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hte real april foule… was you.

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Being sensitive to changes in barometric pressure is crazy what do you mean my problem is that the wind changed direction. What do you mean it's the fuckin clouds

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Heeheehoo

*sets this loose in your house*

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people will claim to be filled with whimsy and joy for life but then hate musicals……. the vile tongue of man will never cease lying

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Torterra 🌸

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Satanic terror in the old west, some how.

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Surprise! Tumblr just got turned into an epic fantasy RPG, just like [your favorite appropriate media franchise]. And the Tumblr RPG's plot needs to have all of its characters covered, in roles both large and small.

That means that you are assigned to a stereotypical RPG role inside our new fantasy world. Spin this wheel to find out what you are now doing for a living.

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tumblr is, if anything, the Appalachia of social media...easy to get lost, sparsely populated, out of the loop with fast-moving modern trends. Attached to tradition. Close-knit communities. Believe in "talk shit, get hit." Everyone is doing their own thing in their own obscure little holler. Prone to pulling the most inventive turns of phrase you've ever heard out of nowhere. Somebody's always starting a racket. We sometimes repel outsiders with much aggression. Lots of talk about hell and damnation to be found. Everybody tends to forget about us for some reason

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now... i'm in with you... and all i know is folks all seem to die... and... i still love horses.

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i don't care if mondays fucked, tuesday wednesday kiss my nuts, thursday this shit fucking sucks, it's friday im in love

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some josh art

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Me *leaves a pile of assorted jorts in the woods*: for the werewolves

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i should wake up and automatically be restored to full health, that's how sleeping should work, what is this horseshit

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do you guys have tumblr

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holiday season in customer service burnt me out SO BAD but here's all the ghouls masks with floral language to describe the respective albums :3 all listed under the cut!!

opus 

coming darkness, the storm approaching, birth of a new age and the coming of Something

ox-eye daisy: patience

black mulberry: I will not survive you

oleander: beware

infes

welcome the anti christ, humanity at its worst

adders tongue: deceit

snap dragon: deceit, a gracious lady

dittany of crete: childbirth

Meliora

absence of god, no one to help you

night shade: falsehood

black dahlia: betrayal, dishonesty

prequelle

survival, death, plague

black rhododendron: despair, death, danger

for the life of me I can't remember the orange flower

impera

rise and fall of empires, failure, hypocrisy

geranium: folly, stupidity

lavender: distrust

tiger lily: pride, wealth

a friend did all the flower research for me!!!