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Death Note Pride Month: Yotsuba Kira Edition
#death note#convinced this is how rem decided light's not so bad#i don't care this took place in 2004 rem was with higuchi in june and it's therefore canon in my heart
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exhibit A on why kingdom hearts is genuinely the funniest series ever made
#kingdom hearts#“oh really?🤨🏳️🌈”#this was the first game btw#i adore the original kingdom hearts#it is truly unparalleled#where else will you get maleficent telling her new gay son 'i know what you are'#leave him alone maleficent he's 15 and he's being 15 about it#the single edited part of this clip is the close-up on maleficent's face the rest is a real thing that happened#disney keeps saying they're giving us the first gay character as though they didn't give us riku in 2002
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I like setting things on fire
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Concept: fairy tale where the wicked step-parent (who is of course also some sort of warlock) transforms the princess into a swan, as one does, but rather than running off to mope around in a lake and be beautifully tragic, the princess decides to stick around the palace and cause problems on purpose.
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i promised to... keep [him] safe.
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Radioapple Hanahaki + Sleeping Beauty AU because they are already dead so the flowers are not mortal but still someone will need a kiss to wake up, the problem is that nobody knows a kiss from whom, and Local King is starting to miss the asshole, and the fighting and the music.
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Whenever Haymitch insulted Effie's outfits during the main triology, it wasn't his fault, he was being possesed by Maysilee's ghost
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deleted audio drama/relight scene
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Boil up some mountain dew. It’s gonna be a long night.
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gun to my head i would rather die than read this fic. what the fuck are you even doing at this point. whats the fucking point?
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What the fuck happened in Warrior Cats? I remember some real clown shit when I read those books 10 years ago, but this feels like it would be a new low, even for that series.
Is it still going?
Holy fuck, it's still going. And as insane as ever, I see.
in what world does this make sense
#warrior cats#i shouldn't be that surprised by this information#this is but one in a long line of deranged series that go on way longer than they have any business to and are far removed from the origin#but my god#i thought this ended after the “adoption is bad” arc#or the detailed domestic abuse book not framed as abuse
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i didn't say it was good, i said it has bewitched me body and soul
#dragging a mutual into platinum end same way i did all my friends#or kingdom hearts#that one's impossible to recommend to people#it really needs to be studied the psychological effects of having the original kingdom hearts as a formative piece of media before age 7
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spoilers but this is all I could think of in the latter half of that trial
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Happy DRDT 5th Anniversary!
(I'm late)
#danganronpa despair time#very late on the reblog for this#in honor of chapter 3 being in development
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I forgot that in the anime, Sayu's kidnapping episode and the explosion episode are next to each other. Makes Mello's "I NEVER dreamed in a MILLION YEARS I'd ever see YOU again, Mr Yagami" line so much stupider holy shit 😭 bro was really trying to be THAT villain but the anime rippes it from his hands
#death note#the second half of the anime was bad at adapting#but there are moments where that comes around to being funny#this is one of them
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Karadec: Oh look, we're under a mistletoe.
Morgan: *looks up* Karadec, thats not a mistletoe. That’s a holly. They are frequently mistaken for each other. Mistletoe is a parasitic plant with white berries and smooth leaves, while holly is an independent shrub or tree with spiky leaves and red berries. So yep, that’s a holly. Not a mistletoe.
(Later that night)
Morgan: *wakes up at 4 AM* OH MY GOD HE WAS FLIRTING WITH ME
#high potential#never really talked about this show to anyone#but honestly it's a lot of fun#highly recommend
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