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top three activities
- crying over spilt milk
- rubbing salt in the wound
- making a mountain out of a molehill
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biting my mama
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From: Phyllis Christopher, Pictures of The Lesbian Underground
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the rpf dan and phil fans were literally the least delusional ones + then it happened again with boygenius + it has also definitely happened with more people than we even know about. KEEP SPECULATING
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@agathaallalongweek day 3 - vampires
vampire agatha and her good boy rio
unglazed hd version
#agathario#there arent words in any human language to describe how i feel about this#an endless stream of doglike whines and whimpers are about close tho
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there's something almost addictive about smoking cigarettes
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@agathaallalongweek — day 3: vampires
a little possessiveness never hurt anyone (or it did but she liked it don't worry)
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Agatha All Along Follow Me My Friend / To Glory at the End | 1.08
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WandaVision + parallels / déjà vus Age of Ultron | Infinity War | Endgame
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im gonna getcha! im gonna getcha!!!
omg stoppp!!! hehe ^_^ !!!!
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So sad ill never experience the euphoria of being a wild baby animal satiated off my first kill while my mama licks me clean of blood and viscera and tells me my violence was good and i am powerful
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Timmy turner: man I am so depressed like clinically. Cosmo Wanda I wish I was not depressed anymore
Wanda: sorry timmy that's against da rules...we can't interfere with mental illness ):
Timmy: fine i wish I had xanax
Cosmo: ok *gives it to him from his pockets*
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and are death and the maiden perhaps looking for a third
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I will be hiring a professional forcefem hypnotist and a professional forcemasc hypnotist. Whoever turns me first will win $10,000. They will sit on either side of me and talk over one another in increasing frustration until the sexual tension is too much and they make out with one another on the floor by my feet. I shake my head and walk away, smirking knowingly. Nice try, suckers...
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