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sampoenjoyer · 1 day ago

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Spellcasters hate this fact but if you just stick your fingers in their mouth while they're casting a spell with a verbal component it's literally more effective than a counter spell.

#this makes me wanna make a fantasy story about a gay ass wizard and fighter #in a dnd setting #eternally doomed to fight except they tactically make out

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sampoenjoyer · 1 day ago

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it is absolutely essential to have friends you can have extremely insane pervert conversations with. this is kind of what makes life worth living

#if u saw me reblog this no u didn’t….#real tho

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sampoenjoyer · 1 day ago

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gagging you with our red string of fate to shut you up for one fucking second

#reminds me of an rp I did #where my favorite freak oc an the guy he shared a red string with #were like wild….he tried to kill the guy several times because he saw having a soulmate as a ‘weakness’#loved that rp <3

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sampoenjoyer · 2 days ago

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Thinking about them forever and always <3

DRAW MITULA AND MY LIFE.. IS YOURS *scurries away into a rainbow* /nf

*sobs* i lobve tgem

#homestuck #homestuck fanart #mituna captor #latula pyrope #mitula

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sampoenjoyer · 2 days ago

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Do you think the Helluverse will ever introduce god or Jesus?

I mean, St. Peter is already in the story, and you kinda can't have a St. Peter without a Jesus, surely, so... maybe?

If they introduce either of them, I hope they are straight up villains. I am tired of Jesus Was A Nice Guy Actually interpretations of that particular prophet, it lets Christianity off the hook far too easy.

#ahem sorry ignore this mutuals it’s my once a year hellaverse posting #I fucking love the idea of villain Jesus #both symbolically and in hellaverse specifically #genuinely think they could do a lot of interesting stuff #I’ve also though for a while it could be cool if hellaverse didn’t go the typical ‘one god being’ but rather #god is a fake concept in their universe angels/some group made up #it’s a combination of people or forces #it’d tie well into a lot of themes of the show and the religious imagery and stuff #but also there might be lore contradiction that #also the god is evil shit has not been overdone and I’m so sick of pretending it has #like not to be that person but I get annoyed when people act like it’d be too tropey #like religion is so ingrained in so much of fiction #especially the American christian brand #that like I think people just?? don’t realize how often media pushes the ‘god good and will save u’ narrative either literally or #symbolically #like the reason people THINK the god is evil thing is overdone is because it’s a much more noticble theme because it’s not the norm in media #but yeah I adore evil Jesus idea especially cuz I can’t think of any media that has done it and it’s fit hellaverse well #also I can just imagine some great angel or just a guy (tm) Jesus designs and how they’d animate him #HONESLTY kinda hope he’s a smug douche if they go that route #very daddy’s boy he thinks he’s the bestest boy in the whole land and everyone must worship him #though there’s more interesting ideas #I’m a lil tired but yeah #Hopefully that makes sense

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sampoenjoyer · 2 days ago

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a little late but Happy Bunny Day <3

#if you see me reblogging this shhh no you don’t #welt my BBG whose 80 smth #welt yang #hsr #honkai star rail

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sampoenjoyer · 2 days ago

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Phainon in HOYOFAIR

#what an ugly stupid bastard (I love him dearly and find him adorable)#he’s so silly and stupid #honkai star rail #hsr #phainon

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sampoenjoyer · 2 days ago

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always needing to be someone's dog when you should have stayed mine

#:(#:#(#they make me sick and ill #smth smth I could ramble abt vlad’s behavior being an obvious trauma response #smth smth he’s very clearly attatched to Lycaon as the one guy he was close with #who then betrayed him #they make me sick and unwell :(#von lycaon #hugo vlad #zzzero #crownwolf

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sampoenjoyer · 3 days ago

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i have midterms tomorrow and here i am

#love this shitpost #and love ponyo #one of my favorite movies ever #ponyo

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sampoenjoyer · 3 days ago

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We support hungry lesbians🫂

The outfit is inspired by the awesome comic made by @crowwkui

#I love them so much hesheheheh #their so dear to me #I loveeee em #<333 #dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #marcille dungeon meshi #falin x marcille #fallin dungeon meshi #farcille

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sampoenjoyer · 4 days ago

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GREEN DAVE I FUCKING GUESS

@horrorjerk ok i drew him green now fucking explain yourself

#green Dave #homestuck #dave strider #what a guy

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sampoenjoyer · 4 days ago

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okay new tag game. do you actually recommend people play/watch/read/listen to your favorite media?

#depends on the media #my favorite trashy gay manga/anime? GOD NO #my favorite anime generally yeh sure #gacha games? no #general video games yeh a decent amount but depends on their taste #shows again depends but often #books and manga for sure too

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sampoenjoyer · 4 days ago

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Omg what a goofy goober, look at her go

They changed koleda’s voice and I’m grieving rn I hate the new one so much omg :( idk it’s not actually that bad but the old gravely voice was so awesome to me. That voice is canon in my mind.

My condolences ( • ᴖ • ｡)

I agree that the previous one was better. This one makes her sound so young.... I mean, she is young, but I feel like that's too baby for a Koleda. Also, I know that things aren't easy with VAs situation right now, but I get super used to voices and it's becoming rather distressing how they keep changing them...

Anyway as a lil consolation, here's my (very) artistic rendition of what's happened

#I wanna say nekomata’s va hasn’t been replaced and that’s it #I’m an Eng dub fan all the way but at this point I get jumping to Japanese dub even if I won’t #it’s ridiculous #do love the hairball idea with koleda reminds me of a joke in the modern ducktales show #zzz #zenless zone zero

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sampoenjoyer · 6 days ago

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#yes because I’m 90% sure they don’t live in Cali #if they do I’m dead tho #or I might be dead Anwyays #solar opposites is my last watched

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sampoenjoyer · 7 days ago

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HE LOOKS SO GOOD I CAN'T AAAAAAAAAAA

#my wifeeeee #honkai star rail #hsr sampo #sampo koski

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sampoenjoyer · 8 days ago

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I find it funny whenever Nintendo announces a thing with Miis and advertises it with miis that look normal. And are like “you can make your friends and family in this game :)” shut up we both know people will be making the Cockroach from Monsters VS Aliens

#me on my way to make the BG3 compnioms and the death note cast #as well as half my DnD pc’s a bunch of random ocs #and like sans

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sampoenjoyer · 8 days ago

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more of these things for u

#canon #and canon as well as oh yeh canon #obey me beelzebub #obey me belphegor #satan obey me #obey me!#obey me barbatos

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