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Dan is obsessed with Phil and he can deny it and pretend he isn’t all he wants… but we know the truth Daniel.

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Do you ever just… cry

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logging in just to post this

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As a Dannie™️, I of course still hope Phil wins every game they play.

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Saving for later :)

Phan Fic Recs!!

here's a bunch of my absolute favorites for anyone who needs a distraction from the election <3 i will make a second post with shorter ones as well, this post will just be fics that are over 10k

Inheriting Love by Fictropes (22k)- Dan is a lawyer who executes wills in a small town in the English countryside, and Phil's aunt leaves him a house. One of the cutest fics I've read recently tbh, lots of banter and cows<3

Silver Arrows to the Heart by @evermorepeyton (137k, WIP)- How could i POSSIBLY make a rec list without including this masterpiece??? Dan and Phil are Formula 1 drivers, chaos ensues<3 sooooo much fun (and there are some really beautiful cool women in there too, just as a treat)

dancing on the blades (you set my heart on fire) by kishere (123k)- Dan is an amateur figure skater who scores a spot at the famous Lester training gym, where he meets the legendary Phil Lester and of course they fall in love... this one has sooo many cute fetus moments and wonderful cameos from Kath<3 absolutely love it

Like a Bowl of Oranges by cloej88 (@bitchslapblastoids) (47k)- Phil is a filmmaker looking to amplify queer stories in the media, Dan is a ghostwriter who's been writing a memoir on the side, you can guess what happens next. very VERY fun fic, lots of drama and lovely reflection, as well as the softest scenes between them. love this one (and the author :3)

The Odd Uneven Time by @yikesola (20k)- A 2009 fic from Phil's perspective, falling in love with a boy over the Internet. Absolutely WONDERFUL vibes, so so so cute (and it probably happened in real life ahaha)

Live Incidentally by yikesola (37k)- Phil makes novelty t-shirts and Dan buys them :) really funny, also some great Lester family moments

The Pianist Everyone Is Talking About... Is My Husband by @natigail (25k)- Dan is a famous pianist, Phil plays his songs on the radio, but nobody knows that they're actually married. Lots of chaos ensues, crazy fangirls can feel super represented, and Dan laughs at Phil about it all<3 this fic is so funny lol, highly HIGHLY recommend

Kick Me While I'm Down by jerserker (14k)- Dan and Phil join an adult kickball league! Phil just wants to make friends, and Dan... kicks everyone's asses <3 Really funny competitive Dan, fun times honestly :)

missing the obvious by Fictropes (14k)- Dan plays videogames in an anonymous Discord server at night, and during the day he goes to his boring office job and hooks up with his coworker Phil in bathroom stalls... I wonder how these two things could possibly be connected...

Our House by sierradeux (50k)- Dan is a real estate agent, Phil is a Youtube house flipper, they team up to cohost an HGTV renovation special and fall in love. With the house, obviously. But also with each other <3 this is one of my favorites guys I think it should be required reading for everyone on phannie tumblr

maybe this christmas by blackbirddan (13k)- it's November, im allowed to rec christmas fics now, right??? anyway, this one is HUGE for fans of the Lester and Howell families, just so so so soft and sweet and awesome<3

Strictly Come Dancing but make it GAY by natigail (176k)- i mean this one has a pretty self explanatory title... read for super hot dancer Phil, awkward celebrity Dan, and so so so many beautiful outfit and dance descriptions :3 seriously, I wish I could watch this season irl :( this is for sure in my top 3 fics of all time to be so honest

they grew up so nicely, didn't they? by natigail (15k)- Cornelia pov on meeting the boy Phil brought home, and then throughout the years. SO CUTE!!!!! really big for fans of outsider pov (me)

okie dokie<3 i will be making an under 10k rec list as well, so be on the lookout for that one!

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The hard launch was actually Dystopia Daily when Dan continuously joked about how much sex he was having in every conceivable way possible while simultaneously emphasising that he never ever left the house. Like girl we get it, you two are animals.

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let’s hang on mama (of another species)

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"dan and phil soulmates AU" guys what do you mean AU

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I just know Phil has an album full of pictures just like this from all their trips 🥺

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SO ANNOYING HOW IN LOVE DAN AND PHIL ARE. That is all.

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babe! it’s 8pm, time for your favourite dan and phil watching tiktok content slop

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Dan and Phil have pretty busy Friday nights, huh? No wonder Phil said no Friday uploads..

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Dan is actually obsessed with Phil. I lost count how many times he commented on Phil’s thighs or legs or phass in this video. I mean I don’t blame him but good lord we get it Daniel!!

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OUCH MAN. Spitting facts though 🥹

can we talk about just how much phil loves dan? heck, idk if "love" is a strong enough word for it. he's utterly enamored. smitten. gobsmacked by just how much he adores dan.

he thinks so highly of dan that he didn't know who he was without "dan and phil." and yet despite that, he still gave dan the time and space to work on himself and his own projects because he wants what's best for dan. even if his heart broke a little every time he dragged the camera out in those long hiatus years.

he hypes the fuck out of dan's projects because he knows dan puts his heart and soul into everything he does and phil happens to adore his heart and soul. he agreed to hiding their relationship for years, not just because it would help both their careers and he may not have been fully ready himself, but because dan was absolutely not ready. and when dan was ready, phil trusted him to tell their story because no one else could handle it as delicately and as perfectly for them as dan did.

his camera roll is full of photos of dan because dan lights him up every day. every moment he gets to exist with dan is such a gift. because he's seen dan's lowest moments and stayed through them all. because he knows that all the euphoric and devastating moments are worth it, since they lead to the quiet day-to-day moments they spend together, something he and dan both longed for in 2009. and phil wouldn't trade that for the world.

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laundry day

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Dan looks damn proud of his Phil 🥹🥹

"all pleasure now"