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3 and 14?

Do I smoke?: Very very rarely, I don’t really have the time to anymore

Biggest turn off: bad breath

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I feel like a crackhead and your fics are my methamphetamine

Oh heavens

I’m glad my fics are that good

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nosy anons let's go

0: Height

1: Age

2: Shoe size

3: Do you smoke?

4: Do you drink?

5: Do you take drugs?

6: Age you get mistaken for

7: Have tattoos?

8: Want any tattoos?

9: Got any piercings?

10: Want any piercings?

11: Best friend?

12: Relationship status

13: Biggest turn ons

14: Biggest turn offs

15: Favorite movie

16: I’ll love you if…

17: Someone you miss

18: Most traumatic experience

19: A fact about your personality

20: What I hate most about myself

21: What I love most about myself

22: What I want to be when I get older

23: My relationship with my sibling(s)

24: My relationship with my parent(s)

25: My idea of a perfect date

26: My biggest pet peeves

27: A description of the girl/boy I like

28: A description of the person I dislike the most

29: A reason I’ve lied to a friend

30: What I hate the most about work/school

31: What my last text message says

32: What words upset me the most

33: What words make me feel the best about myself

34: What I find attractive in women

35: What I find attractive in men

36: Where I would like to live

37: One of my insecurities

38: My childhood career choice

39: My favorite ice cream flavor

40: Who I wish I could be

41: Where I want to be right now

42: The last thing I ate

43: Sexiest person that comes to my mind immediately

44: A random fact about anything

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Is it pervert behavior to work on a smut fanfic in the middle of my break at work or is that normal

Probably not that’s okay

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Sometimes I sit and stare at my wall realizing the stuff I write isn’t normal

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guess what sweet cheeks? i'm on the wall

(great work, love you xoxo)

Hopefully you’re enjoying the shelf on the wall that holds my figure collection, tell me if I missed any spots from when I dusted!

Love you more <3333

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Ty!!! <333

Toxic cod headcanons

Tw: everyone is an asshole in this. there’s honestly just overall all kinds of abuse. This is however, just fantasy. Ooc to, honestly they’d never act like this realistically this again is just fantasy/a kink. Dead dove do not eat

Price

-He’s an old fashion kind of guy, so he reinforces a lot of old fashion stereotypes. At first it’s simply making him meals when he comes home, to doing the dishes. But it slowly turns into you quitting your job and becoming his house wife/husband/partner and then beatings

-his hits aren’t to hard, but hard enough to bruise you. It’s mostly smacks, but if you fuck up really bad it’s punches.

-His rules are strict, to the point you almost don’t have much freedom. Again, it starts slowly to simplying knowing your password to you having limited access to your own phone at all.

-As you can tell, he’s controlling, your his wife/husband that is your responsibility, anything else is unnecessary. To him at least

Soap/johnny

A genuine asshole, straight up drugs you. He’s so bad at talking about his emotions that if your mad at him he’ll slip you something in your meal or drink and takes you to bed.

Doesn’t use his hands to hurt you, but instead uses his words.

He often manipulates you, rejecting any bad behavior he had done with a simple “that didn’t happen” since again, he hates any negative interaction.

Ghost/simon

Doesn’t mean to be abusive but when he gets drunk it’s all out of the window, after his best friend dies it gets worse

Beats you, takes any anger he feels out on you with his fists and it leaves you with bruises and marks. Surprisingly never broke any of your bones, has sprained your wrist however.

Apologies right after, he feels incredibly guilty. But you know he doesn’t mean it! He can’t help it! You forgive him? Aw, what would he do without you.

Threatens to do incredibly horrible things to himself if you leave so you’re kinda stuck with him.

Gaz

From what I’ve seen in the games he’s quick to anger, and I think that would show in your relationship

He’s quick to get on your case, jumping from one to another to throw you off. “How’s that guy you were with? Were you CHEATING? Bet you love taking his cock huh?”

Speaking of cheating, is incredibly jealous just in general. Don’t expect to have a lot of friends for long. He refuses to let you go to any parties unless he comes with you.

He’s smart tho, (have you seen him in the game?) so he’ll play on small insecurities just to keep you around. He’ll comment on how you look, how you do your hair, anything to get you to feel so self conscious you stay

A lot of verbal abuse and manipulation, I don’t see Gaz as a person to hit

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Licking those tits GOD DAMNNNMN BARK BARK

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Part of the reason I knew I liked girls was in the 6th grade a girl said I had soft hands and gently traced them while asking what lotion I used.

I use Vaseline if anyone is wondering

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“We’re in a fanfic drought” Tell the writers you like their work.

“All Tumblr ever does is write oneshots now” Tell the writers that you’d love to see them write longer things.

“Nobody updates their fics anymore” Tell the writers you love the fic and want to see more of it.

Tell the writers.

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HELL YEAH SWEET CHEEKS, I LOVE YOU TOO

MWAH MWAH

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Pervert Bucky Barnes

Just a quick lil something

-Bucky Barnes would be the biggest fucking pervert ever. He hasn’t been on dates, maybe the occasional fling wayyy back then but he can barely remember it.

-So of course he doesn’t known its perverted to take your lovers underwear to jack off into later! How could he? He just missed his sweetie so bad! And the way your used underwear smells, especially after active day, gets him all hot and bothered! Why are you mad at him? :(

-Or when you figure out he has a whole folder on his computer filled with pictures of you in…not so safe for work positions he had taken through out the days. Photos of you getting dressed, taking a shower, pleasuring yourself…you need to take away his computer from him. And possibly his phone.

-He also has a habit of staring…for wayyy to long. You can feel his eyes on you everywhere. Changing the laundry? His eyes are on your ass. Cooking? He’s watching your body shake as you cut or peel something.

-Looks like you’re going to have to teach him how to be a bit more…normal.

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Stalker anon I love you

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honey booboo, once you release those three fucking hell yeah fanfincs i'm gonna crawl onto the ceiling and explode

but for now im gonna keep opening your page about 50 times per day and feel like a stalker because you're great and I love you and your works mwah HELL YEAH

Just for you I’ll go faster baby girl mama will rush

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I have 3 unfinished fanfics in my drafts

God help us all

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I wanna quit this god forsaken job so bad

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My old cod oc that I've never been able to draw until now. He was created 2 years ago after i got scammed into buying a Japanese version of the MW2 bundle.

The lamest guy ever I swear, he's sooooo into outdoor activities and drinking beer.