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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms, Game of Thrones (TV) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Stannis Baratheon/Elia Martell, Stannis Baratheon & Elia Martell Characters: Stannis Baratheon, Elia Martell, Rhaegar Targaryen (mentioned), Selyse Baratheon (mentioned), Shireen Baratheon, Rhaenys Targaryen (Daughter of Elia), Aegon Targaryen (Son of Elia), Original Male Character(s) Additional Tags: Fluff, First Meetings, Grocery Store, Grocery Shopping, Shireen is the best, Edric accidentally setting his dad up on a date, Meet-Cute, Crush at First Sight, Stannis is in loove, Drabble and a Half Series: Part 2 of A Song of Divorce and Coming of Age Summary:

Stannis Baratheon looses his son in a grocery store and when he finds him he also finds the woman who is his true soul mate.

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Lannister and Targaryen >> Baratheon

Arg with the wall.

Also i'm tiered of pretending that Sunfyre is the most beautiful dragon when we all know that Caraxes exist.

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Cassana Baratheon’s death ( tw )

Made in 8:35 hours

First time I post a drawing here. I hope you like it

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Who are you from the Aerys era

If you have more I. congratulations, you are Queen Rhaella ! You are way too sweet for this world.

If you have more II. you are lady Cassana Baratheon ! Please run away and change your friends

If you have more III. you are lord hand Tywin Lannister. Calm down i know it's cool.

If you have more IV. you are King Aerys Targaryen. Put that lighter down.

If you have more V. you are lady Joanna Lannister. Can you stop being mean ?!

If you have more VI. you are lord Steffon Baratheon. I Hope you love your golden retriever life !

So who are you ?

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Robert : *writing for ned* "I'm sorry I can't come to the Eyries next week, my father's aunt just passed away"

Steffon: THE WITCH IS DEAD YOUHOU !!!

Robert :

Robert : "He's really sensitive about it"

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Saleswoman : Two bouquets of flowers for Valentine's Day !

Ned : Yeah

Ned :

Ned : I'm not a cheater

Ned : It's for my best friend

Ned : he gets jealous if I don't give him anything

Ned : then he complains, anyway, I buy him flowers

Saleswoman :

Ned :

Saleswoman : You could just say you were giving both to your wife.

Ned : Right...

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Steffon : Yes ! Look at her ! That's my wife ! How many letters in Cassana ?!

Tywin : ...Seven ?

Steffon : No it's-wait.

Steffon : *counts on his fingers* Oh...

Aerys : Lady and gentleman, Lord Baratheon.

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Cassana : One day you will probably have to get married. I sincerely hope that you find a beautiful and intelligent woman. Sometimes we don't have the luxury of winning both.

Stannis : but you win father, right?

Cassana : ...

Cassana : your father is absolutely beautiful

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Rhaegar : Omg mom please do something

Ask for me

Say you need me at the adult table send at 21:43.

Rhaegar : It's so awkward here no one is talking send at 21:44

Rhaegar : Nvm Cersei start talking shit about the Tyrell and everyone follows send at 21:47

Rhaegar : God I never heard Stannis talk this much send at 21:48

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Renly : I have 99 problems and my sexuality is not one of them

Robert : I have 1 problem and it's your sexuality.

Stannis : I just calculated and I have 11 problems.

Robert : That's how many Tyrell are alive, right?

Stannis : Yep.

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And if you if you kick every neurodivergent with emotional instability and family issues out of this country, then who's gonna stand with you House Baratheon ?

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Tywin : Shaera says you'r sick

Aerys : He's faking.

Tywin : Really ? Why ? You love school !

Steffon : Swim test.

Tywin : Oh sure. You would die.

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Joanna, looking at the camera for the gender reveal : I'm your mommy and I think you're going to be a pretty boy.

Genna : I'm your aunt and I think you're going to be a boy.

Steffon : I'm your godfather and I think you're going to be a beautiful girl !

Tywin : I'm your father and I think you're going to be a disappointment.

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Our favorite asoiaf families at Christmas :

The Baratheons always spend one year with the Estremonts and one year with the Targaryens (the last family of Steffon). This year it's the Targaryens

Steffon will discover at the same time as the children the gifts that “he and Cassana” bought

Rhaegar and Robert will fight about 15 times: one will end up hurting and the other will be punished

Stannis will hide a good part of the party which will scare his parents because they can no longer find him

Rheagar will get a new wooden sword and his first and only instinct will be to test it on his cousin's head.

Tywin, Joanna and the twins won't come until the 25th for dessert and will still manage to get into trouble with everyone (Cersei said she didn't like Stannis because he's ugly).

Aerys will make a surprisingly delicious dessert

Cersei brags all afternoon about having seen Santa Claus in person (it was Kevan with a beard)

Robert accidentally ended up with Stannis' gift and had books and a stuffed animal. He's not a very good actor.

Joanna insult Aerys because of a very unwelcome comment and everyone agreed with her

Jaime will just run around screaming because he ate too much sugar

Robert sat on his mother's lap, fell asleep and didn't move again even when she put him in bed at the end of the evening

Steffon cried a lot before going because he was stressed, then when leaving because he was sad (and extremely overstimulated)

Rhaella and Cassana will start putting away the children's toys while they sleep but end up playing with them

Tywin will say several times that they should never have come but will cherish this memory (without ever admitting it)

Happy Christmas to everyone who celebrate it !!

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it's my birthday so happy birthday to all the people obsessed with a Baratheon man and his shitty relationship with his saphix wife, all the people who follow this Baratheon in all his rights, but especially in all his wrongs, and happy birthday to all people who have no argument and just give up saying "I said I loved him, not that he was smart"

( and the one who make strange head canon. Happy birthday )

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Catelyn : So there are these two guys who are in love with me. There is one that my little sister is in love with, and the other I prefer his brother. So my crush has like 200 crushes (no seriously this guy is attracted to everyone) and he has a best friend who is like simp a little for my crush's sister. Except that my crush's sister really likes the little cousin of my crush's best friend, and it's mutual. Except that the little cousin of my crush's best friend is already married to a girl and this girl has a crush on the little brother of my crush's best friend and her best friend has a crush on my crush. So it obviously becomes a little complicated.

Brynden : Yeah I understand.

Hoster : HOW ??

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Tywin : You know Aerys, just because a woman smiles at you doesn't mean she wants to sleep with you !

Tywin : It's statistically impossible !

Tywin : It doesn't happen to anyone !

Tywin : Except for Steffon

Tywin : This man is a whore.