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[sansfanboy]

no one understands how much i love nerdy sans and papyrus. like yes baby tell me about the constellations tell me about electrical engineering. info dump on me as i mentally undress your sexy ass 😵‍💫

[sansfanboy]

nightmare gang as shit my friends and i have said pt ✨2✨

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killer: i’ll drive us

*gets in drivers seat and starts car*

killer: kay.. now which one of these is the gas pedal again?

error: wait wHAT

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cross: i’ve grown exactly one inch since 7th grade

dust: that sounds like a you problem

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*looking at a perfume with a picture of a nun on it*

horror: oh nice nun flavor

nightmare: don’t eat that

horror: :(

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nightmare: you need to get laid

cross: lol wut

nightmare: you are just such a virgin

nightmare: hell i’ll let you fuck my brother

cross: AYO

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cross: i can’t masturbate if i come over :/

killer: not with that attitude

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horror: i went to see a therapist…

dust: yeah..?

horror: i didn’t know what to say at one point so i accidentally quacked at her

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error: no officer we aren’t drunk

cross: yeah i’m just really sad and an already shitty driver

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dust: i woke up from a 12 hour nap and i’m still tired

horror: have you tried sleeping

[sansfanboy]

Have some dust sans and his brother

[sansfanboy]

the nightmare gang as shit i’ve said

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nightmare: why do i feel the need to gaslight people into thinking we’ve never met before?

nightmare: because i don’t like them

nightmare: and i think it’s funny

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horror: yeah i’m actually lactose intolerant

horror: *continues to chug a gallon of milk*

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killer: i have to take this exam

killer: but all i wanna do is jerk off and go to bed

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cross: yeah i have a thing for hot women that would immediately want to kill me

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dust: i haven’t felt emotions for like a month and i’m not too sure how to feel about that

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killer: i have, quite literally, only consumed Doritos and monster energies for a month now

killer: i don’t even know the last time i’ve drank water

killer: i’m surprised my heart is still beating

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error: some people just make me wanna rip out their teeth

error: then i’d string them into a little necklace

error: which i’ll have them wear in their casket

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red: some people you take one look at and you just

red: *breathes in deeply*

red: you know you’re gonna fucking hate them

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cross: one therapist i had i would just sit and make eye contact

cross: silently

cross: from across the room

cross: cuz i felt awkward

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nightmare: you know those people who just breathe and you’re like

nightmare: shut thE FUCK UP

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horror: everyday i’m a little closer

horror: to sticking my dick

horror: in a fucking toaster

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part 4 of aus as shit my friends and i have said

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killer: oh ya we like to bully each other in a friendly way

dust: ya sometimes we lighten up the mood by making fun of each other’s mental illness

*scene cuts to killer shittly driving a car*

dust: DUDE THATS NOT PART OF THE ROAD

killer: I DONT WANNA HEAR SHIT FROM YOU SCHIZO

dust: OH THATS GREAT COMING FROM YOUR BI-POLAR ASS

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ink: *is annoying*

error, under his breath: i swear to god i will break your jaw like a piñata and instead of candy, it’ll be your teeth flying out you annoying-

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Gaster: haha narwhals aren’t real silly goose

sans:…. yes they are

Gaster: really?

sans:….

sans: dude, you’re a SCIENCE PROFESSOR

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fresh: i can’t wait to get in a fight with some kind of karen and just

fresh: *snaps neck to the side so fast it cracks*

fresh: “talking shit carol?”

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Lust: *playing FNAF Security Breach*

Lust: Freddy is whole ass DILF 😏

[sansfanboy]

THANK YOU FOR 100 FOLLOWERS!!!!!

I know that’s not really a lot, but I really appreciate your support

I love y’all and fresh says hi!

[sansfanboy]

part 3 of undertale aus as shit my friends and i have said

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ink: *picks up phone*

ink: hola soy dora!

error: i’m going to block you

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Lust Sans: i think i’m in love

Swap Sans: you say that about any man that breathes

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*over text*

ink: dream found my vape :(

fresh: ruh roh

fresh: *sends scooby doo meme*

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genos: i’m going to block you if you keep sending me shrek porn

reaper: *sends shrek porn*

genos: *blocks*

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*standing in the rain next to the car as they wait for the police to get to the scene of the car accident*

ink: …

ink: did you know gecko can save you up to 15% on car insurance

swap sans: shut up

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fresh: …

fresh: bill nye the science guy

epictale sans: BILL NYYYYE THE SCIENCE GUUUUY

fresh: BILL BILL BILL BILL

[sansfanboy]

So this is for my fanfic I’m sticking it here so I can link it to my fic hope y’all don’t mind

[sansfanboy]

Lmao

[sansfanboy]

I’m pretty sure I’ve seen someone do this same meme and I wanted to draw it but I don’t know who so if you’ve seen the original version of this go ahead and tag them or dm me who so I can add credit to them :)

[sansfanboy]

day one and two of trying to learn how to water color lol

[sansfanboy]

XD I wanted to creat pastelverse lel you did it before me !! So, I would like to know if I can create my own version of pastelverse Killer and my sona ?

ABSOLUTELY!!! I’d love to see your future art as well :D

[sansfanboy]

WRONG BLOG WRONG BLOG

A letter I recently sent in acnl

[sansfanboy]

GODAMMIT I FUCKED UP HIS NAME I KEEP ON MIXING IT UP WITH HENRY WHO I ACTUALLY LIKE

A letter I recently sent in acnl

[sansfanboy]

different aus playing animal crossing new leaf but it’s things i’ve said and done while playing

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*villager he doesn’t like doing the recognize thing

ink: *gasp* are you moving out

villager: i need a new catchphrase!

ink: damn

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Underswap sans: *fishing*

US sans: i hope it’s a fish i haven’t caught befo-

{it’s a sea bass!}

US sans: *screeching*

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villager: i need a new catchphrase

Underswap papyrus: haha ok

villager: “daddy”? I love it, thanks daddy!

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Undertale sans: oooh caught a fish wonder what it is-

butterfly fish: *is a tiny blob*

UT sans: *squinting at screen* the fuck is that???

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swapfell sans: ooooh blathers i got you fossils

blathers: these are great, too bad we already have them

SF sans: TAKE THE FUCKING FOSSILS

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*logging in*

swapfell papyrus, chanting: isabelle isabelle isaBELLE ISABELLE ISABELLE

[sansfanboy]

GUYS I MADE BUTTERSCOTCH CINNAMON PIE I HOPE YOU’RE PROUD OF ME GOAT MOM

[sansfanboy]

A short animation of smooching sans <3