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It cannot be good for our souls to be living in a world where polyester clothing is sold for $200

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I did it. I made the ratatouille hair thingie

This made me laugh so hard and its so perfect, I love how it turned out!!!

I found a couple of patterns for FREE on yt so search there if you wanna make your own, honestly you should I love love love it

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I think tumblr should be able to show you how many people have blocked you. Like not names or anything, just a rough number showing how many people have you on their blocklist. I want to know my hater stats.

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Heya got a question for the general skirt wearing community, is it expected to always wear shorts under a skirt, or is just underwear the norm?

Me and the sibs are having the biggest debate about this

this is a democracy

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another history making marvel post I never see anyone talk about is “so is nobody helping blade kill all those vampires”

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town hall details

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all of these hand embroidered mini pins have been added to my shop ❤️🍒

etsy // patreon

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New York City ballet production of Midsummer Nights Dream

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people keep trying to make "ladies and gentlemen" more inclusive.

I think we should go the other way around.

make more and more weird false dichotomies in greetings. "gamers and pianists". "oil painters and swordsmen". "vexillologists and entomologists". "chess masters and diamond artificers". "accountants and gendered individuals".

we need to be dropping shit into formal meetings to make people say "wait what? which one am I?"

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The Gentle Death 🥀 [commission for amazing Calamarty]

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truly the wildest thing about all the Bridgerton discourse about "is Nicola Coughlan too FAT to be a convincing love interest???" is that in many ways she actually looks better in the period costumes than her thinner counterparts because she has the figure to really fill them out. those dresses are incredibly flattering on larger bodies because they emphasise the bust and cleavage whilst creating a very elegant silhouette. there's something unintentionally hilarious about hearing pearl-clutching in the distance over "idk is this FAT WOMAN sexy enough to be believable as an object of lust??" whilst Penelope Featherington's majestic heaving bosoms are almost spilling out of her dress in a category 5 titty event. if anything she's too sexy. they had to spend the first two seasons putting her in ugly dresses in a desperate attempt to conceal the fact that she's serving more cunt than the entire itty bitty titty committee combined

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Antique Victorian Tudor Theme Leaded stained glass window Brilliant 19th Century ebay kerb-3

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"transfer fee" "starting fee" "convenience fee" "late fee" okay what if i beat you to a red pulp with a hammer what about that

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