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Guys what if I said I liked season 7… like a lot
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disappearing like the roanoke colonists but carving "I NEED A FAT BITCH" into a tree instead of "CROATOAN"
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Destiel long distance would never work because Cas would never answer his phone, and Dean has abandonment issues and a car
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i want to see sam post-cage barely remembering dean. it’s been hundreds of years, he spent thirty with his brother. he knows it’s dean, logically at least, but his birthday is just “maybe winter”, he has no clue what car dean drives except that he calls it “baby”, dean calls him bitch and waits for his response and he just frowns, thinking that seems kind of rude and dean almost cries instead of stumbling over an explanation, apology, something. it takes sam years to fully understand english again past the basics- he can talk to cas but even that’s a different dialect that’s developed since lucifer fell. he wakes up screaming in the oldest form of the language of heaven taught to him by the devil and dean holds him tight and tells him stories he barely understands of events he doesn’t remember and people he doesn’t know anymore and every once in a while he almost, almost misses the people who can understand him and he never forgives himself for it
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Inferno :: abandon all hope, ye who enter here
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I mean, that's why he lifted these bodies from the morgue, threw himself a birthday party, except they were the only ones who would come. Anyway, so, at midnight, he sealed them in the bomb shelter and went upstairs and o.d.'d on horse tranqs.
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Okay so there was this low-budget monster-of-the-week tv show that came out in 2005 about two brothers who fought evil while driving around the country in a vintage car. Are you with me so far?
Good because I am without a doubt about to lose you. Let me start by saying that I’m a completely normal person who has simply witnessed bafoonery the likes of which have never been seen by regular people....
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what dean being back in ur life does to a mf
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idk what I'm doing but I know I'm doing it with hairy pits and no bra
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Agates carved into orange slices by wutong_crystal_carvings.
Source: x
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