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chillingandtoxic · 8 months ago
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addition to my last post:
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great-and-small · 4 months ago
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The majority of the Earth’s rodents: How do you survive environments with practically zero oxygen, feel no pain, and live for decades when none of the rest of us can???
Naked mole-rats:
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quixoticanarchy · 6 months ago
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some people’s new years resolution needs to be to stop going out in public while horribly sick with infectious diseases
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officialspec · 6 months ago
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hello? hello? can anyone hear m
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virovirokun-has-adhd · 10 months ago
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it’s fun to stay at the Y
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sonacava · 3 months ago
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beloved exy boyfriends 🤲
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gaywineauntsstuff · 6 months ago
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Tim: I can’t tell dick?? I don’t want him to think I’m crazy or not trustworthy bc I’m doing something reckless??!
Jason who saw Dick make out with a mark to steal something from his pocket when Dick was 17:…
Bruce who saw Dick jump off a moving plane and hum the song “I need a hero” instead of calling for Superman:
Wally who say Dick go fuck it and infiltrate a sex trafficking ring as a stripper bc someone said he was too pretty to work for the mob:
Roy who has smacked dick out of delusions 15 times too many:
Clark who saw dick stay in a radioactive city for vibes:
Diana who has heard Donna’s concerned ramblings since she was like 12:
Damian who saw that Dick turned the bat ears into projectiles that can electrocute you:
Steph who saw the same thing:
Tim who refuses to believe Dick Grayson can do anything that isn’t brilliant, premeditated and completely the best option: I CANT HE’ll be so disappointed:(
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badninken · 2 months ago
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He's been hauled around by so many people and animals at this point in his life that he's starting to rate them by size and comfort level.
He's literally bent over backwards on a horse ridden by three other men here. He's having this thought in the privacy of his own mind while frowning at the sky, still shot full of lead bullets btw. Peak Law moment.
Episode 690 at 20:54 (the voice acting for this line is amazing)
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noopypng · 11 days ago
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back when things were simple
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arrowmaker15 · 21 days ago
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Dick: Hey, Tim, your birthday is coming up, do you want anything?
Tim: Actually-
Jason, munching on a sandwich: Nah, that motherfucker was born by C-section. It's not his birthday, it's his release date.
Steph and Babs: *shoots water out their noses*
Bruce: JASON!
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galoogamelady · 28 days ago
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france-unofficial · 7 months ago
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what
i love the french, i love the way they pronounce Rs like they're disgusted with them
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toointojoelmiller · 2 years ago
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better than drugs
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passiunclepaltry · 2 years ago
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if golbetty is really omnipotent and whatnot . she woulda giggled
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molter-writes · 10 months ago
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bonus
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beefharlot · 7 months ago
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Rewatching Arcane after the finale is kind of insane in hindsight like take this scene for example
Jayce defending hextech/magic to Viktor, based on his childhood experience of him and his mother being saved from a snowstorm by a mage, who we now know was Viktor. Saying “you’ve no idea how beautiful it is” to Viktor, about Viktor. It’s been about Viktor this whole time.
Also a fun bit of foreshadowing because Viktor DOESN’T know how beautiful it (it being he) is. The actions Viktor took in s02 were motivated by him wanting to improve the lives of others, but his view of what “improving” the lives of others is deeply rooted in his own view of himself and his internalized ableism (which smarter and more eloquent people than me have explained on here already so I won’t go on about it). It took seeing Jayce’s POV of him to bring him back to his humanity. “There is beauty in imperfections. They made you who you are, an inseparable piece of everything I admired about you” Like AU Viktor said to Jayce, “Only you can show me this”. Man what the fuck
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