#but my god

[rapidashrider]

The agonising feel when a character tag is full of shipping that you Simply Do Not Vibe With. The solution is, naturally, to keep scrolling. But the wince, the WINCE.

[wombywoo]

just a cowboy and his thoughts 🌾

[inkyteaart]

If I may, IF I MAY...Jason having you read to him while he eats you out or while you warm his cock. Him spanking you each time you mess up, after all he knows this book by heart. And once you can't take it anymore and you're stuttering and making mistakes back to back, he tells you how dumb you are. How simple a task to read to him, and you can't even do that. He fucks you, holds you down by the neck and tells you how this is all you're good for.

"Bet you're fucked too stupid to say my name right...come on baby...say it"

"J-jay!!"

"Oooh...fuck, so close. Missing a few syllables....keep trying, scream my name!"

Debating if I wanna write this my damned self but also I do not often write...

[ingravinoveritas]

I am entirely floored at the discourse that's been happening on social media (mainly Twitter) since Michael confirmed that his first crush was on John Taylor, to where I actually saw someone describe Michael as a "non-practicing bisexual."

Not only does this go right back to what I wrote last year about how in the past it was only okay for men to be gay/bisexual on TV and in film as long as they never acted on it, but I am nearly 100% certain that if Michael had said his first crush was a girl, no one would think he hadn't thought about kissing or having sex with them. In one fell swoop, this manages to disregard every other comment Michael has made about finding men sexually attractive, not to mention him going to the Scala Cinema in Kings Cross in the '80s--a place known for having late night gay orgies and nicknamed the 'Sodom Odeon'--and coming up with an entire head canon for Aziraphale and Crowley revolving around that.

Also, Michael Sheen has not spent the last five years making it extremely clear--both on and off screen--that he would fuck David seven ways from Sunday (and probably already has) just to have his sexuality erased by calling him a "non-practicing bisexual"...

[peachyspaceslvt]

Aaron Taylor-Johnson as Count Vronsky

ANNA KARENINA (2012) dir. Joe Wright

[asparklethatisblue]

Lan Xichen has the kind of personality that makes him think that babytrapping someone will fix anything. Why else propose sworn brotherhood to fix the relationship of two guys who’ve already tried to kill one another

[s1lly-gh02tz]

Do you see my vision here

[skitskatdacat63]

🏳️‍🌈🤨❓️

[imchronicallydepressed]

Can I just point out how fucken MOODY Sebastion was?

Like he's just constantly stuck with a thorn up his ass and I-

NOBODY CARES YOU CAN'T RUN IN THAT SUIT

CHIVE HAS PROBABLY NEVER EVEN TOUCHED A SUIT UNTIL YOU CAME ALONG

[doortotomorrow]

I can't be the only who really misses The 100. I miss speculating over trailers, I miss the electric buzz in the air whenever a new episode was airing, I miss the characters and watching what kind of chaos they'd be getting themselves into. No other show has given me the kind of buzz that The 100 offered. I keep looking, but it's just not the same.

[mephorash]

oh my god? I am about to watch The Video and this is what I am getting into apparently

[godbirdart]

that post about americanization in online spaces reminded me of this specific flavor of response i keep gettin on my posts

[canada day is july 1]

[velveteenbard]

“I warned you. If you’re not careful, you’ll find out who I am.” Dude, Walker is Eating in this role.

[absolute-flaming-trash]

"What's a favor..."

"...between friends?"

[taibhsearachd]

Watching Fantasy High and getting kind of antsy about how hard this first encounter is, Brennan these are level one characters and they’re delicate, surely he has a plan to deal with things if someone dies here this first time…

AND THEN TWO CHARACTERS DIE FOR REAL? AND THE SOLUTION BRENNAN HAS PREPARED WAS A MURDER-SUICIDE? Incredible. I am so sold on this campaign I’m losing my mind about it already.

[fazedlight]

The problem with writing a canon-compliant fic is that sometimes canon is not canon-compliant