rarely comes to annoy him, the two can just be annoyed together, and if he wants to be truly alone, he can just scare the man off with a jarate.

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TF2 Headcanon

Character: Engineer

He has a wife and two kids back home, and he likes to show off pictures of his baby daughter when he gets them on the mail.

It's like:

Scout: Guys! The robots have stolen the gates! The robots are getting here!

Engineer: EVERYONE SHUT UP!... Look at my daughter. :D

(Full Metal Alchemist referenc-)

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now it's at 280

I now know the Names, Designs and Lore of over 160 Cookies and counting... This Fandom is Too much

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TF2 Headcanon

Character: Pyro

Pyro is a woman!

Now that that's out of the way...

She is not as "cute" as people think she is, and that can actually be seen in the comics. Even when she has her cute, fluffy delusions, she is still very violent, not always just spreading rainbows to little baby Cherub friends and fluffy unicorns. If she's mad, she doesn't hesitate to raise her axe, no matter how cute of a pink pony you look like to her.

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TF2 Headcanon

Character: Heavy

Heavy likes Sanrio, don't tell anyone, but he likes cute stuff, he thinks they're funny, which is one of the reasons why he's very good friends with Pyro, they have little tea parties together.

The only ones on the team who know this are Pyro and Medic, tho Engineer does suspects it...

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Medic Fanart, inspired by Emesis Blue

The inverted cross is just a funny detail I like to add to his design, in Emesis Blue you see him wearing a crucifix, and since he has a deal with the devil I thought an inverted one would be appropriate.

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Tf2 Headcanon

Character: Medic

TW: Mention of possibly badly written mental Disorder, you guys can warn me if it's too bad. I take criticism.

Medic has DID (Disassociative Identity Disorder), In which he has episodes where he can get either extremely violent or extremely calculative.

The Team has some faint understanding of what he has, but they don't really care, I mean, Soldier goes around Rocket Jumping and Pyro likes to set people on fire, what's a little more "Crazy"?

Heavy is the most affected about it, being the doc's best friend (with a capital F), but he learned how to deal and let the man blow off some steam...

In the end, Medic is mostly just his normal insane self, enjoying to deal pain and play God, in his normal mind or in his episodes, so, in the end, he's just their good Doctor.

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Got into the TF2 Fandom recently, expect fanfics

Ah, yeah, Mimi's here too

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I have a weird feeling about this new Cookie...

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That bout to be the marriage of the Century

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Best Villain ever

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The insect I dreamt with last night. Give them a name

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I now know the Names, Designs and Lore of over 160 Cookies and counting... This Fandom is Too much

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I'm calling y'all out with this one.

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How to know if something is wrong?

This fits anything! Relationships, life styles, fetishes, identity, Food preferences, favorite shows, ideologies, ALL!

That, society is fixed!

And Y'all know what I mean by things that "hurt anyone", no arguing, it is what it is!