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Working fast food is the biggest love hate relationship I’ve ever had
On one hand I love walking around and asking if everyone foods okay, asking if kids want crayons, talking to people about the keychains they have on their bags, just in general being nice cause why not.
But oh my god the old people drive me nuts. None of them know how to use their fucking credit cards and then throw it at me to do it for them. I have to literally show them how. and then they get pissed at me for the prices of the food. Like what do you want me to do about I’m just a girl leave me alone damn.
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Sorry I haven’t been posting as much! I’ve been insanly busy. Got a job and I’m working on a lot of school portfolios. I’ll be back to writing in a couple of weeks! Please send in requests and I’ll get to them soon!
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going haywire
Conquest x male reader smut
713 words
You were never going to spar with Conquest again.
Warning for smut, bottom male reader, Conquest, and watersports (it was only a matter of time).
By your second orgasm, the need of your bladder gets to the point you aren’t able to ignore it. Conquest, the fucker, hasn’t even had one of his own, but you were used to that, and it seemed as if he preferred it that way. You wouldn’t exactly call him a considerate lover, it was more so that he liked to use sex as a game to measure how long he could go each time.
Stupidly, you think that he’s about to stop and give you a break when he pulls out, but the concern you feel still grows bigger and heavier. At the feel of his hard cock pressed to your entrance, you open your mouth, ready to voice that concern, “I don’t think I can.”
“Nonsense!” Conquest responds, pulling your body back onto his chest. You rest all of your weight against him, even as he brings you both up onto your knees. His thick, muscular thighs rest in the space of your spread legs, giving you no choice but to keep your legs open wide.
“Please,” you gasp as his cock stretches you open once more, “I can’t,” you groan, trying to twist out of his hold.
Your struggle only seems to turn on the man even more as he wraps his left arm around your body to keep you close, the metal cold and unforgiving. “You can,” Conquest says into your ear, mustache grazing your earlobe.
Conquest’s right hand goes to your chin to turn your head and pull you into a rough kiss, one that reopens the cut on your lip he made earlier. He groans at the taste of your blood on his tongue, only pulling away from the kiss when his cock is buried within you.
Once the kiss is broken, Conquest’s hand moves down your neck and then your chest. When it reaches the arm wrapped around your stomach, you wait with bated breath, looking down to watch as the metal arm is pulled away.
You thought his hand was going to go around your cock and to try and coax another orgasm out of you, instead, it went to press against your lower stomach. You thrash against his hold, but Conquest is quick to stop the movement, this time with his metal hand wrapped around your neck.
Unlike him, which makes you even more nervous, he coos softly into your ear, “shh,” he hushes. The hand around your neck doesn’t match the softness of the sound, instead, it locks you in place as he presses his hand in harder.
The build of it feels oddly similar to an orgasm, but the shame of it is the complete opposite of the rush of euphoria from earlier. You bite your lip to try and stifle the mix of a groan and sob, but it still manages to make its way out as you stain the ground below with your piss.
“That’s it,” Conquest purrs, his hand around your neck loosening as he hooks his chin over your shoulder and watches the stream.
Another sob falls from your lips when you feel the cock inside you throb, the absolute freak behind you was fucking getting off on it. You were never going to agree to another sparring session with Conquest again, nor would you ever be able to show your face in this same training ground. Maybe after you were done, you would find the strength within yourself to overpower the brute and use him to destroy the area during the skirmish.
“You sick fuck,” you hissed as it finally came to an end.
The laugh Conquest let out was loud and booming, much too loud for how close you were, “you’re the one that’s getting hard,” he said into your ear, nipping at the shell, “again, might I add.”
“We were supposed to be training,” you responded, hating how breathy your voice sounded.
Conquest lets out a chuckle, “we are,” he says, “we’re training your-”
“If you say my endurance, I’ll-” you try cutting him off, the Conquest was faster as he pulled you into another kiss.
“Insolent boy,” Conquest growled between rough kisses, “let’s see how many more I can get out of you,” he said ominously as his fingers wrapped tightly around your cock.
#x male reader#x male reader smut#conquest#conquest x reader#conquest x male reader#conquest x male reader smut
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This is what I mean when I say I love women differently. I can write like 10k words about me doing the most diabolical down bad jaw dropping things to Nolan but if I even think about holding Debbie’s hand my heart feels like it’s about to explode.
She’s just so ugh yk. Like she’s everything and I just wish everyone would just let her get whatever she wants. She is THE mother and THE wife and THE real estate agent I love her sm uggghhhh
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This is so cute
*runs away with a suspicious post it note shape in my throat*
i partially reorganized my desk and bed, i can now rot comfortably
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I CANT DO MY NAILS ANYMORE BECAUSE OF MY JOB ☹️ The pink nail polish is being retired….
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Update I got the job #employed
Had a last minute interview and now I have to wear jeans I fucking hate wearing jeans
My tits look GREAT tho Victoria secret is a goddess at making bras made my Bs turn into Ds
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Don’t eat 5 tangerines you’ll get the worst diarrhea you’ve ever had in years.
I love tangerines so much I just ate 5 this is better than sex holy fuck
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I love tangerines so much I just ate 5 this is better than sex holy fuck
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If I hadn’t quit smoking I’d be downing a pack of malboros rn holy crap
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Should I start posting my fairy kei fits on here, or should I just keep it a smut blog…oh choices choices choices
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I’m just got called diva and queen in the same day what is happening
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So nervous cause Im getting an email that might change my life for the next few months and I feel like im gonna vomit. Like actually gonna vomit I hate being so nervous
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I literally want to fuck the shit outta conquest holy crap
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Toxic Cecil putting the microphone that mark has but in you so he can punish you. You try to walk away from him after an argument? He’ll turn it on. He feels disrespected? He’ll turn it on. and he’d 100% constantly track you. You physically can’t break up with him he knows where you are at all times, what you do constantly, how you feel.
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YOU GOT THIS!!!! <333
i just gotta get through this week
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Had a last minute interview and now I have to wear jeans I fucking hate wearing jeans
My tits look GREAT tho Victoria secret is a goddess at making bras made my Bs turn into Ds
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